"CURRENT BRAINWORMS" STARTER MEME || FUNNY OUT OF CONTEXT
A compilation of lines from my "Current Brainworms" playlist that tickle me when I look at them out of context to the actual song. Could be used for silly reasons or actually serious ones. Please change pronouns/grammar/etc to fit your needs.
"Hey, I've never seen the sun come up in the west!"
"It's like the search lights in the parking lot of Hell."
"I'm going to dive right in... I can't swim."
"You want to call a Medivac now? Knock yourself out!"
"I'm like the best dressed dude at the nude beach."
"I want to be received like a hot dog down at the dog park."
"It seems easy to say "Courtney Love is capable of murder!""
"Just admit it, you killed Kurt Cobain."
"I get extra mayonnaise, it's a mess."
"I like bananas because they have no bones."
"Earth was decent. 7/10."
"I've become an avid fan of watching Formula 1 and eating all my meals at a Burger King."
"Look high! It's my last hope - it's [NAME] coming off the top rope."
"Hands up if life is getting stressful!"
"No one can climb my tree and I think it's because they know I have a pine cone here for everyone who tries."
"You can show a horse the ropes, but no, you cannot make him climb."
"Let me guess, you're really into indie rock and podcasts."
"Loading "emo youth pastor jams" for you."
"When I look at myself in the mirror, I'm scolding myself like I'm Willem DaFoe (in Spider Man)."
"I personally will stab you in the eye with a foreign object."
"Oh God, please no! It's the family from Cocomelon."
"Maybe my ideal body is Bigfoot's"
"Maybe my ideal body is Mothman's."
"I don't think anybody's words would matter when I could sweep in and kill them from thirty feet high."
"From where I'm seated, I can side eye that shit, so of course I'm going to read it."
"This is great! Guy's got a penpal and a killer last name."
"On my Death Zamboni, we could be free."
"You and me and Scary Jeff makes three"
"Beep beep bitch, I'm outside."
"It takes too long to brine a turkey, but you just can't beat my meat."
"They say it smells like updog under here - wait, under where?"








