Purrreows&Meows

Cats. OneRepublic. Disney. Batman. Avengers. The Office. Parks and Rec. Maroon 5. Vampire Diaries. Greys. American Authors. Jim Gaffigan. Deep stuff. Funny stuff. All kinds of stuff.

[icecoldorangejuice]

Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else

[ariaste]

Also gives you a keenly honed ability to lie, wide-eyed and plausibly and at the drop of a hat, because you definitely had Nothing To Do With This Situation, How Could You Even Think This Of Me, Papá

[talesandfluff]

I hope all my Muslim, Hindu, Sikh and Jewish followers have a wonderful Monday and know that they are loved and cherished and that the world is a better place with them in it!

[hanszimmr]

I say this as a Hindu, this is such an unnecessary post lol. Just enjoy christmas. You can wish people of other religions happy hanukkah, diwali, eid, etc. when those holidays come around. No need to be this extra lmao.

[parishitme-deactivated20190814]

LMAO

[machetelanding]

I love this! Judge Judy schools a naïve and obviously disappointed mom who thinks dad doesn’t have any right to their child.

[shitboy96]

[obamadoesntcare]

[thotketraccoon]

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

[christmas420-deactivated2012120]

Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

[rightwingbarbie-deactivated2017]

Feminists be like:

I’m all about women’s choice to do whatever they want unless those things are:

-wanting to have kids

-voting republican

-being right-leaning

-wanting to be a housewife

-not wanting to be a feminist 

-wanting to stay at home

-not being a socialist/communist

-wanting to be married

-wanting to be fit

-liking thing I deem “misogynist”

-being against abortion

-wanting to be feminine

-being conservative

-wanting to be traditional

[unobtrusiveeagle-deactivated201]

I fucking love all the feminists getting pissed in the notes of this like “liberal feminism includes all women!!!” or “way to generalize all of us!!!!”

Have you assholes forgotten Hillary Clinton saying she lost the election because of women with internalized misogyny? Have you forgotten Michelle Obama saying that women who voted against Hillary “voted against their own voice”? How about the fact that the March for Life/women who were pro-life weren’t allowed to participate in the women’s march on Washington this past year?

How about the fact that many current/former feminists have been doxxed and threatened for disagreeing with feminism–many of them not outright denouncing feminism, just criticizing it and its practices? Laci Green? Christina Hoff Summers?

What about when feminists trashed Miss USA recently because she said she wasn’t a feminist? What about feminists in general who outright say “if you don’t support feminism then you don’t support equality” or “women who oppose feminism just do it to get men, it’s sad”?

You can’t call that just a bunch of stupid people on the internet. You can’t even call that “a minority” of feminists. Those are some of the biggest, most influential public people/groups in America. You can’t havewave that away with “but not all feminists!!!!1!11!”

[rightwingbarbie-deactivated2017]

I wonder if Feminists know what a “no true scotsman” fallacy is…

[softboiledmemes]

Remember 🤔 safety 👊 before you give her the 🍝 penne 👍

[sebagrelle]

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

[memewhore]

[purrreow]

Noticed I was pretty bouncy on my bench when I maxed, so I’ve been working on pausing em. PRed (with PR plates 😏 @jackmusic220 @lifting_leprechauns) my pause bench at 100 lbs today! Gotta just focus on the form sometimes instead of the numbers 💪🏼 #oupowerlifting (at Athens, Ohio)

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[thearcalian]

@mostlycatsmostly

[i-am-the-walrus]

Maisers loves my mermaid blanket 😁🧜🏻‍♀️

[laurelances-deleted-deactivated]

55/? favorite nina dobrev pictures

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

my common sense watching my idiot brain overthink everything

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

[splendude]

thank you osmosis jones

[jordannwitt]

My immune system tried to kill me though.

[benito-cereno]

Jordan just remember you had twenty five billion enemies trying to kill you and you’ve survived them all

[jordannwitt]

Take THAT you tiny goddamn sons of bitches. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.

[zephyrzeitgeist]

…dude.