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He strikes me as a hearts boxer kind of guy or nothing at all (which you can find on my Bluesky account, same name spicier content😘)
Original comic by Rasenth
Leelah Alcorn was a trans girl, a teenager, who sadly committed suicide nearly 10 years ago. I'm happy that the comic she loved so much still touches the hearts of so many people, years after her death.
I saved screenshots of her blog and last message to the world. Her parents had a lot of control over how she was perceived after her death, but it was also to prevent deletion by Tumblr itself. Even back then, Tumblr has been shadow banning trans women on this platform.
My heart goes out to all trans women who are struggling with society's expectations of who they are supposed to be and who they are allowed to be. May you find peace, growth, and respite from whatever you're going through. You deserve happiness, most of all. Thank you for living, thank you for being here with us.
➡️ PART 1
Also fun fact: my absolute favorite used to be Teruteru, while Nagito was at the very bottom along with Hiyoko. Over time, Teruteru dropped a bit (even though I still have the softest spot for him), but Nagito — who I genuinely hated for years — surprisingly grew on me.
Z-teams prefers you over Robert
Dispatch x gn reader platonic (head cannons)
Note: I haven’t written stuff in a long time and I’m doing this on my phone between work, so spare me.
It starts when Robert is called for jury duty
AKA he knows ahead of time that he’s going to not be in for about a week and helps to prepare
Blonde Blazer is too busy dealing with everything else so she has another dispatcher fill in for him
You
Robert’s met you a couple of times in the break room just in passing, but hasn’t had a full conversation with you before him and Chase gave you the rundown on the Z-Team
Man has no actual opinion of you other than ‘co-worker’ prior to this
But MAN do you study those files on the teams to make sure you get things right
Chase even gives you access to some of the shift recordings of Robert with the Z-team to see how he does things and generally the team
It shocks you how they speak to Robert, but you prepare to have fun
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Sonar is the type of guy that comforts you about you'r lack of tight gap by saying shit like "what? Tf are you talking about? They are literally perfect to stick a dick in between them."
❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)
THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE
☆ Reblogging the version not invaded by pedophiles/pedophile apologists ☆
Lets fucking roast this shit out of em guys!
Just gonna say this again.
DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM INTERACT WITH THEM. JUST BLOCK/REPORT.
# REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!
Keep away from these people. If you receive a message, don’t talk to them, don’t insult them, just block them and report. #KEEPMINORSSAFE
REBLOG THE HELL OUT OF THIS!!!! THIS IS EVERYONE’S RESPONSIBILITY TO KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE!!
Guys please keep this in mind. I want my younger Tumblr users be safe. This is how we do it.
Block. Block. Block.
Stay away from my friends.
The fact that some of them have the "map" flag is so disgusting. How are they not ashamed?
So I say hey! What a wonderful kind of day 🎃
@staff the fuck is your problem
I dont have a long rant or rebuttal ready. fuck this website. support black trans women.
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It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.
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more sketches bc i have an abstragedy shaped parasite in my brain
Dispatch x reader HC part 2🎀
Subject: reader use to be a model for some spicy photoshoots~
Warning: NSFW content
Blonde Blazer✨
✨ now we all know that Mandy isn't deaf to the shit that goes around the office, I mean she's technically the boss there. She basically over here is everything and she doesn't even need super hearing. I mean she already knew about your modeling career with the lingerie company the moment you started working here. She had to know since the lingerie company we're working for ran a drug operation undercover.
✨ she didn't really give too much thought about the modeling career of yours but when she started having a crush on you, slowly the curiosity crept into a very soul then one day while she was in her office, doing important paperwork and such, that itch in the corner of her brain kept scratching and she finally gave in to the mystery and turned on her laptop before searching your name
✨ she had to admit you were pretty/handsome, a few pictures different styles and poses not yet very much provocative in her mind till she finally landed on this one picture and her face went 50 different shades of red. It was you dressed in a type of school girl outfit where you were in a very shorts plaid skirt/shorts and a ripped open white shirt that showed the middle part of your chest, barely covering up your tits/pecs as you wore a pair of glasses and had your hair tied up/slicked back and a redneck tie with a ruler in hand.
✨ I mean you look like you were the cover to some very cheap porno movie but oh the affect you had on this Blondie. She felt sins is crawling up her spine the more she stared at it before the store suddenly open to Ryod coming in to share his reports on his latest fixes and inventions. You could tell his surprise when he looked up to see her desk literally split in half and the laptop completely shattered and obliterated from how fast she closed the computer
✨Royd: uhhhh... Is... Is that this a bad time... Cause I can... I can come back later and-
Blazer: *trying to pull off an innocent looking smile so she could look normal as possible but just end up looking creepy as her face was still flush red* no! No, no I'm alright.... What can I do for you?
Royd: .... Ok then... Anyways-
✨her favorite photo would have to be a simple black lace lingerie with silk ribbons basically tied to the sides and a small navy blue corset wrapped around your waist. To her simple is better and there is nothing wrong with the classical look such as this
Punch up👊
👊 he's loud, I mean very loud for a little guy. I mean despite being out of eye range when he's like literally in front of you, you know he's there. So imagine how shocked he was during a mission and hearing you're modeling career over the intercoms as he's literally trying to get a kids balloon out of a tree. His he's literally so close to getting that balloon when you started mentioning the lingerie company
👊 so yeah I used to work at this lingerie company, doing spicy shots here and there. The amount of times I almost had a nip slip in every one of those and
Punch up: YOU FUCKING DID WHAT! WOAH! SHIT! *He said as he fell off the tree branch due to the shock and basically landed on every thick branch on the way down the tree till the final Branch landed right between his legs and he groaned out in pain* fuck, Mi lad! *Before finally hitting the ground with the balloon unharmed in his hand*
Invisigal: *cue the Z team laughing there asses off* now you know what it's like whenever you do your super move to everyone else! Hahaha!
Flambae: Bobert! Bobert, please tell me you got that on camera! Hahaha! *Robert is just sighing as he pinches the bridge of his nose*
👊he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would carry a phone since well he would constantly break them all the time so he had to ask Coupé for help searching up your name. It might be weird to everyone else to ask your ex to help search up your latest crush online but for these two, I think they're way past the awkward stage of the breakup and became very good friends. Now you can say that she's his wingman when it comes to these things
👊soon enough, they find those photos and they start scrolling through them, basically I'm being captivated by the beauty of this woman/man who he was so smitten with till he landed on certain photos and made his eyes widened. It look to be like a collaboration with the lingerie company and some type of old beer company to make this bad cover of you in a tight maiden top that basically singed up your waist, making your bust look quite full and heavy or a long dress shirt that was until exposing your chest with a swedish pattern on the edges and a pair of green underwear to go along with it as you're holding up to cold beers in each hand as you wink to the camera. this actually made him laugh a bit not by how ridiculous you looked in the photo but rather how you could make The corniest stereotype of beer ads still quite sexy in his opinion. He still thinks you look hot and wouldn't mind seeing that in the bedroom from time to time. During his laughter, he ended up breaking Coupé's phone and he had to say sorry about a million times over and over again as he basically gave her money to get a new phone.
👊 from then on he would give subtle hints about him seeing that ad once or twice whether it's drinking the same brand of beer (which tasted like shit) and watching you immediately avoid eye contact with the bottle as your face turned red from the memories of that ad coming back or him talking about swedish culture (mostly the clothing) and ask if you ever been to Sweden, watching that blush appear as you avoid the question altogether. Yep he was having a hay day with this and one day you will tell you about the ad he saw but just not now
👊 his favorite of all the pics would have to be you in this green sheer fabric robe with a silk bra (if you need one) and underwear underneath it with green leaves decorating your hair. It makes you look like some sort of forest nymph, especially when you were standing by that waterfall in the photo. He finds it absolutely breathtaking and has a photo of it hiding somewhere within his apartment
Coupé⚔️
⚔️ when Janelle has a crush on someone, she basically finds every bit of knowledge about this said crush. I mean she was an assassin in her past life and a stalker so of course she's going to figure out every bit of knowledge about you. What's your favorite food is what your favorite color is, where you go, when you stay at home, everything. She even knew your past career of being a risky model.
⚔️ she basically has a million photos of you on file just so she can look at from time to time, a few of them being lingerie pictures from your modeling career. One day she was looking up online for some more until a photo that she hadn't add to a collection yet popped up and her breath hitched in her throat. Was a type of barbarian style look where your top was made out of mixture of different types of furs mostly Fox holding up your breasts/pecs up in the most perfect way to cup them (the top is optional) and for the bottom half was a few leather belts with a Brown line cloth covering your most sensitive parts, allowing her to get a good view of your hips and ass as if you splatters of blood here and there were upon your body and you were holding a sword decorated the same fake blood
⚔️ her sadistic side wished to carve her name into her exposed skin, lapping up the blood as her hands made their way between your legs and just pleasuring and abusing your clit/dick but her masochistic side wanted to have you wrap those strong arms around her neck as you either pound into her or bury her face into the sheets causing near suffocation as you eat her out. She basically bite her lip hard as she stared at this new discovery as her thighs basically were closed shut together trying to cause some sort of friction. She was in a woman who was easily aroused and that's what made you so special well we're just one of the many reasons you were so special to her.
⚔️ the next day, she was basically staring at you like you were prey. Her eyes were sharp and intense as you can see her icy stare from far away on the other side of the office. Did you do something to piss her off? Is she going to kill you? Why is she staring at you like that? You don't know why but something in your chest just starts thumping and you find your cheeks heated up as you went about your duties and assignments.
⚔️ you were in the locker rooms at the end of the shift, changing out of your hero costume and hanging it up in your locker when the doors all of a sudden slammed closed and there she was, the woman you were afraid to make eye in contact throughout the whole day as she smiled up at you and pointed her blade up towards you. You swallowed down whatever nerves you had as her blade lowered down to one of the buttons of your shirt and cut it right off exposing your chest. Oh how she wanted to Mark you right now but you didn't want to scare you off even if she was pointing a blade straight towards your heart as her eyes looked back up at you and she asking a hush tone "Want to go out for drinks? I'm paying" drinks? With you? This is the most oddist way you were ever asked out as some part of you was afraid to say no and another part of you was eager to say yes as you slowly nodded your head and she finally removed the blade from you chest has she walked around you. "I'll see you outside in 5 minutes... Don't be late..." Such an odd woman.
⚔️ she can't choose a favorite, she loves all of them. She loves any kind of photo with you in it. Lace, silk, chiffon, sheer, with stockings, without stockings, chokers, chains, basically anything. She just generally loves you in any shape size or form, doesn't matter what you have on or don't have on she would literally think you're the most beautiful/handsomest person on Earth
Sonar🦇
🦇 the man has superhearing, doesn't matter how thick the walls are he can still hear everyone else's voice so when he was basically eating his lunch, munching on a bag of dried up crickets like they were potato chips, he overheard the conversation you were having with prism, Malevola, and Invisigal about something lingerie which immediately caught his attention as he almost nearly dropped his crickets. He walked over to the door and just put his ear up into the air as you continue to talk about you used to being a lingerie model who did riskier photos later on in the career and he swear to God that he heard the angels singing in his ears when he heard that. I mean everyone in that office literally heard him yell "FUCK YEAH! THANK YOU LORD! THANK YOU JESUS! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
🦇now I feel like he had looked up boobs and other porn sites at work before on multiple occasions to the point where if he was caught one more time, he would have HR to deal with and that would not be good on his career so he was literally jittery and such to get back home to his trusty computer even trying to do the missions as fast as he could. Cat stuck in a tree, he's quickly on it and threw the cat straight at the guy despite having the cat claw him. Mission complete? Need to escort someone important so no assassins would take them out? He's in his bed form and quickly clung on to the guys shoulders going at supersonic speed to get to the designated destination just like the guy being absolutely terrified. Mission complete. Having to sit through a meeting with Robert as he discussed what the fuck was he thinking? His leg is jumping up and down as he just agreed with everything Robert says without really listening to him. Mission complete! And that is all without any drugs folks!
🦇 soon enough, he finally made it to the safety of his home and quickly make his way to his room, hop in the swivel chair and scooting on over to the computer, typing your name and he heard those angels singing when millions and beyond millions of photos in Google images of you in different types of lingerie. Literally had to stop for a moment as he was thanking God again before he started scrolling through till finally he landed on one photo that could put him into a breeding frenzy. It was a photo of you in a tight leather corset with a little bit of a ruffles of fabric on where your love handles would be. He had a pair of leather boots on and your legs were spread wide open as your hair was a completely utter mess as if you just rose from the dead. If you wear any makeup you're wearing a dark smokey eye look with a black lipstick and a leather choker with a chain on it. What really caught his attention was your boobs/pecs basically trying to escape from the top as if they were freshly risen dough from the pan in an oven just waiting to bust out of their cloth prison
🦇 never had he moaned so loud in his entire life as he was stroking himself to your image. He was in complete shambles and babbling like a mindless idiot, keep saying things like dirty little girl/boy and how you would love it if he grabbed that chain I just yanked you on to his cock. Oh he could already smell the sex in the air from his imagination as he would be fucking you into the mattress like a thirsty animal
🦇he came like five times that night, basically draining himself dry with that image of you as he quickly saved it into his special file that he named 'no lookie' (creative huh?) as for his poor roommate, she literally had to stay out all night and crash at Prisms place due to all the loud moaning and sex drunk rambling. I mean, she was used to it when it was just silent moans but when it's him basically becoming a feral horny beast, man she was going to have nightmares for weeks
🦇 just like Coupé, he loves all of them! He can't pick one out of the other, he feels like it's betraying the others every choose a favorite. All boobs looked perfect in each one of them and he can't just pick a favorite. Boobs to him are sacred, whether their regular boobs or moobs, he loves them all equally
Malevola😈
😈 this conversation brought up when the both of you were in that villain bar, the both of you were taking a few shots and we're talking about you guys' past life since the two of you became closer over the years working at SDN together, making her develop a slight crush on you. Finally you spilled the beans after your fifth whiskey shot about you used to do modeling for the shady company that sells lingerie. She was a little bit shocked I hear about this since you're such a sweet girl/boy. Who knew you had a freaky side
😈 whether it was genuine trust or the boost of confidence from all these shots of vodka you just had, you took out your phone and type in your own name before showing you the different pictures of you in lingerie. She nodded and listen to you as you tell her when each photo was taken and how they did the effects and have a outfit felt on you till the both of you landed on a certain photo that real caught her attention. It was basically you in some sexy cowgirl/boy getup with a brown and white cow print designed underwear and bra (if you need them) and a pair of gloves that had tassels on them and some cowgirl/boy boots that go all the way up to the knees. You also wore a gun holster with of course a fake gun in it and a cowboy hat to be the cherry on top
😈 she couldn't help but give out a slight giggle at the cliche before she started saying how cute you looked that you should probably dress up like that around SDN as a new hero costume. You just snickered and laughed as you playfully punched her in the arm and turned your phone off.
😈 Malevola: no I'm being serious! You would look great in that and you can help be a distraction for those fucking idiots to try to rub a bank or some stupid cliche.
You: 1, this costume has nothing to do at all with my powers and 2, I rather burn in the fiery pits of hell then to ever wear that costume again, it was such a pain to get it off
Malevola: it would probably be way easier if I was there to take it off for you....
You: what?
Malevola: what?...
You: .... Did you just say-
Malevola: have no idea what you're talking about! Eh! Can we get another round of shots?! thank you!
😈you still wondered what you meant by that to this very day even though you had a very good concept of it and could probably fill out the lines but every time you bring up she would always avoid it or just playfully brushed it off like it was no big deal. Are you in times where she just open up portal when you asked what you meant by that night and just step through it and disappear before you can ask again
😈 I think her favorite one would have to be the white one where you were wearing a pair of angel wings and you were sitting up on this cloud with that light elegant lingerie outfit. Opposites attract right? Or maybe it's due to the fact that you look so pure that she wanted to completely ruin you upon those clouds
Royd🦾
🦾 when he figured out your past was when you were in his lab. You were just bring him some lunch that you got from the nearby diner and he thanked you as he finally said his tools down a took off his glasses before sitting down in opening up his food. You got a ding from your notification, making you grab your phone out and groaning at the ID of the email you just recently received
🦾Royd: I tried telling you to set up those ad blockers so you wouldn't be getting so much spam mail
You: well, it's not really spam now... It's that lingerie company I used to work for years ago before I joined The Phoenix program. They've been sending me letters Non-Stop to get me to work for them again... Was literally their best model, especially when I came to the more NSFW content in photoshoots... Uh Royd.... Your burger is leaking....
Royd: *he is just staring you in disbelief and shock during mid bite as bits of tomato and pickles slide out of the burger* ... You used to do what now....
🦾 I mean you, this sweet, kind, caring yet funny girl/guy used to do boudoir photoshoots? He never imagined that for himself as he looked around the lab for a moment making sure that he was the only living soul in that laboratory before he asked the computer to search your name and the company used to do risky photo shoots with as the holographic images popped up over there table. Shit, you really weren't joking as he started scrolling through a few of them. He found some of them pretty, others drop dead gorgeous but there was this one that made the back of his neck hair stand.
🦾 it was a photo of you on a bed of flowers, mostly hibiscus and orchids and other types of tropical flowers as your hair was sprawled out onto the bed and your eyes were closed as if you were some Fair maiden under a sleeping spell. You had literally nothing on as a the same exact flowers were covering your most intimate areas, covering your breasts/pecs and your genitals with the said flowers but still leaving plenty of room to the imagination. God. You are literally and effortlessly perfect and he couldn't help but stare at your photo with a Love drunk smile as he sighed but sadly, it didn't last for long.
🦾 you just suddenly open the door and walked in with a piece of pie in hand saying something about forgetting it with your lunch as he basically jumped out of his chair like a teenager getting caught with porn for the first time as he is ferociously typing away trying to flicking away the pictures he was looking at off holographic computer. Why the hell did he open so many pics!? And you're just standing there confused and red as you held this pie in your hands before he quickly just unplugged the computer and just looked over at you embarrassed as hell. I mean it takes a lot to get this guy embarrassed so you were surprised when the large man shrinked at the side of you. You tried comforting him and telling him it was okay and that a lot of people have seen those photos before as he kept apologizing over and over again
🦾 his favorite photo would have to be the one with the flower bed. Not because he finds it sexually satisfying or sexy, which he does, but he finds it peaceful and colorful to look at. It reminds him of his home before he moved to LA when he was young. He also finds it that your natural beauty is that it's most peak within this image
Okey awesome, wanted to make sure before I do something stupid you know?
I'm that case, could I request dispatch character finding out theyr office crush (reader) used to do spicy photoshoots back in the day?
Maybe we either tell them or they overheus us saying shit like "yeah I used to model for this lingerie company and it kinda spiraled to me posting some more risky things online for money. It was good for a while but I stoped cuz I didn't know how to top the last photo where the only thing that was covering me was a ribbon tied up around me, people won't pay more for less you know? I think if you just search up my name and add 'spicy picks' and the end, they should show up" (just an example, I give you all the creative input you want).
And if you change you'r mind about the character limit, please let me know, I have no problem just picking out a few of them.
Thank you, and I hope you'll have a wonderfull day <33
Dispatch x reader HC🎀
Subject: reader use to be a model for some spicy photoshoots~
Warning: nsfw and the reader is a male in Flambae's part
Note: thank you so much pustak31 for the spicy little request. This would be great practice for me to write a bit more NSFW content. As always I hope I do this with Justice and Grace. Hope you enjoy, bitch~💛
Robert Robertson🤖
🤖he would have to be the least surprised out of everyone there when you mentioned your modeling days to everyone. I mean, your costume was literally made but one of the top designers in LA so he shrugged and continued taking a step from his coffee cup. What truly shocked him was that you told everyone that you did lingerie photo shoots as well which just makes him choke on the coffee. Everyone just sort of stared at him as he's wiping off the caffeine from his lips with the red face before walking out of the breakroom in a hurry as a few members of the Z team teased him on the way out.
🤖 later that day, curiosity basically killed the cat. I mean he has seen some of your posters and old billboards of you trying on designer clothes but he couldn't help but imagine what type of lingerie you must have worn and certain styles you must have tried out. He basically had to look around the cubicles to see if anyone was staring before turning his chair to face the computer and opened his phone as he started searching your name
🤖he scroll through a few pics, some actually tasteful than others, some actually looked kind of cute on you but the one that really made his brain short circuited was this one photo of a Playboy magazine with both your wrists and legs tied up, a thin red satin ribbon tightened around your tits/pecs covering up your nipples barely containing them as the ribbon went down your stomach up to your neck and even down your thighs as you had a small Santa hat on
🤖 he almost crushed the twinkie that was in his other hand at the time as he sat there and stared at the photo before he heard a familiar voice of his neighboring cubicle speaking to him.
🤖 Chase: the fuck you looking at? *He asked has he tried to see what was making Robert acting like a drooling idiot*
Robert: *immediately panics and throws his phone across the room, shattering it on the wall as he just sits in his swivel chair face completely red and trying to act normal but failing*
Chase: ....
Robert: ....
Chase: Robert.... What the fuck ..
🤖: later that day, he managed to save his SD card and sim card as he went to a nearby supermarket in bought a new phone for himself as he looks up your name again to see more of these modeling photos. His favorite photo would have to be the one where you were in a baby blue lace lingerie with a navy blue satin ribbon around the waist and if you do wear makeup, it was light in this one where you were just sitting on you knees on soft fluffy purple carpet. He thinks you look more softer in this look and more sweeter. Has it saved in his private file
Invisigal🫥
🫥she was walking out of that meeting room after just getting out of a team meeting as she was invisible when she so happens to overhear you taking about lingerie which immediately peaked your interest as she snucked into the same room you and a trusted friend/coworker were in as pm you continue to talk to your friend about your old modeling days for a lingerie company and you're more riskier photos. Who knew that hurt crush had a dirty little past
🫥 they're at the whole day she couldn't get images of your conversation what you would have looked like in these said photos so after a grueling day of heroics, despite how small they are, she was able to retrieve to the safety of her own apartment as she basically just crashed down onto the bed. As she laid there in the quiet, her mind drifted back over to those lingerie photos as she open her phone up and types your name into the search bar.
🫥 she scrolled through the photos that popped up, literally agreeing that each and every one of them were hot before finally, she landed on a photo that literally stole her breath. It was a photo of you basically butt naked with little toughets of clouds covering your most scandalous parts well also showing small details as your cleavage and the v line to you crotch for her to only fill out in her mind what was missing.
🫥 I would be lying if I say that her hands didn't find its way towards her core as she stared at the photo some more. Breathy moans of your name fell from her lips as she played with her clit to the imagination of you and her in one another's embrace as she felt the knot tightening in her core.
🫥she came in the next day completely exhausted and with bags under her eyes as you got a little bit concerned as you made your way over with a fresh cup of coffee and in hand and ask if she was okay wish you would respond with a tired smile and a thank you as you brushed off the question
🫥 her favorite on you would have to be when you were in you we're modeling for some sports bras and underwear. It's not necessarily considered sexy but she thinks it does, he thinks it makes you look tough and very flexible and loves how confidently look in it
Flambae🔥
🔥how the conversation came to be was basically on the field, chatting over the intercoms as Prism was talking about a photo shoot she had to be doing for her next album cover and she been wanting to do something a little more risky and you so happened to mention that you used to do spicy photoshoots a couple years ago and would give her a few tips and modeling poses for them if she likes and that peaked his interest.
🔥later on his break, he would sit in his usual spot, eating his take out as he started Google searching your name. He did like lace in some, the underwear in others, but what really made him have a nosebleed was this one photo of a Halloween photo shoot you did a while back. You were wearing some devil horns with flame themed makeup on the eyes (if you wear makeup) and literally golden star shaped patches over your nipples upon the pecs and a Lacey underwear that left so little to the imagination with a pair of leather knee high boots.
🔥 talk about a boner alert cuz the dude literally had to adjust himself from how tight his suit was feeling at the moment before Prism made her way in to grab her smoothie when he looked over the flaming hero's shoulder and started snickering
🔥 Prism: oh hoho fuck haha. You know Miss Blazer would literally chew your ass out if she caught you staring it photos of a co-worker like that.
Flambae: *immediately shuts his phone off and sets it on the table before looking over his shoulder at her* your damn lucky that we're friends otherwise I would have set you on fire by now
Prism: you seriously got down bad for this guy do you?~
Flambae: .... Yeah... Fuuuuuuck!
🔥 after that day, he would still shamelessly flirt with you but more determined to go out with you and score a date with you after seeing those photos. Still has that one pic saved in his camera roll in a special album that's titled 'my eyes only'
🔥his favorite photo of you would have to be the one were you are laying upon a cheetah print bed wearing a black studded harness and and pair of black leather underwear to go with it. He thinks you look macho in it and pretty dominating I it. Makes you look like you could break his neck while also breaking at the bed
Prism💙🩷
💙🩷she figured out as she was scrolling through her social media when you posted a photo with the #TBT. It was just a simple photo of one of your photo shoots of you trying out some designer clothing and it immediately picked her interest, I'm giving it a thumbs up and a heart. Next time she saw you she asked about your modeling career and one thing led to another and you spilled the beans about you doing more riskier photoshoots with lingerie and such.
💙🩷 she's not secretive at all about this, she in immediately looked your name up right in front of you and started scrolling through photos of you, telling you how adorable you look and some of them and how hot you are till she landed on a certain photo of you that immediately cut her interest. It was a photo of you with frosting basically covering up your tits/pecs with sprinkles and a cherry on top as you sat upon a huge ass cake that could have been for a rich people wedding.
💙🩷 girl she was fanning herself as she showed you the photo as your face became as red as a tomato as you looked away from it.
💙🩷Prism: damn girl/boy, that is literally the most sexiest thing I've ever seen! I'm stealing this idea for my new song!
You: shush! Everyone is staring
Prism: fuck them, let them stare. They stay long enough and I'll blind them forever...
💙🩷she basically made that photo her background as you live and breathe. We all know she's not want to hide anything so her crush on you is pretty obvious but at the same time not? Does that make sense. Anyways, she would tease you about having a little bite of your cake every now and then
💙🩷 her favorite photo would have to be you in pink and blue lingerie with small little frills of the end and matching diamonds sprinkle throughout it with the makeup (again only if you wear it) being pink and blue your left eye having blue eyeshadow and your right eye having pink eye shadow. She thinks you look like a teenage dream, all sweet yet feisty as you bite your lip in the photo. She asked how you got the makeup done since he wanted to try the makeup look on for herself and promise to hashtag you in it
Waterboy 🌊
🌊he was extremely shocked to hear about your risky modeling career in the past. I mean, he was just minding his business one minute, mopping up a spill off the floor and the next minute, he overhears you talking about modeling for some lingerie company a few years ago and boy was he steaming red as he accidentally dropped the mop onto the ground, causing a few people to stare at him as he scrabbled to pick the mop and leave in a hurry
🌊 he's more wet then usual throughout the whole day, basically leaving the trail of water in his wake and he tried his best to make sure that it doesn't become a problem on missions or just cleaning up as best as he could in general at the SDN. When he finally ends his shift and finally goes home, helping his grandma to get ready for bed before finally retrieving to his room in the night, curiosity is basically banging in his head as he went to his own computer and punched in your name in the lingerie company you worked on to the plastic cover keyboard.
🌊 he felt like a filthy little freak as he stared picture after picture of you, his mouth drooling at some of them before he finally landed on a certain image that made his blood run hot. It was just you in the ocean your hair soaking wet and your eye were closed as if you were enjoying the Sun. Your backside was facing towards the camera but your top half was turned in an angle where he could still see her breasts/pecs wearing some sort of seashells that were obviously way too tiny to cover the whole thing. There was a little bit of glitter upon your eyes but most of it was an all natural look. He could have sworn you were Aphrodite or Eros rising from the sea him or herself.
🌊he didn't know why but just seeing the water droplets trickling down your body and your damp hair did something to him as he slowly took off his wetsuit and just slowly started stroking herself to the image. Half of his mind was yelling at him to stop, that this was so fucking wrong. Pumping himself to the image of his co-worker/crush's picture but the other half the more controlling half kept on giving him the illusion that he was on that same beach with you, screwing you on the rocks of the shore as basically moaned his name over and over again to finally he released in his hand and he quickly used his free one to cover his own sounds so his grandmother wouldn't hear
🌊the next day, he couldn't even stare you straight in the eye after his activities the other night as felt a mixture of shame and heat whenever he looked at you. You would even drool a little bit if he accidentally stared at you for too long before you ended up walking over to him and started talking to him as he started to turn red.
You: you good Herm? You're more stuttery than usual
Waterboy: w-well I just- I am a-ok! Heh just a late- long night, long night f-for me... M-Mess, lots of mess back-at home heh...
You: oh? What kind of mess?
Waterboy: *cue the flashbacks of last night and his face slowly turning red* .....
You: uhhhhh... You.... Ok?
Robert: hey Waterboy! We need you out there!
Waterboy: oh! Uhhh coming! N-Not coming but- me going to the place- mission- thing... Uh.... G-goodbye! *Quickly runs off leaving you confused more*
🌊his favorite picture was you boarding a honey bee yellow lingerie with a honeycomb pattern and tiny little bumblebees decorated on the top of the outfit. He thinks you look beautiful in yellow and that you basically glow in that photo
(part two will be coming soon since I couldn't fit all characters in one!
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
As will I.
2 NOTES?
This post is an accursed creature
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mwah
I want them to explode,,
inspired by this post on twt—
Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.
Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.
This is so fucking beautiful that I have no words.
I will always reblog this.
“Tidy your room’ dmkzmsksmdksm
Every time I see this I feel extremely fragile about ‘loving you is the easiest thing in the world’
Babe. Are you okay?. You reblogged the “loving you is the easiest thing in the world” post twice