[sabertoothwalrus]

sometimes you trap a male false black widow under a cup in the middle of the night because he was roaming around on your ceiling looking for female spider pheromones and then his harmless dumb ass fell straight onto your bed so you had to contain him because you were tired and wanted to sleep. and sometimes that spider is no longer in that cup the next morning. as haunting as it is his determination is honestly kinda inspiring. chase your dreams little man hope you get spider laid

[sabertoothwalrus]

so, I hadn’t seen him since he escaped from his cup prison the other day (I did, however, find a ridiculously tiny vampire bite mark on my tummy— it did not swell or itch, like I said, he’s harmless), and I came home today to find ants swarming my bathroom. and there he was, following the trail and making a meal of em. He really got his revenge by biting me (pathetically) and then made an effort to prove his worth. I think we’re basically best friends now

[comradekatara]

atla just so happened to write one of the most insane and complex brother sister relationships in all of television, and yet for some reason everyone focused on zuko and azula instead, even though they are basically just normal siblings, and as such not even that interesting ..

[comradekatara]

their dynamic is more fraught and tragic than you could ever comprehend……

this☝️ is just a typical sibling interaction

[adrenaline-revolver]

katara and sokka are what happens when you are your brother’s mother and your brother also tries to be your father. you love them, you hate them, you’re half of them, you can’t stand them, you look after them, they keep you safe.

azula and zuko are both just gifted kid burnouts with a dad that only loves the winner.

[tanoraqui]

#yeah when they're not trying to kill each other azula and Zuko are p normal. #katara and sokka on the other hand spent the majority of their childhood trying to raise each other #and were also the ONLY kids in their age group that they ever interacted with. #they are so. they're so. #''i don't remember what my mom looks like I just picture katara'' WHEN HE HAS HIS MOTHER'S FACE. kills me. (@professorsparklepants)

[zmeess]

sword and shield

tip jar!

[espikola]

[crumpet099]

Those are his fledglings man

[ashrayus]

never immune to found family :’)

[fiafey]

this is not enough

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[8d2t]

apprentice uniform for brushbuddy too so they dont feel left out

[cyclic-abelian]

The anime is wonderful.. I am so inspired! i needed to finish this right away!!

[pussyragin]

AI in when I'm taking FUCKING SCREENSHOTS NOW??????

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[whyyjess]

i will continue to put sonic into random studies

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(confidently) no, that's a self-tolling bell. it tolls automatically, signifying nothing for the hearer. why

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

I LOVE that because it's Calvinball he just GOES WITH IT 😂😂😂

[theriu]

This is my FAVORITE ARC with Rosalyn, and I think it’s the last one Watterson did, which makes it a perfect ending. Because after all the nightmare scenarios, Rosalyn FINALLY FIGURES IT OUT! She learns how to get along with Calvin, manage his energy in a way he enjoys, and lay down rules he will obey, all by readily adopting his silly random game. It’s so wholesome and great and the only time Calvin is HAPPY to have Rosalyn babysit him, and you bet they must have played this every time thereafter that she came to babysit

[randomslasher]

I love that when his parents come home she’s like “yeah everything was great, Calvin did his homework, we played a game, and he went to bed” and the dad is like “It’s a little late for jokes, Rosalyn.” 

[catgirltitties]

ok so write that down