[hurricane-girls]

❁❁ ❀❀✿✿ Gotten into pressing flowers recently ❁❁ ✿✿❀❀

[theweirdwideweb]

[heavymodelheavymodel]

[dirkfucker]

vibe check *punches you in the fucking face*

[dualvoidanima]

‘almost-there’

[supremelordoveralldinosaurs]

[deactivated-872458276450]

You’re lying on the sofa under a blanket, lights dimmed, watching your favourite TV show. Your cat is laid across you, sleeping but purring quietly. All is calm. All is good.

[pinkuma-buccus]

but then out of the corner of your eye you spot him

shia labeouf

[hellenhighwater]

thats literally what im doing right now. where the fuck is he

[mens-rights-activia]

How to write an early 2000’s garage band song

[youindangergurl2]

😂😂

[qtmemegrl]

[qtmemegrl]

[wrathofthestag]

You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

[roboticonography]

My friend’s four-year-old put on a backyard puppet show for me, the sole audience member.

Halfway through the show, she asked me if I liked it, and I replied, “I can’t wait to see what happens next! I’m on the edge of my seat!”

Hearing this, she carefully put down her puppets, came over to where I was sitting, and explained, “You can use the whole seat. It’s more comfy.”

[lawfulgrunge-deactivated2019010]

[evolvedleo-deactivated20170414]

fucking incredible

[911official-deactivated20200526]

I like to rœck oöt

[zackisontumblr]

me on a first date

[wheatlev]

Horton hears somebody he used to know

[not-a-comedian]

do you ever regret drawing something

[darkermoonnow]

[90s90s90s]

[opheliaboobies]

#THIS SORCERY BLEW MY DAMN MIND WHEN I WAS LITTLE

[phaxes]

via weheartit

[silenthill]

when you disassociating like mad and trying to remind yourself ur inhabiting a body