[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[beardedmrbean]

[nathanielbuildsatesseract]

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[americanelegy]

"Source?" my gut feeling, reddit, my intuition, super symbolic dream, the vibe I got…

[asimpleram]

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

[unprofessionalartist]

It's him, Julius xi/xir

[importantcatpics]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[opiates]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[asraalnazarlove]

i genuinely think the two dance scenes are my favorite parts of asra’s route. i’m such a sucker for dancing together tho that’s a fact about me so it’s not surprising. i can imagine asra/mc dance adventures all over the world. waltzing in a faraway court, dancing barefoot in the desert, swaying together in the rain. sighhhh.

[redstonedust]

i miss all the cool genders. i feel like 2012-2015 was a golden era for people on tumblr inventing their xenogenders and then they got cringed out of the public eye. shoutout to everyone who still has cool genders and neopronouns and custom pride flags. i fuck with you.

[magician-in-love]

Lucio coming down the stairs in that one scene but he trips and eats shit mid sentence

[magician-in-love]

"Vesuvia!! Did you miss m- OGH OOF ACK GAH GUH OGH FUCK SHIT AHG GRAH ACK OOF-"

[crabussy]

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[ziijsh1]

"Why do you talk so much about being intersex?"

Over 90% of parents of visibly intersex children opt for cosmetic surgery on their infants.

The ones that don't experience medical violence then, likely experience it as a teenager.

I didn't.

I am very rare in that I did not experience medical violence.

Why? Because I learned what intersexuality was as a young age, and I actively fought against what doctors wanted to do to me. All the way down to legal research on what medical care minors can be forced into. I remember walking into that doctor's appointment with the state law written down that proved that if I did not consent they could not do surgery.

That is why intersex activism is important. It saved me and it will save more.

[codecicle-archive]

queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man

[codecicle-archive]

"why polyamorous people aren't valid" "mspec lesbians AREN'T okay actually" "aroallos are freaks" "he/him dni. cis men dni" "this post is for non-men only" yessss and the one with long hair goes in the girl box, then the one with short hair goes in the boy box!!

[codecicle-archive]

maybe I'm just a boring he/him white guy but inventing about 7 trillion terms to define "man" and "woman" so you can reinforce gender essentialism isn't very "love is love" of you. maybe i just don't have a sexuality but picking and choosing what sexualities are normal and which ones are "weird and predatory" sounds like we're all a bunch of republicans on fox news. if you attend your local pride parade and look REAAALLLYYY closely, you'll notice you can't actually tell if someone's gay or not from their appearance, and there's no way to know if they're "invading queer spaces". maybe it's just me, but when i attended my local gaybar last night for the drag show, they didn't ask for my gay-card with a peer reviewed diagnosis of faggot stamped on it. they just let me in the building. i live a life of bliss and luxury in not caring about any queer discourse ever, and just going "WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY :-)" while booting up the latest cod game. and it seems much more fun than whatever the fuck you people are on about

[codecicle-archive]

muting my notifs for this post but i need to acknowledge this first. My favorite tags fr 🙏

[asraalnazarlove]

we know mc didn’t have a body; they were cremated, bones strewn on the beach. asra made a deal to get you a new one. that’s all established.

so what if, when asra made his deal, he had to recreate that body from memory. so he spent the years before the spell holding you in his mind exactly how he knew you, every scar and every tattoo, the shape of your hands.

he thinks of you every day. he remembers exactly how your voice sounded, how your lips felt, the sound of your breath. he thinks about you constantly, holding you as strong as he can in his mind, so vividly it almost feels like you’re there, because he’s so scared to lose it. he doesn’t want to forget anything. he daydreams about your face, your smile, even though it makes his heart twist every time.

and when it comes time to bring you home, he barely has to try to remember the details the spell calls for.