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23? 42. 93!

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[bloodydamnreaperofmars]

The Catalan Discworld edition is the best edition ever and you won't change my mind...

LOOK HOW PRETTY THEY ARE!!!

[adhdpie]

7 most adhd moods

–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i  wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL

–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought

–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*

–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment

–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)

–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–

–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep

[copperbadge]

Found it.

It’s difficult to tell because *gestures* Tumblr, but this is the post that actually got me to get tested for ADHD. I reblogged it back in late 2018 like “Wait, the video tutorial issue is a symptom of ADHD? Do I have ADHD? Surely not,” and a bunch of readers responded “Did…did you not know? Because you very clearly do, we all thought you were just being discreet about it.”

And then it took me three and a half years to get a diagnosis.

Although being fair to me, if you’ve ever tried to get tested for ADHD as an adult, just getting a motherfucker to call you back about setting up the test is a task. And after spending all of 2019 trying to accomplish that and failing, I then couldn’t get to a testing facility because of a global pandemic.

Anyway, thanks OP for the post, it only took me five years to find it again, but you did a good day’s work.

[targetedknowledge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

How to disable Copilot in Windows 11

Completely disable Copilot in Windows 11

You too can get the satisfaction of maiming or killing a spy embedded in your organization.

[sevastiel]

HELL YEAH DESHITTIFICATION!

For everything we do here, please be sure to be careful with what you edit, and restart your computer to lock things in. If you don't have access to the Group editor, (likely to happen if you're on base windows) you can do this as well by opening your Registry Editor app, then inputting this after your 'computer' or whatever the initial segment is. (Mine is computer. If I just try and paste the below string it gets SO mad at me)

\HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot

Navigating to your "turnoffwindowscopilot", hit modify, and set the value data to 1.

If done correctly, it'll look like this.

While we're at it, you can also get rid of the integrated search, (or that thing where it searches the web when you search anything, whether or not you want it to) and such through regedit as well.

Integrated search will have you going to

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\Explorer

Navigate to your "DisableSearchBoxSuggestions" bit, if you don't see it, you can make it by right clicking and creating a new registry D-Word key of that exact name. Edit the key, set it to 1. It'll look like this if you do it right!

To get rid of Windows Spotlight, (The thing where it pulls up ten billion pages on windows start page, shoving ads in your face and cluttering everything) we go to

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\DesktopSpotlight\Settings

And set "Enabled State" To 0. If you do it right, it'll look like this!

Disabling edge on startup will also help a fair deal with processing speed and the like. This you can do in all sorts of ways, the easiest being turning it off entirely on startup through settings in the like.

If you want to kill it *entirely*, though? :)

In regedit, run along to Computer\HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft

Navigate to your MicrosoftEdge key subcategory. If you don't see it, you can make one! Note, this is a KEY, not a d-word. *inside* that subcategory, we want to either make or find the D-Word key of PreventLaunchEdge and set that to 1 in the same way as all the others. It'll look like this.

Aaaand while we're here, I'd HIGHLY recommend shanking Killer Networking Services. It's just bloatware. (Ostensibly it's supposed to monitor your network bandwidth and even things out, but that really means it's constantly monitoring and pinging things, which eats up the bandwidth you DO get, and also chunks your computer's processing power.) Getting rid of it entirely is borderline impossible, since it's set to redownload on regular updates and intel is very pushy with its updates.

This you can do by opening your Services.msc, which basically shows you all the background stuff that Windows does. Find Anything with Killer in the name, right click it, go to properties, and disable startup. It should look like this, if done successfully. It will probably reenable itself in time/in later updates for windows, but it's a quick fix. I'd also check your TaskScheduler app to make sure that nothing's scheduled to open up there, either.

If you CAN completely kill Killer services through uninstalling and the like, I would warn that at very least for my computer, the only ethernet/lan support applications that are available ARE Killer's. When you download updates, you really do have to do it manually and ONLY download the ethernet services, or just be cool with not having Lan functionality.

One last thing, not a shit application but is a shit service. If your computer's constantly overheating or just warm, you likely have Turboboost enabled. (Default setting that you can't change) If you want to be able to turn it off and drop your temps by like 40 degrees, in Regedit go to

Computer\HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Power\PowerSettings\54533251-82be-4824-96c1-47b60b740d00\be337238-0d82-4146-a960-4f3749d470c7

(Note- This isn't the string copy paste from the reddit thread, this is mine that does the same thing. If my string doesn't work for you, check the reddit thread string. If that doesn't work either, you can follow the path and find it pretty easily. Probably has like, one letter of difference somewhere. The bits all start the same, though, so it's easy to find.)

and go to "attributes". Set the value from 1 to 2, and now in your advanced Power Plan settings in control panel, you'll be able to *see* turbo boost and turn it off.

It'll look like this, and in power options, a successful disabling of boost should look like this.

Turning off quick startup's also a good call, since that basically stops your restarts from actually shutting things down properly.

GOOD LUCK OUT THERE YALL. MAKE SURE TO CLEAN YOUR PC!

[cryptixotic]

𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟏𝟏 : 𝐀𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐯𝐞 - 𝐒𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰

[webcomicname]

[soltator]

лишу це туть

[q587p]

Бачив нещодавно веселе:

[jackiejude]

every self resolving night vale plot

they host a werewolf look-alike competition in the dog park where John Peters, y'know the farmer, came in first place for his costume made entirely of the husks of invisible corn! but uh-oh! NUMBER TWO IS A REAL VAMPIRE EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! uh, while this disaster remains ENTIRELY UNDER CONTROL we now go to the weather...

*the coolest indie folk song you've ever heard plays*

good news listeners! the vampire burst into flames after receiving the silver medal, you would've thought they wouldn't have put it in on commitment to the bit i guess

[worldhammerer-old]

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

[elf-kid2]

Maple syrup vampire husband

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

[old-world-bird]

I regret nothing

[theminingengineer]

Well that explains a lot.

[devilkit]

[jackiejude]

[sonyaheaneyauthor]

My mother's first home was a refugee camp. Her mother was sold on a Nazi slave market.

I have dead relatives on Ukrainian battlefields. We can't get them back because russia has colonised the regions.

One relative was taken hostage by the bastard russians and tortured for 2.5 years.

The word "slave" actually means "Slavic person". The word "genocide" was invented in Lviv.

An Amnesty International guy chased my mother through a shopping mall, yelling at her that she was a "stupid white woman who wouldn't know what a refugee is".

Ukrainians aren't allowed to talk about the racism we get every single fucking day because we're "too white".

[sonyaheaneyauthor]

I will add to this that when I gave a presentation at university about the Holodomor, some Anglo guy stood up, interrupted me, and said Ukrainians deserved it because we're "Nazis".

[sonyaheaneyauthor]

Adding more, because the russian missile and drone attacks hitting Ukraine right now pretty much broke me.

This was what russians did to one of my family churches in Australia nearly eleven years ago. The racism never ends.

Ministers condemn Ukrainian church vandalism as 'abhorent, disgraceful'

The vandalism of a Sydney Ukrainian church with swastika symbols and racist messages has been condemned by ministers and members of the Ukra

[banrionceallach]

You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

[catgirlthecrazy]

On a related note, that post also opened up the world of naps for me. I used to think that napping was mostly pointless for me, because I'm pretty much incapable of falling fully asleep in the middle of the day. But when I redefined naps to include "lying down with my eyes shut for an hour," even if I just spent the whole time brainstorming fanfiction, that was often enough to get me from "exhausted and running on 4 hours of sleep" to energized and refreshed

[dookiedrops]

The post (?) as found on Reddit with bonus explanatory Reddit comment.

[yudkowsky]

I understand why alchemists invented, and modern fiction writers use, systems with a few understandable Elements like Earth / Fire / Air / Water / Light / Dark.

I understand why even most nerds don't bother to study the Elements in real life. There's too many of them, and they don't neatly correspond to meaningful aspects of macro-level existence.

But just once I'd like to read a worked magical system where the author has looked up the properties of the real Elements, has put in all the work to build up a system of plausible-sounding correspondences, and the protagonist is a rare dual-element Tellurium-Iodine wizard.

[q587p]

And we have XKCD about this 😅

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[lumpfishwithinternet]

According to the website, fish are most active during sunrise and sunset, which is around 6:30 in the morning and night local time.

Current Local Time in Utrecht, Netherlands

Current local time in Netherlands – Utrecht. Get Utrecht's weather and area codes, time zone and DST. Explore Utrecht's sunrise and sunset,

You can get Utrecht’s time here if you want to be around to see fish.

Very beautiful. Very powerful.

[polyamorousmood]

Calling this “extrovert timeshare”

[ladytaura]

Listen. Just listen. NATO phonetic alphabet, except it was made for BG3.

Astarion (sorry not sorry, Absolute) Balduran Ceremorphosis Dragon Emperor Fireball Gale Halsin Illithid Jaheira Karlach Lae'zel Mizora Neil Newbon Netheril Orin Perception Quest Raphael Shadowheart Tav Urge Volo Wyll X ??? I dunno, that's the only word I didn't find a name for in the game. Yurgir Zevlor

[newermindiary]

Як користуватися гештегами на тамблері і нащо це потрібно??? (і ще трошки про порівняння твіттера і тамблера)

У реблозі до мого допису про порівняння ТВІТТЕР/ТАМБЛЕР @fernsensei​ (а також багато інших людей) дуже доречно зауважила про традицію ставити хештеги при реблозі чужого допису:

… і дійсно, я повсякчас зустрічаю тут таку традицію. Звісно, це нова річ, не присуща твіттеру, до якої треба звикати, але дотримуватися етикету теж важливо! І річ не тільки в етикеті. Це також спрощує вашу навігацію по власному блогу для себе і для інших. Нащо це потрібно?🧐 Це знову ж таки випливає з різниці користування твіттером і тамблером. В твіттері ви досі рідко або взагалі не шукали більшість своїх старих постів або реблогів без якоїсь вагомої причини. Тим паче цього не робили ваші підписники. Все ж таки твіттер - це спосіб розповсюдження інформації. Там простіше і ефективніше написати новий твіт чи оприлюднити картинку наново, ніж ретвітити старе. Я неодноразово впевнювалась, що ретвіт старих робіт ажніяк не привертає до них більше уваги! Але на тамблері, де ви ведете свій блог/щоденник, дотримуєтеся певної теми чи естетики, пишете дописи/тексти, які можете захотіти переглянути знову, оновити в пам’яті, знову ними насолодитися як якимись улюбленими фотографіями, у вас може виникнути потреба знайти їх серед купи інших своїх дописів, а по хештегу це зробити простіше всього! А при реблозі чужого допису - тим паче!  Якщо у вас виникне ✨настрій✨, ви значно спростите собі насолоду мемами, артами, чужими розповідями про їхні гедканони ваших спільних фд, які ви реблогнули, якщо поставите відповідний тег. Тобто, окрім усіх інших можливих гештегів, вам можуть знадобитися і власні типу #мої твори, #мої малюнки, #моя творчість тощо. Чи будь-які інші, що маркерують ваші дописи. ***  А, раптом, ви не знаєте, що ставити?..

Звісно, на будь-який допис як на мене доречно ставити 💕#укртумбочка💕 Цей тег існує, аби “втікачі” з твіттера могли знайти один одного як твіттерська діаспора на тамблері, але також він чудово справляється з задачею виокремити 👁👄👁укртамблер 👍 споміж усіх користувачів. Особисто я шукаю тут українців, які пишуть українською, тому мені цей гештег дуже допомагає, бо я знаю, що за цим тегом точно їх знайду!  Але особисто мені одної укртумбочки не вистачає і я ставлю на свої дописи інші гештеги, за якими мене тут можна знайти як україномовного блогера. Вам теж пропоную використовувати щось або все з цього списку💛💙: #укртамблер, #український tumblr, #українська мова, #український блог, #українська, #українською, #україна, #україномовний блог, #україна #ukraine  …тощо

Письменникам і фікрайтерам рекомендую такі гештеги✍:

#укррайт, #укрфф, #квіррайт #укрквіррайт, #онлайнкобзарство, #оріджинал, #фандом, #фанхата, #фх, #фантворчість, #рукопис, #письменництво

…тощо

А також в окремих випадках, якщо ви хочете поділитися цитатою з твору, можливо показати якийсь діалог з твору в форматі тутешнього “чату”, або такий, що просто щойно прийшов до голови: #діалог, #вигаданий діалог, #вигадані діалоги, #цитата персонажа

…тощо

Художникам і артерам🎨: 

#украрт, #ukrart #арткозацтво, #УкрАртПідтримка, #art, #artist on tumblr, #живопис, #мистецтво, #digital art  #digital drawing, #digital illustration, #illustration, #commission, #ілюстрація

…тощо

…Звісно, хештеги також варто розставляти і інші, залежно від того, що ви дописуєте: альбом, фоторепортаж, подорож, відгук, огляд, рецензія…

Особливу увагу раджу звернути на естетичні теги, теги типу (…)core:

#gothic, #ciberpunk, #astronomy #cottagecore #fairycore #witchcore #spasecore, #slavic stuff #dark academia #light academia

…тощо

Бо на такі теги навіть підписуються люди, тому у вас більше шансів, аби ваш пост побачили і вподобали!  (Звісно, якщо допис відповідає цим естетикам) Якщо ви пройдетеся по тегу, наприклад, #dark academia то можете побачити, що кількість заміток сягає там від 5000 до 50000! (Але це у “популярному”, до популярного ще треба дійти, проте головне, що тег затребуваний)

Для репрезентації української спільноти на тамблері також дуже не вистачає тегів типу:

#українська культура, #українська естетика, #ukrainian culture, #ukrainian aestetic, #український стиль, #укрреал, #ukrainian stuff, #madeinua 

…тощо

***

Беззаперечно, я рекомендую також ставити різні відповідні до допису гештеги англійською, але також і українською. Хоча це також на ваш власний вибір.

Ви могли б помітити, що україномовного контенту тут покищо обмаль і канал україномовної навігації (тобто україномовного тегування дописів) не облаштований.

Якщо ви створили новий щоденник, хочете вести його українською і знаходити таких самих україномовних користувачів, то було б чудово якби ви не гребували україномовними тегами також! (Тобто, якщо ви робите допис по фанхаті Гаррі Поттер, ставте не тільки #harry potter але й #гаррі поттер.)

Звісно, якщо ви орієнтуєтеся на англомовну аудиторію, пишете дописи англійською, то англомовні теги допоможуть англомовним користувачам вас знайти. 

Хоча зараз з масовою міграцією з твіттера вчинилася потужна хвиля взаємної підписки українських користувачів на українських. Саме тому, коли я зустрічаю в стрічці когось з твіттера, хто дописує англійською мені трохи дивно. Як на мене, якщо ми тут знайшли один одного як українці і цікаві один одному тому що ми українці, то очевидніше було б спілкуватися один з одним українською мовою чи не так? 

Я просто хочу сказати, що якщо наразі ваша аудиторія - українці, то їм було б приємніше, якби ви зверталися до них у дописах українською. Так вони б розуміли, що це

для них

. І тоді вони б давали вам більше фідбеку!

Отже,

Напишіть, якою мовою ви б хотіли спілкуватися на тамблері?

Також щодо гештегів, які вам подобаються і які б ви порадили використовувати іншим, пишіть у коментарях! 👇💝 гадка на згадку/// інші поради з користування тамблером ви можете знайти за тегом #поради з користування тамблером

[nasa]

Constellations and the Calendar

Did you recently hear that NASA changed the zodiac signs? Nope, we definitely didn’t…

…Here at NASA, we study astronomy, not astrology. We didn’t change any zodiac signs, we just did the math. Here are the details:

First Things First: Astrology is not Astronomy…

Astronomy is the scientific study of everything in outer space. Astronomers and other scientists know that stars many light-years away have no effect on the ordinary activities of humans on Earth.

Astrology, meanwhile, is something else. It’s the belief that the positions of stars and planets can influence human events. It’s not considered a science.

Some curious symbols ring the outside of the Star Finder. These symbols stand for some of the constellations in the zodiac. What is the zodiac and what is special about these constellations?

Imagine a straight line drawn from Earth though the sun and out into space way beyond our solar system where the stars are. Then, picture Earth following its orbit around the sun. This imaginary line would rotate, pointing to different stars throughout one complete trip around the sun – or, one year. All the stars that lie close to the imaginary flat disk swept out by this imaginary line are said to be in the zodiac.

The constellations in the zodiac are simply the constellations that this imaginary straight line points to in its year-long journey.

What are Constellations?

A constellation is group of stars like a dot-to-dot puzzle. If you join the dots—stars, that is—and use lots of imagination, the picture would look like an object, animal, or person. For example, Orion is a group of stars that the Greeks thought looked like a giant hunter with a sword attached to his belt. Other than making a pattern in Earth’s sky, these stars may not be related at all.

Even the closest star is almost unimaginably far away. Because they are so far away, the shapes and positions of the constellations in Earth’s sky change very, very slowly. During one human lifetime, they change hardly at all.

A Long History of Looking to the Stars

The Babylonians lived over 3,000 years ago. They divided the zodiac into 12 equal parts – like cutting a pizza into 12 equal slices. They picked 12 constellations in the zodiac, one for each of the 12 “slices.” So, as Earth orbits the sun, the sun would appear to pass through each of the 12 parts of the zodiac. Since the Babylonians already had a 12-month calendar (based on the phases of the moon), each month got a slice of the zodiac all to itself.

But even according to the Babylonians’ own ancient stories, there were 13 constellations in the zodiac. So they picked one, Ophiuchus, to leave out. Even then, some of the chosen 12 didn’t fit neatly into their assigned slice of the pie and crossed over into the next one.

When the Babylonians first invented the 12 signs of zodiac, a birthday between about July 23 and August 22 meant being born under the constellation Leo. Now, 3,000 years later, the sky has shifted because Earth’s axis (North Pole) doesn’t point in quite the same direction.

The constellations are different sizes and shapes, so the sun spends different lengths of time lined up with each one. The line from Earth through the sun points to Virgo for 45 days, but it points to Scorpius for only 7 days.  To make a tidy match with their 12-month calendar, the Babylonians ignored the fact that the sun actually moves through 13 constellations, not 12. Then they assigned each of those 12 constellations equal amounts of time.

So, we didn’t change any zodiac signs…we just did the math.

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