god sent me as karma

"a depressed lesbian who should be feared." -spotify wrapped, 2020 💫 30-something 💫 she/her 💫 bi-demisexual witch 💫 exvangelical

[asoftiewithtea]

Tennesse whiskey

soo I remember I did this but just posted it on twitter. At the start i was really motivated but then just not(?) Im stressed with uni so it is what it is.

I was inspire also on a fic!!! It wasnt this exact scene, but they link the song used and GOD IT FIT THEM SO WELL???

The fic in question: https://archiveofourown.org/works/29296893

(After writing all this I realized u have tumblr @quackquackquirk , i hope i got it right x))

[quackquackquirk]

Holy shit omg I'm gonna cry???? this is LOVELY and I'm honored and humbled my fic inspired you!! thank you so much for making this and tagging me, I adore this!!

now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go watch this at least five more times lol

[love-too]

[charlesoberonn]

Absolutely.

[ifeelsoalpha]

[love-too]

Always thinking about them

[beemovieerotica]

PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.

Basic rundown:

They are all 3 sentences long

Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation

Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever

No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story

The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate

[zigzag-wanderer]

what fresh hell is this?

[vrluuvo]

EIGHT DAYS

[whimsigothicana]

when paris paloma said “all day every day therapist mother maid, nymph then a virgin, nurse then a servant, 24/7 baby machine so he can live out his pickett fence dreams, it’s not an act of love if you make her, you make me do TOO MUCH LABOUR” it awoke a primal feminine rage in me

[shitpostsupernova]

[assassin1513]

💜Stars Life 💜

[spurgie-cousin]

[violentdevotion]

someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

[lionfloss]

by Nick Green

[tastefullyoffensive]

[assassinationtipsforladies]

Fun fact: Dolly Parton is not blonde. All her blonde dos are wigs. When she goes out with her husband, because he doesn’t want to be in the public eye, she has her real hair and wears more typical middle aged southern lady outfits and people just…. Don’t recognise her. She just Clark Kents her way into maintaining a private life.

[spinja]

She’s the real life Hannah Montana

[miss-jayjayy]

Wasn’t she Hannah Montana’s aunt 😭?

[aphony-cree]

I have to add some details because their story is pretty cute

At 18 Dolly moved to Nashville. The very first day she was there she met a guy outside the Wishy Washy Laundromat. Her husband, Carl Dean, has said “My first thought was I’m gonna marry that girl. My second thought was, ‘Lord she’s good lookin.’" 

After 2 years of dating they wanted to get married but her record label said no because women are more profitable if they’re single. They eloped at a little church before the label could stop them and put off their honeymoon so Dolly could focus on work

In 1966 Carl accompanied her to a dinner/awards ceremony, it was his first time going to an industry event. After the dinner he said to his wife “Dolly, I want you to have everything you want, and I’m happy for you, but don’t you ever ask me to go to another one of them dang things again!’” And she never did

He lives a quiet life in Nashville and runs an asphalt business

For their 50th anniversary they renewed their vows at their home in front of family and friends, it was the wedding they’d wanted but couldn’t have when they first got married

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

GOALS

[mornington-the-crescent]

Bless Dolly.

[humanmessofaperson]

Oh good god it's gotten worse

Okay, so I just saw a tiktok saying "hey, ao3 is not tiktok. Do not censor words, especially in the tags." I stg people are losing brain cells. The tiktoker then proceeded to show an example of the tag they saw which was:

"s..cidal ideation"

I don't know who needs to, once again, hear this, but you are stopping the tagging system, and filtration system from working.

People censor words on platforms like tiktok to stop the algorithm from picking up their video and automatically taking it down or restricting it.

A tagging system works so that other people can easily filter the content they do and don't want to see. So if some had "suicidal ideation" in their filtered tags so that they won't see things containing that subject matter, by censoring the word suicidal, you have now stopped the tagging/filtration system from working and now the individual is going to see content that they had made sure to filter out.

Please stop censoring words and/or phrases. Especially in tags. You are literally stopping the system from working and doing its job. Ao3 (and Tumblr) is not tiktok. The tags are there for a reason. Don't censor them.

[necodrop-archive]

[silvertons]

FIRE ISLAND (2022) dir. Andrew Ahn You actually stole a boat for me? I actually stole a boat for you.

[urparty]

You log off this website for like 2 days and return to a mass gaslighting movement having spontaneously materialized into existence like athena from the head of zeus. cant ever leave you people unsupervised

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

[0ltreilmare]

More matchablossom 🤫