Puzzled Orca

Harmony. Artist. Cosplayer. Autistic. Small business owner.

[puzzledorca]

“Miku Miku Ni Shite Agreu!”

[puzzledorca]

Oh yeah. There’s a convention happening in a week! Life has been so crazy the past 2 months for me, it came up so fast! Anyways, I’m keeping it casual because of how busy I’ve been and I haven’t had time to make anything new. I might bring casual Danny Sexbang for the night hours but we’ll see! Who am I gonna see?! Let me know! #colossalconnorth2022 #colossalconnorth #cosplaylineup #hatsunemiku #sophiehatter #orca #kigurumi #animeconvention https://www.instagram.com/p/CkyTuZIL1Oo/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[puzzledorca]

Feels weird to be back, but if the Twitter ship sinks, I gotta find a way to vent my feelings and promote my artwork somehow!

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[spongebobaesthetic]

Text stills in Spongebob Squarepants season 3, episode 50b: Krusty Krab Training Video

[gourmetrace]

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[conf3ttif4lling-deactivated2017]

the fact that this was written two years ago and it’s still relevant… what does that tell you?

[runawaymarbles]

I’ve been saying this for years but guys

Sandy Hook. 

Sandy Hook was the Nightmare Scenario. It was the “that’s not realistic.” If I’d been arguing with someone who was anti gun control and I said “someone could take a gun and go into a school and kill thirty kindergartners in just a couple of minutes, how would you feel then,” they would have said I was exaggerating, that’s manipulative and unrealistic. 

but that’s what happened. 

and the thing is

if thirty dead, white, upper middle-class kindergartners in Connecticut aren’t going to motivate change on gun control

then they’re never going to change for queer people in Florida, and they’re not going to change for music fans in sin city, and they’re not going to change for college students in Washington and Oregon, and they’re not going to change and they’re not going to change. 

A white man can buy 19 automatic weapons and no one is going to raise an eyebrow. And then afterwards they’ll send thoughts and prayers. 

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[thegreekgamer]

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

[sleeplessedenofficial]

envelööp?

[strangertingshappen-deactivated]

TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME or I’m going to be worried about you BITCH.

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[ayearofdan]

Saw these pictures right next to each other in the tag.

Literally the same smile. 💙

[curioscurio]

HAPPIEST PLACE IN THE WORLD

[emelang]

Google doodles to celebrate the birthday of Steve Irwin (22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006)

[animusrox]

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018) Spider-Man 3 (2007)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

That time of night as an adult where you’re desperately tired and want to sleep but you also don’t want to give up the day yet bc there’s stuff you wanna do. I’m calling it the toddler hour

[knitbelove]

This post came into my bedroom and punched me in the face

[clubsprout]

how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way

[dykeselfcest]

this is how i used to feel when i spent months building someone up in my mind and developing an overwhelming crush, and my feelings were so huge and it felt like the probability of that person having built me up in the same way was impossible just based on numbers. but it turns out that a relationship is something that people build together, not the random chance that you’ll point your obsessive crush beacon at someone at the exact same time that they point theirs at you.