80's dream

jake, 17

[cryptid-sighting]

[thewomenandthechildren]

40′s slapstick act where a clown creampies someone

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

Considering who I’ve dated in the past, I’ve been creampied by plenty of clowns already

[weirdness-is-good]

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

life was simpler when we were kids and thought the name bob was the funniest possible thing in the world

[lux-morningstar]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

[michelleumunna]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[cyberscully]

cher is the icon women need and absolutely deserve

[loversurreal]

[tomjacksonservo]

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[floambones]

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

“this is my custom fursuit, I had 30 neon-green wolves killed for it”

[andysmovingcastle]

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MILLIONAIRE IS MAKING FURSUITS OUT OF REAL FUR

[peppapigvevo]

[auberginesdonthavelimbs]

“Cruella De Vil is a furry” is not the hot take I expected to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I deserve

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pwrhous]

Fuck

[lakevida]

why do gays like little knives so much

[fortooate]

gay people can be goblins, gnomes, or hobbits, all of whom benefit from these little sharp boys

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.