All Dogs go to Heaven, All Cats Go to Purgatory

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"CURRENT BRAINWORMS" STARTER MEME || FUNNY OUT OF CONTEXT

A compilation of lines from my "Current Brainworms" playlist that tickle me when I look at them out of context to the actual song. Could be used for silly reasons or actually serious ones. Please change pronouns/grammar/etc to fit your needs.

"Hey, I've never seen the sun come up in the west!"

"It's like the search lights in the parking lot of Hell."

"I'm going to dive right in... I can't swim."

"You want to call a Medivac now? Knock yourself out!"

"I'm like the best dressed dude at the nude beach."

"I want to be received like a hot dog down at the dog park."

"It seems easy to say "Courtney Love is capable of murder!""

"Just admit it, you killed Kurt Cobain."

"I get extra mayonnaise, it's a mess."

"I like bananas because they have no bones."

"Earth was decent. 7/10."

"I've become an avid fan of watching Formula 1 and eating all my meals at a Burger King."

"Look high! It's my last hope - it's [NAME] coming off the top rope."

"Hands up if life is getting stressful!"

"No one can climb my tree and I think it's because they know I have a pine cone here for everyone who tries."

"You can show a horse the ropes, but no, you cannot make him climb."

"Let me guess, you're really into indie rock and podcasts."

"Loading "emo youth pastor jams" for you."

"When I look at myself in the mirror, I'm scolding myself like I'm Willem DaFoe (in Spider Man)."

"I personally will stab you in the eye with a foreign object."

"Oh God, please no! It's the family from Cocomelon."

"Maybe my ideal body is Bigfoot's"

"Maybe my ideal body is Mothman's."

"I don't think anybody's words would matter when I could sweep in and kill them from thirty feet high."

"From where I'm seated, I can side eye that shit, so of course I'm going to read it."

"This is great! Guy's got a penpal and a killer last name."

"On my Death Zamboni, we could be free."

"You and me and Scary Jeff makes three"

"Beep beep bitch, I'm outside."

"It takes too long to brine a turkey, but you just can't beat my meat."

"They say it smells like updog under here - wait, under where?"

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"CURRENT BRAINWORMS" STARTER MEME || UNCONVENTIONAL FLIRTATION

A compilation of lines from my "Current Brainworms" playlist, with themes surrounding unconventional flirting or romantic pursuits. Some of these may be used for more conventional romances too. .Please change pronouns/grammar/etc to fit your needs.

"It's not the chase I love, it's me following you"

"You never thought you'd find love drowning sorrows at the pub"

"You're the prettiest thing I ever stole."

"We could stay like this forever, we could stay like this and never leave."

"You're standing at the altar, and I'm coming straight for you."

"I will walk to the end with you."

"The best story I could ever tell is the one where I am growing old with you."

"They all cried with jealousy when I leaned in and told them about you."

"You gave me more than I could ask for."

"Put on your best dress, babe. We're robbing a bank."

"Diplomacy happens at night."

"You'd win first prize if you caught me"

"I'm hyper-aware of your tongue in my mouth."

"Every time we touch, I feel the static."

"Every time we kiss, I reach for the sky."

"Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky."

"Where you go, I'm going. So jump and I'm jumping."

"There is no me without you."

"See how the most dangerous thing is to love."

"You just seem so genuine - so I'll try to be gentle."

"It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?"

"I spent just one night on your floor for a few nights in a row."

"Do I pretend? Do I push you away?"

"In the rough draft, she loved you."

"Through every inch of these bones, I need you to know I've felt the warmth of your passion, your fire."

"The movements you chose kept me inspired."

"Isn't war what love is good for?"

"Everything all comes down to you."

"She's like a shot of espresso in the morning."

"If you really want her and she wants you too, go and chase her."

"You taste like sugar and spice."

"I was a fighter and I was so brave, but I lowered my sword when you held me and swore you'd stay."

"I was a wolf, dear, apart from the pack. But you answered my call in the dead of the night."

"I'd set the world on fire, just to be with you."

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AU ROULETTE WHEEL || HORROR GENRES

Send me a ☠︎︎ and I will use a random number generator for a random AU.Below are a list of horror genres - if you aren't familiar with a specific horror genre, please reroll. Use these genres as inspirations.

Folk Horror!AU

Slasher!AU

Haunted House!AU

Demon Possession/Exorcism!AU

Elevated Horror!AU

Final Destination!AU

Saw!AU

Gothic!AU

Found Footage!AU

Mascot Horror!AU

Southern Gothic!AU

Psychological!AU

Pandemic!AU

Cosmic Horror!AU

Zombie Apocalypse!AU

Doll/Puppet!AU

Vampire!AU

Space Horror!AU

Time Loop!AU

Body Horror!AU

Christmas Horror!AU

Apocalyptic!AU

Analog Horror!AU

Dark Fantasy!AU

Technology Horror!AU

Parasite!AU

Kaiju!AU

Creature Feature!AU

Creepy Child!AU (a la the Omen)

Home Invasion!AU

Werewolf!AU

Suburban Gothic!AU

Creepypasta!AU

Religious Horror!AU

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"INSIDE JOKES" STARTER MEME || QUOTES FROM THE SOUP QUOTES CHANNEL pt 2

My friends and I keep a collection of humorous and silly things we say. All of the following are at least inspired by actual things we have all said to one another. Please change pronouns/grammar/etc to fit your needs.

"Fuck this mess, I want to tink."

"Ronald Reagan kawaii dress up game? Alright, I'll do it."

"Can you explain things normally for once?"

"Emotionally, things in space need to gently rotate."

"I'm thinking of my favorite fairy type! Fuck off!!"

"How can a horse pilot a gundam?"

"There's only so many jobs you can give a dog."

"Guys, I finally found out what eggs are!"

"I will do an arson and to any FBI agents listening in on this call - that's not a joke. Come get me."

"Oh, he's getting slutty with it!"

"The real joke... is our friendship."

"Sorry, what were we talking about? I was still thinking about Dante's Inferno."

"It's just that it's better for my mental health if I don't listen to you sometimes."

"I hate that you have the ability to speak."

"I'm going to name it Big Milk because it almost made me shit my pants."

"I watch this jpeg for its plot."

"So, I'm looking through the fairy sex section on Goodreads..."

"He's a legend for a boy named Ham Sandwich - his name isn't Ham Sandwich."

"I live two blocks from a Taco Bell."

"That looks like elf Joe Biden"

"He's got hypnosis in his belly!"

"The thought of being you terrifies me."

"We're all waiting on you and you're reading the Wikipedia page for whales aloud!"

"I'm just living my life - it's all of you who are taking umbrage with it!"

"Is there ever a point where one of your blorbos doesn't die?"

"What is Adam_Sim.Exe? Oh, it's my Adam Sandler dating sim!"

"WHY IS STEVE IRWIN THERE?!"

"Making my way downtown, I'm a fish."

"I'm not making myself dizzy, I'm just making it feel like the room is spinning."

"I'm telling you you're a punk ass bitch just on principle."

"You ever want to fuck a cookie?"

"What shape was the potato?"

"Aw shit, I didn't mean to slay so long."

"Shut up! That was a normal thing to say! I'm a normal person!"

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"CURRENT BRAINWORMS" STARTER MEME || REVOLUTION && REBELLION

A compilation of lines from my "Current Brainworms" playlist, with themes of rebellion, revolution, protesting, anger, and politics. Please change pronouns/grammar/etc to fit your needs.

"Who makes the rules? Someone else!"

"This is it, boys! This is war!"

"Never any guns when you need them."

"Only the desperate ever make it to the exit."

"The warning signs have all been bright and garish, far too great in number to ignore."

"The few who knew the dangers kept the public from the truth."

"They used what fight they had left so that others could be saved."

"Our ashes speak louder than our words."

"If it's blood you want, I've got plenty of it. You're gonna love it!"

"Make them beat it out of you if they want it."

"Call the neighbor kids with trashcan lids and buckets on their heads, because we're going to need a little help tonight."

"I'd rather choke and die than sit alone and fall without a fight."

"Gently rotting corpses of old democracy"

"We're not dead yet."

"I made a fist and not a plan."

"Why do you hold back your fury? Don't hold back your fury!"

"Everyone is a villain who looks out for their own."

"The war bits and the poverty - I wasn't a fan of."

"He's got every single fucking thing except a heart."

"You built this ship and you'll go down with it."

"I need justice in my life - here it comes!"

"You're leaving all those kids out in the rain when you legislate away all of the sunshine."

"We ain't God's country if we act ungodly."

"Let's go out with a bang!"

"It reached more people than we knew."

"You called it the Reckoning."

"At least the napalm will keep me warm."

"Oh? You want to go to war now?"

"In a righteous tongue, he screamed "The ends, they justify the means, my friends"."

"Life is nothing more than a weapon in a time of war."

"Reasons get a little blurred when justice is a household word."

"He preys upon the people's fears, and tells them what they want to hear."

"Still got 98 more problems on the wall, so grab a beer."

"They say it's unprecedented, but for me it's just a weekday, because I've lived through three recessions."

"I'll send all my thoughts and prayers along because surely that will help."

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"CURRENT BRAINWORMS" STARTER MEME || SOMETHING UNSETTLING

A compilation of lines from my "Current Brainworms" playlist, with themes surrounding horror, spooky vibes, things not being what they appear, scary movie tropes. Please change pronouns/grammar/etc to fit your needs.

"I can see the future - it's a real dark place."

"You don't want to know what's outside the window."

"Lately, I've been making friends with all the voices in my head, but I'm afraid if I listen too long, they might start making sense."

"Can this page of strange gibberish get a final punctuation mark?"

"The red red blood matches the feeling I've been feeling

"I think today is gonna be a blood red day."

"You and that horror-show cliche you've been trying to hide."

"You nailed down the windows and locked the doors, but the call was coming from inside."

"Congratulations! The killer is still alive!"

"I'm standing pretty in the dust that was a city."

"Frankenstein was made for compliance."

"Dead men tell no tales."

"We do our best vampire routine, as we suck the dying hours dry."

"Only the desperate ever make it to the exit."

"Backstroking on the surface, moonlight on its face, floats the Tianchi monster."

"I'm sketching pictures all day, of stranger things than these."

"Radiating pain turned into radiating fear."

"I have crossed a natural plane and communed with the dead."

"No one would believe the evil I got pictures of."

"You send your dark messengers to tempt me."

"I'm not the same ghost I was before, but I still commune with the spirits."

"No Earthly sight like an angel glowing in the dark."

"No remedy could stop these bodies from unraveling."

"Grief, like radium, settled in their bones."

"These women walked among the living with one foot in the grave."

"Our ashes speak louder than our words."

"You only have to run the numbers to know sooner or later everybody has to go."

"I'm going to let the long night take me."

"If it's blood you want, I've got plenty of it. You're gonna love it!"

"Start preparing your defense for when the reaper comes for you."

"We're not dead yet."

"The stars say you're blue."

"The static fills the speakers in glorious black and white."

"A crow doesn't know the smell of carbon monoxide."

"[NAME] was sure he heard voices - maybe just one voice, but real clear."

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AU ROULETTE WHEEL || DARK AND TWISTED FAIRYTALE

Send me a 🕮 (or Book! if you can't see the emoji) and I will use a random number generator for a random AU. Below are a list of fairytales, folktales, and Disney movies. Either work with your partner or surprise them with a dark and twisted version of the fairytale as an AU for your muses.

Little Red Riding Hood

Rumpelstiltskin

Sleeping Beauty

Snow White

Cinderella

The Little Mermaid

Hansel and Gretel

Robin Hood

The Goose Girl

Pied Piper

Aladdin

The Frog Prince

Beauty and the Beast

Encanto

Thumbelina

Peter Pan

The Ice Queen

The Three Little Pigs

The Wizard of Oz

The Ugly Duckling

Alice in Wonderland

Dumbo

The Nutcracker

The Golden Goose

Goldilocks and the Three Bears

The Twelve Dancing Princesses

Pinocchio

Tarzan

The Emperor's New Clothes

The Princess and the Pea

The Prince and the Pauper

Jack and the Beanstalk

Three Billy Goats Gruff

The Juniper Tree

Chicken Little

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"INSIDE JOKES" STARTER MEME || QUOTES FROM THE SOUP QUOTES CHANNEL

My friends and I keep a collection of humorous and silly things we say. All of the following are at least inspired by actual things we have all said to one another. Please change pronouns/grammar/etc to fit your needs.

"You goddamn bitch of a hitch... what did I just say?"

"They're showing you queer wizards?"

"He looks like a Robots (2005) reject."

"He's a plague doctor... or thee olde sicky bitch."

"Have I laid an egg recently?"

"That's just the F Slur - French."

"One time I was really worried because I had bright green poop but I realized all I had eaten that day was blue fun dip and three pickles."

"I don't want all knives to be perfect! Just this one!"

"I was hit by a baka blast when I was born."

"You can't tell my vengeful ghost what to do!"

"Did this guy piss? Where's your piss guy??"

"You know how most things taste?"

"I wonder what kind of degree I need to be a bear. Not the gay man bear, the animal."

"There's something beautiful about lying on the floor in a pool of blood, your own mingling with your friends', as you both slowly die from mutually inflicted wounds."

"I wanna see these jugs in action!"

"There's an elephant in the local lake - I should clarify, the elephant is dead."

"When you talk, my regrets about being alive tend to go up."

"Babies are fucking dumb!"

"Frodo would not fuck four of my friends in high school."

"Are you having an old man fight?"

"Why are you so pointy today?"

"You're going to kill me with a hammer because I would fuck Dante Alighieri and you won't?!"

"I think if you got air to the head, it would help."

"I want to look up at the moon and see a [name]-shaped crevasse."

"Your jaw is weak. It's a jaw for babies."

"I don't want to fuck it, but can it fuck?"

"Well, if that isn't just the wiggly tits!"

"I might be a mess - sorry, I meant Maestro."

"You BITE me, you get WET. CAUSE and EFFECT, BITCH!"

"Oh shit, my tower to God is infested with zombies"

"I feel like you don't respect my work on the Tower to God"

"[Name] is doing drugs in the balloon room again"

"[Name] is proof Descartes is wrong. You cannot think and still am plenty"

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"CURRENT BRAINWORMS" STARTER MEME || A STUBBORN REFUSAL TO DIE

A compilation of lines from my "Current Brainworms" playlist, with themes surrounding being at the end of your rope and hanging on, the last survivor, the "tough guy", continuing on. Please change pronouns/grammar/etc to fit your needs.

"You still have to take a couple of falls, and you can't make an omelette without breaking your balls."

"If the high water comes, I won't be undone."

"Everybody had their limits. Nobody's found mine."

"I'm God's creation and I operate on spite."

"It's a big bad world, so you better find something to believe in."

"You dodged a bullet that you wanted to take."

"I'm standing pretty in the dust that was a city."

"If I don't lose a couple if teeth, it just won't feel right to me."

"Never any guns when you need them."

"Gotta test my chin on the concrete. It's the only way to be sure."

"Only the desperate ever make it to the exit."

"You think you hold the high hand, I've got my doubts."

"I come from [PLACE], so all your threats are empty."

"They used what fight they had left so that others could be saved."

"Some of these children end up just like me."

"I'm going to make a gigantic mess, but it meant something important, I guess."

"There's going to be a spot where I once lay, and there won't even be a spot one day."

"I will never lose hope and I'm not losing hope."

"I'm going to tell my friends to all go to hell and wish my enemies well".

"If it's blood you want, I've got plenty of it. You're gonna love it!"

"Make them beat it out of you if they want it."

"Do I load this mother up and do what I do best?"

"I'd rather choke and die than sit alone and fall without a fight."

"I made a fist and not a plan."

"No man knows the hour or the day."

"Everybody's getting in my way."

"Sometimes the only way out is as a carcass."

"Engage with the pain as a motive."

"See life as a worthy opponent."

"I'll kill any man who fucks with me again."

"No one can climb my tree and I think it's because they know I have a pinecone here for everyone that tries."

"Never die, never die - and rise, surrounding by friends."

"Whip my head around a little, get blood on the front row."

"I have devastating schematics and a rough draft of the 23rd Psalm."

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"CURRENT BRAINWORMS" STARTER MEME || RELIGION && DIVINITY

A compilation of lines from my "Current Brainworms" playlist, with themes surrounding religion, divinity, belief and disbelief, and disillusionment with religion. This one will be primarily Christianity-focused, but some can be changed to be more broad. Please change pronouns/grammar/etc to fit your needs.

"God is a 12 year old girl and we're living in a weird Sherlock college AU."

"God is a narrator but He left his mic off and now we're left without guidance."

"There's only so much that one God can do."

"Heaven is under the sun."

"I'm God's creation and I operate on spite."

"You found religion in a dirty crystal ball in the back of a dollar store in that shopping mall."

"I found religion on a dirty bathroom stall in the back of a liquor store in that mini mall."

"She's got a dozen dirty ways to be divine."

"They'll figure out if I am God or chemistry, which will it be?"

"If I don't go to heaven, I guess I'm going under there."

"Call it culture or a cult of crime."

"You're standing at the altar, and I'm coming straight for you."

"No Earthly sight like an angel glowing in the dark."

"Our ashes speak louder than our words."

"Curse what gods that made ye."

"Lord, if you want, keep me nice and warm. Then send down a storm."

"Shall I not spare the wise from the wicked?"

"No man knows the hour or the day."

"You walk softly on this Earth."

"Say some prayers above the engine."

"I bless everything there is to bless."

"A secret hymnal with the words in a version of the mother tongue."

"You can have your three wishes, and a million more for free."

"Now the devil on my shoulder has a knife to my face."

"Look high! It's my last hope!"

"I hated all of [NAME]'s enemies. I would pray nightly for their deaths."

"Loathe the way they light candles in Rome, but love the sweet air of the votives."

"We ain't God's country if we act ungodly."

"If I went home to Heaven, at least I'd be where I belong."

"Loading "emo youth pastor jams" for you."

"Jesus, some fucking Jesus."

"Everyone hail the Defiled Mary, the aftermath of all male martyrdom."

"Behind every good man is a Messiah story."

"Destiny is calling me."

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AU ROULETTE WHEEL || SUPERNATURAL && UNNATURAL

Send me a 🔄 and I will use a random number generator for a random AU. These are supernatural and horror based AUs, with some fun ones I don't see often on AU lists.

Ghost Medium!AU

Atlantis!AU

Space Alien!AU

Werewolf!AU

Cryptidzoology!AU

Zombie Apocalypse!AU

Vampire!AU

Shapeshifter!AU

Demonic Possession!AU

Frankenstein/Mad Scientist!AU

Bloody Mary!AU

Magical School/Academy!AU

Witchy!AU

Old/Forgotten Gods!AU

Love Potion!AU

Lovecraftian Monster!AU

Mermaid!AU

Haunted House!AU

Kaiju!AU

Robot/Cyborg!AU

Fae!AU

Siren!AU

Angel!AU

Urban Fantasy!AU

Giant!AU

Selkies!AU

Imaginary Friend!AU

Dungeons & Dragons!AU

Wonderland!AU

Grim Reaper!AU

Futuristic Sci-Fi!AU

Time Travel!AU

Greek Mythology!AU

Body Swap!AU

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"CURRENT BRAINWORMS" STARTER MEME || STALE LOVE

A compilation of lines from my "Current Brainworms" playlist, with themes of unrequited love, unhappy marriages, toxic relationships, and loneliness. Please change pronouns/grammar/etc to fit your needs.

"Our love is like Jesus - but worse"

"Don't send me a letter from [Place] were you don't sleep alone"

"I'm here and you're there, and I believe that's for the better."

"There's a lot of things left to so, but don't wait for him to love you."

"You never thought you'd find love drowning sorrows at the pub."

"When your love is an anxiety attack, sleep with a baseball bat."

"It doesn't feel like a night out without someone sizing you up."

"If any girl/boy/person on Earth should get to make a call about this, it's me - and as I see it, you're a dick!"

"And the worst part is - I loved you."

"Sometimes I think I left you just to see if I'd be missed."

"So, we got ourselves a problem, and the problem is you."

"We've been going around in circles for hours, like a plane without an engine."

"It's a trainwreck of an ending, it's the same as if we never even met."

"We can stay like this forever, we can stay like this and never leave."

"I know that she has a gun. It's an emotional one."

"Our love has never had a leg to stand on."

"I won't look away first, if you don't look away first."

"Turn away and let me go free."

"Every time we touch, I only feel static."

"I'm going to have to chase down the remnants of something special that you stole from me."

"I'm satisfied, so I wish that you would die."

"You've got every single fucking thing except a heart."

"You let me down, but [NAME] never once did."

"I should've known you are made of lies."

"All you want is to be the bad guy."

"I hope you cry on your birthday."

"I wouldn't wish you well, after you put me through hell."

"You'd have a better chance of getting into Heaven, if you nailed me drunk and screamed her name!"

"I can't believe you took away one more song."

"You can tell her that she sounds great - but don't play it for me."

"You're sure he's only sorry because he got caught."

"You should have been safe. He loved you first."

"You think you hate me more than my wife?!"

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"CURRENT BRAINWORMS" STARTER MEME || JADED

A compilation of lines from my "Current Brainworms" playlist, with themes surrounding depression, dissociation, and disinterest in the world.. Please change pronouns/grammar/etc to fit your needs. Please note: This one contains mention of suicide and suicidal ideation, along with substance abuse.

"I'm like a freakshow at the circus, I've only got one trick to show"

"I'M FINE... how are you?"

"I've got the normalization blues: this isn't normal and this isn't good"

"Rest in Peace to the Information Age. Those days are long dead and gone"

"This is the golden age of dick-otry - probably the last golden age of anything."

"The ugliest word in the English language is "anthropocene""

"I can see the future, it's a real dark place."

"I don't want to see the stars, if they're just one more piece of land."

"People gonna love, gonna lie, people gonna leave you."

"I think today is gonna be another day."

"Congratulations! You survived your suicide."

"You dodged a bullet that you wanted to take."

"God, I hate my life, but I don't think I'm going anywhere."

"It's a trainwreck of an ending."

"Now I'm going through the motions, like a dedicated doctor whose patient has been broken, with no chance that he'll recover."

"I'm sketching pictures all day of stranger things than these."

"The warning signs have all been bright and garish, far too great in number to ignore."

"I want to say sorry for things I haven't done yet."

"It burns my ears when I hear them sing "everything you do is wrong.""

"Even lights that shine the brightest will eventually dim."

"Grief, like radium, settled in their bones."

"Our ashes speak louder than our words"

"You only have to run the numbers to know that sooner or later everybody has to go."

"I'm going to let the long night take me."

"Some of those children end up just like me."

"There won't be any words of wisdom from me."

"My exit will be clean when I vanish from the scene."

"Let me go to no haven anyone would yearn for."

"When it rains, it pours."

"Drown yourself in crocodile tears."

"I'll take anything the others won't."

"The stars say you're blue."

"The last thing I want when I cry out for help is to be any burden to you."

"We just drank ourselves to death, and God damnit, we liked it!"

"How many milligrams of you are still left in there?"

"You're not your thoughts, you're not your brain, you're just the character you made.

"I know I'm meant to be an artist, because I feel like shit all the time."

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"CURRENT BRAINWORMS" STARTER MEME || VIOLENCE && ANTAGONISM

A compilation of lines from my "Current Brainworms" playlist, with themes of angst, villainy, violence, antagonism. Please change pronouns/grammar/etc to fit your needs.

"If you can't beat them, make them bleed like pigs."

"You can summon all the gods your dark heart desires."

"Save your worries and tell them to the volcano."

"It's not right, and it's not nice, to try and kill the same thing twice."

"Cause all these people understand is a gun in their face or the cash in their hands."

"You're the prettiest thing I ever stole."

"I just wish you'd send me off that edge, so I can finally fucking take you with me."

"I will personally stab you in the eye with a foreign object."

"If they all went to die dead broke - that's fine, that's fine."

"I'm God's creation and I operate on spite."

"Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?"

"If any girl/boy/person on Earth should get to make a call about this, it's me - and as I see it, you're a dick!"

"I feel no obligation to tell you what you want to hear."

"The red red blood matches the feeling I've been feeling."

"I think today is gonna be a blood red day."

"Here he is, the piece of shit."

"So, we got ourselves a problem and the problem is you."

"Call it your villain arc."

"Never any guns when you need them."

"You think you hold the high hand, I've got my doubts."

"I come from [PLACE], so all your threats are empty."

"There was a chance we'd make it through this. Safe to say we missed it."

"I'll go down swinging, but I will go down."

"I'm going to tell my friends to all go to hell and wish my enemies well."

"If it's blood you want, I've got plenty of it. You're gonna love it!"

"Make them beat it out of you if they want it!"