Astukaa kakkaan hyvät herkkuperseet

Nate, 27v äiä Turuust. Meemut virtaavat suonissani ja sinätuubapaskat kattaa aivotoimintani. Harrastuksina vulture culture, piirtäminen ja pelit.

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Kun olet kuunnellut tarinan loppuun, sinun ei tarvitse kelata. Riittää, kun käännät kasetin.

[pixiedustntrust]

En tosiaa tiiä kenen käsialaa tää on mut vitunmoiset krediitit sille :DDD Made my day.

[riippuliitaja]

Onks salaatti jossa on pelkästään salaattia salaatti, vai onkse vaan kasa salaattia...?

[rachiswanted]

Watch "Finnish National Anthem on Electric Toothbrushes in a Sauna" on YouTube

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[random-things-i-care-about]

[unohdettuhanhi]

Kela on vähän kun muinaissatujen keijut

- kommunikoi VAIN arvoituksilla

- sä tiedät mikä Kela on, mutta tiedätkö sä oikeesti mikä Kela on?

- sanoita toiveesi JUST oikein tai saat odottamattoman lopputuloksen

- pyytää sun nimeä, henkilötunnusta, sielua ja kotiosoitetta vastineeksi tapaamisesta (ne on nyt heidän)

- toteuttaa toiveita mutta hintaa ei voi tietää etukäteen

- vastausaika yhdestä henkäyksestä kolmeen kuunkiertoon

- joskus hyvä, joskus paha? Saattaa jättää sut kuolemaan mutta saattaa leipoa sulle pullaa ja kantaa keskiyöllä kotiin

En toistaiseksi vastaanota argumentteja

[sina-tuuba-paska]

nii näyttää aaro olevan..vähä muuttunu viime vuosista

[shitpost-suomi]

yksikseskös yskiskelet?

PARAS OLIS JUMALAUTA!!!!!!

[fantasymarathon]

A selection of my favourite pictures from the book Suomalainen Perinnekuvasto that I happened to find at a thrift store last summer. It’s a collection of nearly 2000 folk photographs from Finland from the late 1800s to the 1950s:

Aune Hyvärinen and Kerttu Heinonen, summer 1924. This picture was taken near my grandparents home and according to my granddad one of the girls was his teacher. One of the few photos from my hometown in the book.

Anna Tervonen, a cupper, 1920s. I just like this photo. Today Finland is know for great public health care, but a hundred years ago if you were sick you might have asked an old lady to stab you and suck the bad blood out with horns. Good times.

Tanhu folk dancers of a sobriety society from Kurikka, South-Western Finland, 1919. All of the dancers are girls, some of them dressed in traditional mens clothing. Just gals being pals I guess.

A bride from the 1920s sporting the traditional bridal crown, helykruunu. The crown weighed so much the brides neck could ache for weeks after the wedding.

More brides with their crowns, cause just look at them. The crown tradition comes from Western Finland and goes back to the 1600s and I say we bring it back.

Don’t tell me Finland is historically white. This folk musician called Janne (lets not use the full name given in the picture) lived and toured in Eastern Finland in the early 1900s. I’ve tried to find more information but this photo seems to be the only mention of him. If anyone knows more about him, please tell me.

And my favourite, the description reads: ”Prohibition has ended 5.4.1932, and the first customer in Iisalmi admires the legal purchase.” If your partner doesn’t look at you the way this man looks at his drink, they don’t love you.

[bottaslicious]

Finnish genetics will never not make me laugh (images from google, can’t find the sources since these were saved on my computer a long time ago)

first when they’re compared to other Europeans (the closer the colours are the more similarities they have)

you could almost say Finns have personal space in their DNA

and my all time favourite

People from Germany and Great Britain are more closely related than Finns from west and Finns from East

because seriously why would you want to go to the other side of the country in the East you’ll be close to Russia and in the West there are people who speak Swedish

SWEDISH

eww

here’s another one (x)

Helsinki is in the South coast and Kuusamo is up north close to Russian border

Also see how our Estonian bros are reaching for Helsinki genes like “brooo we’re here” and Sweden well Sweden looks like a tiny dick just like on the map and it’s clearly taking a piss on Helsinki

and here’s one with a map of Europe too

Britain knows nothing about splendid isolation

I mean seriously Finns are the adopted alien cousin in family of Europe

[megisjumala]

Mä oon aina sanonu ihmisille, että naamasta näkee mistäpäi maata on kotosi ja tää vahvistaa mun väitteen.

[aleksiskivi]

POISSA MUTTEI UNOHDETTU: sms-tv-pelit ja interaktiiviset chatit

Katapultti (2002–2004) | Putti (2003–2005) | Puhuva Joulupukki (2003–2007) | Make & Mirkku Show (2004) | Koulussa (2004) | Rantalentis (2005–2007) | Tonttukuoro (2005) | Tellus-tietovisa (2005–2011) | Rap-stara (2005) | Älypää-TV (2008–2014)

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[jalkasienimuhennos]

Sitten ois kans Räsä :(

[unirytmihairio]

>:)

[kiltamestari]

Behold: NEPO

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[kinuskikakku]

cursed image

[pasuunapaholainen]

Siinä toinen

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F

[ruttotohtori]

[gaydrums]

Muistin just tumppuu selaillessani, et ei jumalauta, tää oli juttu joskus, varsinki ala-asteel.

[piskikone]

Nalle Puhin serkku Karhu Huh