Can't Take the Sky From Me

Water bender - INFP - ECE - Costume maker - Music addict - Drama rat - Time traveller

[pyrelily]

New Tumblr

I have a new tumblr. This one won't be shutting down, but it'll never be used any more. Go follow hellish-queer if you want

[super-mario-girl]

I can’t believe no one has posted a clip of this yet. This is one of the funniest bits in the whole show.

[ificannotfly]

The bad singing about bread is viscerally accurate and his priest voice is perfect.

[beggars-opera]

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

[the-v-gees]

fuckin MOOD

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art

[cold-and-analytical]

pfffffffft nooooo I didn’t just learn this song on ukulele… at midnight…

[prridot]

Lyrics: 

I’ve tried, tried, tried And I’ve tried even more  I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried And I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged In hope of some success  But the inevitable fact is that It never will impress 

I’ve no more fucks to give,   My fucks have runneth dry,  I’ve tried to go fuck shopping  But there’s no fucks left to buy  I’ve no more fucks to give,  Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,  I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt 

I strive, strive, strive  To get everything done  I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! 

The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy  For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement  Has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I  Don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went! 

I’ve no more fucks to give,  I’ve no more fucks to give,  I’ve no more fucks,  I’ve no more fucks,  I’ve no more fucks to give!

[scootscoot5000]

Good news folks it’s on Spotify!!!

[technicallity]

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

[jadefyre]

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

[dingdongyouarewrong]

if you were on tumblr from 2011 to 2013 click here for a repressed memory

[jamesdean666]

someone: hi

me: between 2009 and 2012 kesha satirised and parodied the archetype of the female pop star and the drunken party girl image. she has a 140 near genius IQ and studied psychology and comparative religion between recording her first album, the irreverent and heartwarming satirical masterpiece “Animal”. time after time she deconstructed the pop star image with a trash glam aesthetic that was authentic to her music taste and she frequently honoured her mother’s country rock/hippie mentality that informed her unique working class upbringing. “Rainbow” is a Butterly moment and the magnum opus of her career that honours her country rock beginnings and amplified the vulnerability of her songwriting. ‘Warrior’ is one of the most underrated pop albums of all time. she wrote every lyric to nearly all her songs and when you actually listen to the anecdotes in the verses of “TiK ToK” it’s clear she’s writing about real life experiences of parties in Nashville/California instead of just generic party song lyrics about being in the club. she really did brush her teeth with jack one morning in vegas, in this essay i will

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

WHERES THE REST OF THE ESSAY OP

[xmily-elizxbeth]

I am literally such an easy person to satisfy. Give me a snack, hold my hand, kiss my forehead, look at the moon and stars with me, hand me a wild flower.

[montereybayaquarium]

Rejected Shark Week shows

[devourfrombeneath]

I keep my spirits up with a different motivational background every day.

[emchughes]

Will I get in trouble at work if I start using these as my desktop background, y/n

[poobit]

ok im curious: tag ur sexuality/gender and an era you are aesthetically into: ex, im a bi trans man and i love the 20s-60s

[paintedfirelady]

Happy Halloween from the Gaang! (Sort of)  

(It would have been much better if this had been uploaded on time for Halloween, but whatever)

[kosmonin]

do kids these days know about glomping?

[catlips001]

What is that?

[m0uthslikesidewindermissiles]

hehe…. *glomps you* OwO

:3

[catlips001]

What the fuck?

[bemusedlybespectacled]

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

[sargentsnowy-blog]

Seriously what is glomping

[fealiniell-deactivated20191008]

what????

[teachagainstfascism]

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

[leander-ligo]

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

[dumbdumbbubblegumbitch]

“I like your shoelaces”

[leander-ligo]

How could you repeat that ancient curse?

[gif87a-com]

[whothebuckisfuckybruh-deactivat]

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

[fuzipenguin]

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

[cappucino-commie]

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

[cosplaytutorial]

Ladder stitches are great for closing plushies and joining two parts of a plush! 

[get-with-it-or-get-out]

needa be cuddled up in someone’s neck right about now tbh

[teal-deer]

what was your first impression of me VS your current impression of me

tell me in my ask, I am curious.