smol beans

30ish, seattle-ish // nb // sleep token, cats, final fantasy 14 ❤️ formerly: aballoonicorn

[l3earfat-st]

𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔟𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯

[kaddyssammlung]

[depsidase]

[whimsy-flags]

Some pride eye emojis! Look upon the world as gayly as you can!!!

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[kaddyssammlung]

pasi.hansecore

[soshinee]

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

[soshinee]

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

[deactivated1053489]

Masculine and feminine are over. Its just The Urge now. The desire. The torment.

[groundwater]

fuck him on the forest floor friday

[firagasoap]

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

[ma-gpie]

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[unalivejournal]

Reddit post: Hey I'm thinking about pursuing this career does anyone have any advice for my path?

Comments: This job is hell my life is hell don't do it. I wake up every morning for work and hold a gun to my head while doing deep breathing exercises. Find a time machine and go back to 1979 if you even want a chance of getting a position. Prepare to move 5000 miles away. You will be paid one penny per hour for the first 15 years and your days will be 12 hours long at minimum. Being dead is better than doing this profession

[berlynn-wohl]

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[ggarbagee]

happy pride month :] here's freddie and his cats

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[dandeliondelivery]

First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

[beemovieerotica]