[fureiart]

doodle of the cutie

[ikimaru]

I was late for sunburn meme but consider-

(meanwhile Neuvi wondering where his lumitoiles went...)

[piedpip3rrr]

Hot ticket items (1/4)

[thisiswhymomworries]

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

[3tno-moved-deactivated20190902]

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

[thisiswhymomworries]

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

[the-haiku-bot]

tier 3 (clinical,

too formal, but not cheesy):

groin, penis, phallus

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gayfour]

[nuwuna]

Me anytime I think about my bf (he’s not real)

[cheruib]

obsessed with these green things called trees

[carpisuns-archive]

i have been thinking

[gus-0004]

[cyoot]

🧸⋆˙⟡♡⋆

[quinns-art-box]

revisiting the drawing of these guys i did last year because i’m having emotions about them again JFJSHFJK they’re having fun on the beach!!! real frolicking hours with the besties!!!

[popping-greenbean]

some guy in the forest talks about plants at you for hours

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[noecoded]

headcanons 👍

[teathattast]

[raccooncass]

happy father’s day to:

william solaire

sam collins

gabe shaw

david shaw

milo greer

[bowandquinn]

sam, angel, sweetheart, and babe after their first times with darlin, david, milo, and ash

[graceofgosh]

the 2 saddest answers a white boy will respond to "hows it going" with

its going

hanging in there

these are signs the white boy is in distress and should be removed from the source of distress immedietely!!! white boys only say this when severely stressed