Bonus Friday Batshit moment: Here's a transcript of a phonecall between Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and American rapper Fatman Scoop
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Bonus Friday Batshit moment: Here's a transcript of a phonecall between Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and American rapper Fatman Scoop
Ace Combat jpeg dog is always in my heart
After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:
โI canโt believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! Itโs full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.โ
Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.
โOw!โ
โDid you know,โ says Gretel, โthat crows are capable of facial recognition?โ
โEh?โ Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. โWhatโs that got to do with anything?โ
โNot only that,โ Gretel continues, โbut they can remember both friends and enemies. And theyโll often follow people they remember as friends.โ
The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretelโs hands.
โEnough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!โ
She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.
โFor example,โ Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, โif you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, theyโll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.โ
The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.
โTheyโll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!โ Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.
โOh shitballs.โ Says the witch, as the crows descend. โI hope you know this is a great unkindness.โ
โTechnically,โ Says Gretel, โItโs a murder.โ
Word for today: zamazingo
(Noun, Turkish) an unnamed or unspecified object
The Australian equivalent: doovalacky
took a perfectly good doohickey and crikey'ed it
Insider looking like heโs dissatisfied with his regular life and then gets hit by a truck and is reincarnated in another world as the most OP male fantasy wish fulfillment protag in a really bad show based on a light novel and it gets 2 seasons.
Man Iโm so sorry if you legit like him but I cannot come to terms with Insider having minus fifty drip in a game where even faceless NPCs are rocking Calvin Klein Ready To Wear 2023 Winter Collection-tier fits. Minimalist has more drip than him and Minimalistโs entire thing is getting no bitches.
Insider stepped into the same town that has Mr. Nothing, Jaye, Chongyue, Hellagur, Lumen and Ebenholz. Dead on arrival. Someone send an ambulance already. What a cruel world.
Reincarnated into a Science Fantasy World as an F-Rank Sankta Government Employee with Zero Swag (And Iโm A Welfare Op!?)
cursed tumblr drinks tasting flight
nothing frappucino
battery acid spaghetti
The Flavor
white gilgamesh
the sludge
dragon cum
peg nog
fistbumping lesbians
the concoction / "potion of extended bad taste"
the horsepussy
vanilla extract
edit: thanks all for your help I have added some of the things I forgot
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.
I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.
Potato of potential
Really fucked up actually that the "you are valid" culture which, usefulness and uh, validity thereof aside, was intended to provide some some perspective for people who may have been blamed for harmless things they could not control morphed into "if strangers on the internet do not constantly tell me I'm good and perfect they are the oppressor" and "even constructively and gently telling me that I hold some power and responsibility to seek a better situation is an unspeakably cruel act."
Once, in an argument with my therapist about a decision I made to antagonize my mother, I snapped, "My feelings are valid," and he shot back, "They're valid because they're real, but that doesn't make them rational."
It was a more nuanced and tailored conversation after that, but that particular quote struck me especially and made me realize how often I was conflating "valid" with "reasonable" or "justified."
if british tgirls made memes it would be shit like Pull down her knickers and have a right cheeky fondle at those bollocks
Pull down her knickers and have a right cheeky fondle at those bollocks
big ben just fucking explodes
Hey guys! I made these animated Pokemon Rumble discord pfps for my friends
If you guys wanna use any, be my guest! They move when you talk and its quite funny.
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Ah, it's good to see you :D
Gordon, you lllllll๐๐๐๐ค๐ช mothufucker. GET YO ๐๐๐๐ - ๐๐๐ down tothe ๐๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ถ๐๐ท๐๐ or else i will ๏ผณ๏ผจ๏ผฏ๏ผถ๏ผฅ ๐๐ ท๐ ด ๏ผณ๏ผก๏ผญ๏ผฐ๏ผฌ๏ผฅ up your ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ.
*beep bee-beep bee-beep* *splat*
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐แดสแดแดกแดแด แด
This is one of the funniest descriptions I've ever seen about Arknights from a new player.
Big fan of this addition