This Ol’ Chestnut Again

Qwen, fanning away as QuantumFizzx. Old enough to know better yet too old to care. My hobbies include writing... and not writing. I ship Steve Rogers with HAPPINESS. MASTERLIST

[caleod]

21-9-25

[labelladeju]

[cigardoesart]

DO YOU REMEMBER? THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER?

Gif I made for this same date last year, posting it here now!

[cigardoesart]

thank you guys for continuing to share this around on this special day!

[hawnks]

30+ year old women are the backbone of this website

[drbased]

reblog if you're literally 30+

[sacred-portal]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

One doughnut to rule them all.

[femtenn]

Found this in a plant catalog and couldn’t stop laughing

[ayeforscotland]

The ice cream boss can be seen in footage saying: "You're killing poor kids in Gaza and paying for it by cutting Medicaid for kids here."

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Huhn. I thought they were aligning themselves with Trump last I heard. Well, good on him.

[knightofburgers]

Info from Reddit:

To anyone considering supporting Ben Cohen: You need to be aware that Ben has sold Ben & Jerry’s to Unilever a long time ago. He is currently involved in lawsuits against them for ousting him and silencing the company’s progressive social mission. Supporting Ben & Jerry’s now is no different than supporting any other MAGA-aligned business. Ben Cohen is the good person here — not the company. Ben’s Best Blnz (B3) is a nonprofit cannabis brand launched by Ben Cohen (co-founder of Ben & Jerry’s) to fight racial injustice from the War on Drugs. 100% of profits go to: - 80% → grants for Black cannabis entrepreneurs - 10% → Vermont Racial Justice Alliance - 10% → Last Prisoner Project Support the cause or share the mission. Ben's Best Blnz (B3)

WSJ article about how Unilever forced B&J to continue to sell in settlements in the Israeli-occupied West Bank and prevented B&J from posting any criticism of Trump on his inauguration.

[hootenanie]

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

[mxtix]

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

[johnbrownfunclubofficial]

I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.

[saint-batrick]

"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.

[killj0y616]

[spacebetweenthespaces]

[quant-um-fizzx]

Today, selfishly, I am glad to be fat.

I am no longer the recipient of unwanted advances.

Of non-accidental touches.

Of limerence.

Love-bombs.

Slobbering faux friendships aimed squarely at the crux of my thighs.

Lust.

My thoughts, ideas, & efforts still dismissed due to vagina possession & weight stigma,

but not because I am too pretty to be serious.

There’s that.

Today, I’m fat to be selfishly glad.

I’m glad their masks melted to their skins.

Glad for intentions known.

Glad to be mad, indignant. Incompatible.

Glad I don’t fit and won’t.

Too big for breeding. My product is my own and I won’t be.

All mortal flesh may slink to carrion yet

I will carry on and not be calm.

Improper property. Imbittered imbiber of imbecile tears.

Today, I’m glad to be selfishly fat.

I’m selfish with my boundaries.

With my time.

With my body.

My choice.

[quant-um-fizzx]

Only Murders in the Building needs to tone down the cameos.

Except Paul Rudd.

Annual Killing of Paul Rudd is not something I knew I wanted.

Paul Rudd, the “They Killed Kenny” of the 2020s.

[quant-um-fizzx]

Agatha All Along speculation

Has anyone discussed the possibility that Agatha’s son, Nicholas Scratch, was actually the one who did whatever “magic above[Agatha’s] station” that Agatha was being punished for Salem?

Maybe Nicholas was closer to “born evil” that Agatha’s mom accused her of being? (I hate the idea of anyone saying that or thinking that of their child)

Maybe Nicholas did something that resulted in the Dark Hold manifesting in his place?

I just think Agatha was so dodgy with saying their magic “simply bent to my power” when she could be trying to save herself, she seems more intent on making sure they attack her. Well, maybe she knows she will be able to take their power if they blast her, but I think we are just supposed to think that.

There has to be something to Death having a rule not to kill Agatha, so Agatha has some sort of arrangement or leverage with Death, yet she doesn’t have enough leverage to resurrect Nicholas.

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

dere you go

[oursidae]

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

yAy

[post-and-out]

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

[fan-troll]

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

[goldpilot22]

Because I love you all.

[purple---skye]

reblogging cause i need to save this

[5bi5]

A note for those who have trouble measuring butter with a spoon as I do: one cup I am sixteen tablespoons. Butter/margarine bricks are usually a half a cup, so just cut one eighth of that amount 

[ironwoman359]

These are really good! And yes, for the love of god, if you have it use white sugar and brown sugar, add just a pinch of salt, and as many chocolate chips as you darn well please. Great with icecream, whipped cream on top, or a tall glass of milk (keep in mind you gotta eat it with a spoon, you can’t dip it in milk) 

Super college friendly (trust me)

[lee-not-garrison]

I made this and it’s super awesome! Bonus things you could add: butterscotch flavoring, cut up KitKats, torn apart Milkyways, and stolen ice cream!

[dying-by-fangirling-deactivated]

Ohhhh boy kiddos have at it!

[whump-mybeloved]

Reblogging so I remember to do this

[esoteric-stars]

Just made this but am out of chocolate chips so used hot chocolate powder a splash of milk and marshmallows. HEAVANLY

[thatonelonelydwaggy]

Reblog to save a life

[starkid256]

i will pray to you

[starkid256]

i burnt it

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay, ill reblog that!

[lemonsharks]

@taraljc i found it I found the sacred mug cookie recipe

[taraljc]

[thunderstruck9]

John Salt (British, 1937-2021), Black Ford in Field, 1972. Oil on canvas, 48 x 72 in.

[halcyonhue]

[cursmudgeon]

Looked up the artist and this is just all he did for decades. Unbelievably realistic paintings of broken down cars parked on roadsides. They're made by projecting photos onto the canvas and using an airbrush and stencils to carefully reproduce the image without any brushstrokes. Some of his paintings would take years to complete.

[cator99]

[scratchygoddess]