i'm a holly jolly sinner

sam / 19 / ny / hispanic

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[mgnovenija]

[knopetastic]

[usermeggy]

[memeshirt-blog]

[buffbon-deactivated20251123]

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

[ubuyo]

[ladiesofroosterteeth]

BONUS: 

[purrlin-blog]

little mestizo things

Form: Are you of hispanic/latino origin?

me: checks yes

Form: What race are you? A. White B. Black C. Asian D. Native American

me: *stares into the camera like im on the office*

[palsplssl-deactivated20200105]

b-ball geoff comes correct

[sugarchains]

what is this

[horrificsmut]

ball is life

[wnq-writers]

And if not for anything or anyone else, fight for yourself. Fight because you want to. Fight because you need to. Fight because you deserve it. You deserve to be fought for, even if it’s you for yourself.

justanotheraveragewriter (via swelldame)

[kingrudegyalchina]

I’m always Drake #3-6

[kingrudegyalchina]

What level of Drake are you today ?

[breakingbad2008]

[sylvysparrow]

gets me every time

[xmas-present]

[purrlin-blog]

WHAT THE SIGNS OFTEN GET MISTAKEN FOR

Babies: Cancer, Pisces

Robots: Capricorn, Aquarius

Cats: Leo, Virgo

Dead: Taurus, Libra

Satan: Aries, Scorpio

Mythbusters: Gemini, Sagittarius

[smarter]

[paxamericana]

i thought this was the onion but

[classicalliberalleague]

The Washington Post headline is the best one.

[photosetavenue]