[keiitopop]

"me and who" bitch Me and You!!! come on take my hand, let's go to Affection World......

together

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[akwardsilince]

not really enemies to lovers, more like #1 opp to #1 apologist

[akwardsilince]

still hating on each other tho

"yeah, he did all that, but have you considered that he's so horribly stupid that his decision making has probably been impaired. you can't blame him. he was probably dropped on his underdeveloped prefrontal cortex as a child and it stayed that way as he grew into this man-child thing you see here."

"??? fuck you too??"

[spicyvampire]

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

[dogpuppy]

[okiejofi]

Green mould origin story

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[pocketkakao]

that fucking cat that bites me too hard

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[laterkiss]

*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[littlestpersimmon]

Rejoice, For the Herald Of Hope Flies Above Us

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[psalidodont]

The Bog lurker A dragon that patiently pretends to be lilypads and aquatic vegetation waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Bog lurkers rely entirely on water, and barely leave it. Their young are undeveloped, tadpole-like and swim next to them following via the release of a milky substance that is produced on the parent's lower jaw. it lacks nutritional value and is confusing as to what is used for asides for guiding their young.

speedpaint

[marinella-ela]

[muffinlance]

[vd: A snow leopard kitten absolutely DESTROYING pumpkins, most already conveniently hollowed and with holes pre-cut so it can shove its whole baby head in and maul and kick and maul and kick and-- End vd.]

[is-this-a-cat]

Yep, that's a cat!