aster, the mouse reborn

25 | it/its she\her | back with a vengeance | squeak

[quantumousespresso]

squeak

it's me, it's a new blog, used to be asterthot, but this is a better blog title and it was time for a fresh start

[gandalfsbignaturals]

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

[gandalfsbignaturals]

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

[gandalfsbignaturals]

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

[gandalfsbignaturals]

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

[gandalfsbignaturals]

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

[lykksalighet]

send cock its urgent

[chromaticabrasions]

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

[chromaticabrasions]

oh thank god…

[meanbuddhist]

well well well if it isn’t the obvious truth which i have been running away from as fast as i possibly can all this time

[aaashelley]

to whom it may concern: that sword of damocles hangs

[jessiewithaj]

getting hit with a kpop demon hunters mcdonald's commercial like a flashbang on dust_2

[butchboromir]

this is probably one of the best pieces of commentary that's been made on a mountain goats song

[soup-mother]

Ngl if I had a plasma pistol I'd be forgetting to charge it all the time and letting it overheat and shit. Yeah just leave it on the dashboard in a hot car on a 40° day fuck it. What could go wrong?

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[revelware]

Out of my way gayboy I'm about to get it

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[puppymouf-deactivated20260111]

"reblog if mutuals can dm you!" my mutuals could kidnap me and i'd be like yay! yayayay yippee woo yeah!!

[fruitietartttpocketpixie]

If you need to pull up my skirt and use my holes really quick while we’re hanging out that’s okay, that’s what friends are for