OK yâall asked for it so I present to you and warn you of the odd depths of Coleâs mind:
Deceit encounters a cauliflower. He is suspicious and engages in a staring contest. Who wins is up to you
Deceit slithers in the shadows and makes vaguely drunk noises
Deceit has a sombrero. No one is sure why
Deceit uses his bowler hat like a bowl. It has a faint scent of ranch dressing
Deceit has gloves on his feet. Not socks. Gloves
Deceit can do the macarena and uses it in a way of asserting dominance. Oftentimes Logan viciously T-Poses in response
Virgil has a can of something labeled âsnake juiceâ. He rolls it at Deceit sometimes just to keep him on his toes. The can is in reality filled with beetroot juice.Â
Deceit is a master opera singer
Deceit is Queer Eye stan #2, #1 being Logan, much to everyoneâs consternation
Deceit once barked at a Bearded Dragon in hopes of invoking confusion and fear in it.Â
Deceit likes to roll around dramatically like Draco Malfoy in a Very Potter Musical whenever he enters a conversation
Deceit creeps outside. He looks around furtively. He spies a tree. He stealthily approaches it. He snaps off a twig. He chews it. It is woody.Â
Deceit is the household lawnmower
Deceit furiously pursues a hobby in button collecting
Deceit likes to snort raw baking flour. He likes The Sneeze
Deceit has a bunch of trinkets hidden in the crawl space.
Deceit wears Febreeze like perfume and wears Pam Cooking spray as skin lotion
Deceit has broken most of his toohbrushes
Deceit throws socks at people he dislikes. This is where Virgil acquired most of his socks
Sometimes Deceit likes to faceplant on a cold waffle iron, concerning Patton
He bites avocados like apples
Deceit has stolen many of Loganâs desk lamps for reptilian purposes
Deceit has never washed a single dish in his life
Deceit once liked Indiana Jones so much he ate the DVD
He has a pet snail that he carries around on his shoulder
Deceit likes the cotton eyed joe
Deceit wiggles bonelessly when playing monopoly
Deceit does not play monopoly
Deceit crinkles when he moves like a rice krispie treat wrapper. Not any other kind of wrapper. Fucking rice krispie
He likes to chew on raw coconuts. He likes the tingle
Deceit, in short, is a general concern to the Sides
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