aster, the mouse reborn

25 | it/its she\her | back with a vengeance | squeak

[quantumousespresso]

squeak

it's me, it's a new blog, used to be asterthot, but this is a better blog title and it was time for a fresh start

[echosofthesidhe]

I'm gonna put this out on your tongue and you're gonna thank me

[passion-of-l0vers]

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

[passion-of-l0vers]

oh thank god…

[meanbuddhist]

well well well if it isn’t the obvious truth which i have been running away from as fast as i possibly can all this time

[aaashelley]

to whom it may concern: that sword of damocles hangs

[jessiewithaj]

getting hit with a kpop demon hunters mcdonald's commercial like a flashbang on dust_2

[butchboromir]

this is probably one of the best pieces of commentary that's been made on a mountain goats song

[soup-mother]

Ngl if I had a plasma pistol I'd be forgetting to charge it all the time and letting it overheat and shit. Yeah just leave it on the dashboard in a hot car on a 40° day fuck it. What could go wrong?

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[revelware]

Out of my way gayboy I'm about to get it

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[puppymouf-deactivated20260111]

"reblog if mutuals can dm you!" my mutuals could kidnap me and i'd be like yay! yayayay yippee woo yeah!!

[fruitietartttpocketpixie]

If you need to pull up my skirt and use my holes really quick while we’re hanging out that’s okay, that’s what friends are for

[sapphling]

do not activate your stand while you are inside of me.

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

New ask game tell me how you would kill me personally

[ntrider]

she's so beautiful I need to die in an accident

[corpse-toy]

Hello This Is The Office Of The Specialist You Were Referred To. We Have Decided To Never Call You To Schedule An Appointment Because You Are Evil And We Do Not Accept Evil Patients

[crescentalice]

alchoholic femcels in your area