sounds gay, i’m in

Sammi Jo || 25 || MN || she/they || lesbian 🏳️‍🌈|| autistic || ADHD || reader ||

[joeyclaire]

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

[joeyclaire]

[louisegluckpdf]

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

[fuwanek0]

I love that the ibuprofen knows where to go

[cephalopodvictorious]

bugs is…. shrimp????

[kosmogrl]

[papayajuan2019]

there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i said i'm obsessed with it, not that i recommend it

[airframeextender]

you know what really gets my goat?

[aglaja-deactivated20131222]

el chupacabra

[anonaboo]

I’m sorry!? What?!

[lindseyanna]

[azzandra]

Whoa, chupacabra’s a millennial?

[bookishjules]

[fallenangelvictorious]

Omg happy birthday el chupacabra!

The big 30!!!

Someone get this thing a cake made of goats!!!

[gayvampyr]

why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

[freelance-fiend]

in light of the recent surge in chatgpt-written posts i have instead set my sights on another form of generative technology: the humble 8-ball. check this out

[freelance-fiend]

no

[maureen-corpse]

all right everyone let's hear it for ACETAMINOPHEN let's give it up for STORE-BRAND TYLENOL let me hear you make some NOISE

[furryfeet]

[today-till-tomorrow]

my soul leaving my body when the bread pops out of the toaster

[cipheramnesia]

Blanket coming off on a very cold morning.

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

When you’re walking around in your socks and step in a wet spot

[cecenyss]

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

[taylortut]

i'm hyperfixating

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[onlyonekenobi]

i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

[caats]