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[chaoticgoodness-gracious]

EVERY1 SHUT UP

(Lost Company Official is Andy Suriano)

[kestrel-bee]

Being in the Rise fandom is having little bits of canon information dropped at random like crumbs and everyone in the fandom licking the floor clean in desperation

[1bootyyyshaker9000]

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[mens-rights-activia]

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

[ffcrazy15]

Just as courage is not the absence of fear but doing the brave thing in spite of it, patience is not the absence of irritation but doing the kind thing in spite of it.

[seasaltcosmos]

3 out of 4 boys!!!!

[zee-rambles]

What?

What?

WHAT!?

You mean to tell me that all those Pee-paw fanfics are now CANON!?!?

Rise fam! Don’t you dare give up! There was a time when NOTHING ROTTMNT related was included in TMNT media. The fact that it’s now part of 40th anniversary comic AND there is a new story, means something!

[ethanmaldridge]

Childhood can be scary.

A collection of some of my hand-drawn horror looping animations!

[shutupzombie]

Song of the Sea Full Movie

[shutupzombie]

The Secret of Kells Full Movie

[forgetful-nerd]

No I will not elaborate on this.

[grassus3000]

That’s art ! ✍✏

[hamsterandturtlesoup]

Adding @mikeystan3000​ ‘s tags ‘cause honestly they’re perfect:

[noelle-ism]

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

[cromerholt]

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

[noelle-ism]

uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

[noelle-ism]

sorry im a lesbian

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

[noelle-ism]

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

[anophelei]

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

[noelle-ism]

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

[cromerholt]

nothing escapes from me

[geopsych]

Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

[geopsych]

In case anyone could use this right now.

[modern-politics111]

[atlinmerrick]

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A tweet on October 29, 2019 from @DebbiBMoon which says:

Time to remember the best voting advice I ever heard: voting isn’t marriage, it’s public transport.

You’re not waiting for “the one” who’s absolutely perfect: you’re getting the bus, and if there isn’t one to your destination, you don’t not travel- you take the one going closest.

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[brightlotusmoon]

[naamahdarling]

And in the meantime you at least try to get some seating and shelters at the bus stops to make things less shitty now instead of refusing to accept anything but bullet trains.

You fucking work for the slightly better, every minute. Not the perfect. The perfect is not just the enemy of the good; in this case, it murders it.

[pointss]

Get a fire extinguisher. It's getting too hot in here🔥

[illiardbilliard]

Group art therapy or teambuilding exercise or something, Hell if I know.

[notherpuppet]

First Meeting