idk who's cat that is

[livetolove]

* ♫ :･ﾟ♪ *:･ﾟ♫

[nyamafriend]

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

[sebdoesnothing]

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

[classic-jorts]

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

[peacozy]

[sistertaxon]

mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

[bus-noises]

This is genuinely hilarious to me

[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

[evilscientist3]

[kelzosmellzo]

special selection of screenshots from when my friends and i watched spongebob on some TOTALLY LEGAL site and the captions were from the wrong episodes for some reason

[dionysian-mystery]

December

[cinematech]

[omghotmemes]

[champagnemanagement]

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hoursgoneby]

Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.

[jordisstigander]

“It might be nice, it might be nice,

To have a velociraptor on your side”

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

I’m ready

[crafty-butch]

conspiracy theory: people on other social media sites keep saying tumblr is dead so they can mine us for resources without anyone else going to the source

[crafty-butch]

half the comments on any given tumblr screenshot post are like “wow I miss tumblr, shame it died” and the screenshot is from, like, last tuesday

[swampgallows]

(x)

[memewhore]

[pepprs]

[greatwesternrailway]

reductress does it again

[bourneblack-deactivated20240910]

No one’s saying this so I guess I’ve gotta: no more shirtless scenes for men if the actors gotta starve himself. Its just as bad as woman being forced to lose weight for a needless sex scene/photoshoot what have you. If it endangers the health of the individual it should not be encouraged.

[striving-artist]

If they can cg a whole-ass Carrie Fisher, they can cg some ab definition.

Fck steroids. Fck filming fasts. Fck dropping water weight to get the shot.

[halloweeneva]

Fuck steroids. Fuck filming fasts. Fuck dropping water weight to get the shot.

[rlainarin]

Nope. No cgi abs either. You will look at real healthy shirtless bodies of nourished, hydrated people, and you will like it.