Tamsyn Muir's synopsis of her novel, "Gideon the Ninth"
[ID: a screenshot of black text on a white background. (Caps, bold) Gideon the Ninth (end caps) is the story of seventeen dolts in a space shack trying to be God’s dead best friends. Here are some of the traditional heroic troupes I went with. (List in all caps:)
Girl falls for sickly cougar
Bad little lemongrab boy steeples fingers, a lot
Asteroid juggalos have a bone religion (parentheses not in caps, but italics) (that old chestnut! - Ed)
Twins but one twin is a beefalo and the other twin is a pot of yoplait zero percent fat yoghourt
Hero’s quest to become a necrosoldier space hunkette ends prematurely when no-titty goth witch tricks her into the hunger games (caps end, parentheses in italics) (Biblical - Ed)
I have also put in a sorting hat system, just for you! One day you could align yourself with one of my beautiful Space Houses, which consist of: (list in all caps)
Bore house
MTV’s cribs house
Moron house
Your mom’s house
Dork house
Poser house
Anti house
Goth house
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