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tj | he/she/they e/i/iad | lesbian | ao3: morrigancrows | classics student | adult

[saint-sebastian-coded]

ao3

bluesky

locked tomb fics

nevermoor fics (on my sideblog)

star wars fics

avatarverse fics (on my sideblog)

riordanverse fics (on my sideblog)

new url: @/satans-poptarts -> @/saint-sebastian-coded

background id: sunset over the sea with a series of islands

icon id: my dog, a brown labradoodle, looking slightly away from the camera with his mouth open

currently reading:

roman priests from republic to empire - alex antoniou

the bone season (revised) - samantha shannon

the history of the decline and fall of the roman empire volume four - edward gibbon

a natural history of dragons by marie brennan

ALSO

dracula daily

re: dracula

aeneid daily

the battle drum by saara el-arifi

hairpin curves by elia winters

[iwontknowyouanymore]

this trend of shitting on peer-reviewed academic studies in favor of tweeting “we already knew this was happening” is so soul-crushing. not to be an elitist cunt, but we have got to open the schools again. people genuinely seem to have forgotten that their personal lived experience isn’t indicative of the larger population, AND IF IT IS…… then you need researchers to support these assertions from a relevant data pool instead of a blog post from 2013 💀

[lavenderprose]

Someone at my job is reading Game Changer. Left it sitting cover-up in the teacher’s lounge. Jump scared by Scott Hunter in my own place of work. Is this what being Ilya Rozanov is like.

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[queerstudiesnatural]

i think there is something to be said about this wave of white women made media that is so surface level with an underlying racist and/or insensitive bias and that refuses to engage with criticism. i'm talking taylor swift's the life of a showgirl, emerald fennell's wuthering heights, colleen hoover, the acotar series and booktok in general, etc. whenever you dare to raise concerns about the superficiality or the questionable writing or the treatment of poc in those pieces you get shut down with a "it's not that deep" or "let women have fun". this weaponisation of misogyny to justify slop made for mass consumption, especially considering how wide spread it is becoming, scares me quite a bit. to quote princess weekes, "the girlypopification of anti-intellectualism" is truly concerning, and i do believe it is linked to the rise of far right movements worldwide. if you refuse to engage with what you are being presented with, and exclusively consume brain smoothing content "for fun" then yeah you do become more susceptible to propaganda. it is that deep.

[puesiria]

three years on hrt today !

[hiveswap]

Not attracted to that character i just want him to experience being scared for his life and panicking

[clubcrosby]

when you show up to the Intimate Knowledge of Ilya Rozanov’s Dick competition but shane and cliff are already there. and they look like they’re arguing.

[tallinsomniacs]

i would be so pissed if i were 68 mercutio and tybalt’s fuckass cut my hair 💔💔💔 cuz then im gonna have to go bald and shit and you’re laughing,,, fuck offfffff

[grabmyboner]

genuinely believe the boston lads have a secret power they call the bratva which is any time they need ilya to get hyped when he’s being a party pooper cranky pants they just play or start collectively rapping gasolina by daddy yanke and the club rat that is ilya rozanov is activated like a damn sleeper agent immediately ready to fucking go. hands pumping above his head. nose sniffing the air for a line. fat ass pushing it back.

[vyvilha]

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

[liesmyth]

#And she does NOT look good doing it.

AND SHE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD DOING IT!!!

[hr-rep]

Ilya Post-Coming Out

[fractally]

I dislike that the sex condo plot is missing in the HR TV show, like I do get it, they probably couldn't even afford scouting another location or whatever. But the detail abut the sex condo that's so good is that the first time it's totally unrenovated except for the bedroom. Shane takes Ilya to this fucking construction site of an apartment and Ilya is like ????? what ????? and then Shane is like "dw I did make sure there's a bed since literally the only thing that I care about is getting fucked. don't let the door hit you on the way out btw"

Esp early on book!Shane is so fucking cold man, it's amazing

(The equally amazing thing is down bad loverboy of all time Ilya decides to take this move as ROMANTIC because he's like ✨😍 he bought us a building ✨🥰👬😊)

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[sniffanimal]

how am I gonna be an optometrist about this

[abalidoth]

and if you close one eye

can you tell me what's the symbol on row four

and if you close one eye

I prescribe you one diopter more

[shreekofjoy]

Tybalt (The Shakespeare Character) is named after Tibert (The Prince of Cats), a character from the then popular story Reynard the Fox. Mercutio, in fact, mocks him as 'The Prince of Cats' in reference to this.

Therefore, I propose we name him "Garfield" in all modern retellings of Hamlet

[mightymo63]

Wasn't Tybalt a character in Romeo and Juliet?

[shreekofjoy]

I am stupid.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

I mean as long as we’re here we should put Garfield in hamlet anyway

[hamletkin]

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere