aspiring functional member of society

food • fitness • fangirl she/her 18+ cooking like my life depends on it 🍋🧀🥪🍣🍰

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

THE GREEN PLANET 2022・1x05 Human Worlds

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

I follow this lady on instagram who rescues cats, and i have been thinking about this video for literal months. behold the transformation of this wretched little beast

(x)

[pinkfire-chacarera]

ohhh 🥺 they probably felt so much better after that 🥹🩷

[depsidase]

[shypervydolly]

My favorite Miguel pics <3

[succubusboyfriend]

I can’t stop thinking about that really fucked up map of the US in Transformers

[succubusboyfriend]

Texas ATE Louisiana

[transformersheritagepost]

transformers heritage post

[redhornedhorror]

I love when it’s vampire Miguel time💙

[michaelnordeman]

Buff-tailed bumblebee/Bombus terrestris/mörk jordhumla. Värmland, Sweden (30 May 2020).

[zoesupreme]

[baxs-tblr]

Being a fan of a morally grey character is frustrating because people will try to reduce them to either being an innocent little angel or a completely heartless monster and both of these interpretations just take away what makes the character interesting

[zanerose]

I love deeply traumatized men with haunted eyes. Like hell yeah babe look at me as if I'm the only good thing you've ever known.

[solidsmax]

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023) dir. Joaquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers, Justin Thompson

[pyrusqueen]

is my laptop from 2018 officially dead or in just apple purgatory?

if those fuckers make me buy a new laptop im going to officially crash out.

[pyrusqueen]

SHES ALIVE

[pyrusqueen]

is my laptop from 2018 officially dead or in just apple purgatory?

if those fuckers make me buy a new laptop im going to officially crash out.

[pyrusqueen]

made my boyfriend a chocolate mug cake last night and gave him a warm glass of milk to go with it. he tells me "a warm glass of milk with a warm cake is like something an alien would do"

i think he's on to me...