god’s perfect idiot

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ mouser/calico/pawpad | 23 | they/them + cat related neopronouns

[pwurrz]

me on voice call w my friends :3

[pwurrz]

required reading!!!!

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[55bltzkrgfrtz]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[galladegamer]

[pwurrz]

gotta love big challenges

is born in 1978. appears in literally nothing for 45 years. suddenly shows up as a side character but also the main driving force of the plot of hello kitty island adventure. refuses to elaborate.

[pwurrz]

happy 3k notes for big challenges

[heartseeker]

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

[heartseeker]

polite bubby.png

[rickybabyboy]

ohhhhhh bubby from orange cats

[jaspertjunk]

Hi sorry I saw a transparent jpeg and immediately put your cat in a situation hope that's cool

[heartseeker]

WHATS HE DOING UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blazedeku]

Love how this site plays with .JPG .PNG's like dolls.

[smis-five-creedmoor]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Polite and perfect gargoyle watching over for the upstanding price of only $98.60!

[pukicho]

pride is almost over. You know what that means

Pride 2 .

[pukicho]

Book tok is cool because they’ll get on camera and suggest you read the biggest pile of dog shit ever made for no good reason

[pukicho]

i named my baby after you

aww baby pukicho, destined for a life of misery

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

I got whatever ADHD is called

[ineedtestosterone2763]

ADHD is called ADHD.

[pukicho]

That’s the one

[pukicho]

i been told i should beware asking you anything since you bite people, is that true?

Come nearer

[pukicho]

when i was five i fell out of a shopping cart and hit my head. they had to staple me. now i am effectively immor

Died midway through the ask

[pukicho]

I am the harbinger of good vibes and nice times

[the-lemonaide]

not really!

[pukicho]

I am the horseman of the chillpocalypse

[moopmakers]

not really!

[pukicho]

I sow seeds of trust and friendship

[pukicho]

you got any airports you hate?

Yeah the poison airport. Hate getting poisoned.

[pukicho]

But I have to make my connection

[pukicho]

my brother hit me on the head with a wiffle ball bat doe sthat count

Count for what????

[fisheito]

That confusingly spiky hair texture. My general confusion at who this could be. Breaking the arena accidentally?.. Olivine???

[pwurrz]

although… this round, fluffy silhouette could only belong to one creature!!

which means… the culprit is blade!!!

[pwurrz]

GUESS WHO’S BEEN ON THEIR PERIOD FOR 16 DAYS :))))))