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@theartofmadeline
occasionally subtle
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap

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Three Goblin Art
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
will byers stan first human second
DEAR READER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

JVL

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Not today Justin

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@quarkstew
god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies
happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!
though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!
thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!
Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL
does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?
i can't post pictures in replies so here u go
i recently saw a tiktok where a woman asked "girlies: what are some things you do to be more whimsical? I love knowing cute little habbits"
and i've never loved a comment section more. some of my faves:
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I talk to basically everything as if it's a person. I greet passing crows as my "cousins." I respond conversationally to my cats. I yell "same to you!" when inanimate objects make loud noises. I say good morning to plants. I thank my phone when an alarm goes off. When objects don't act the way I want them to I explain what I need them to do, or tell them they're being rude. I tell my car when we're stopping for gas.
I reassure credit card readers who are struggling that I know they are doing their best. Bless you, you funky lil machine, I'm sorry my dad is part of the reason people hate you. :(
I'll be stealing that one and that one and that one, thank you very much!
I’ll be stealing that
one and that one and that one,
thank you very much!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser
World Heritage Post
[oc]Washing machine..
Ran over him 🤗🩵
mud
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a magic potion isopod
Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)
pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears
OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM
things that happen when you make eye contact with an autistic person:
- their lazers activate
- the killer gets you
- the enderman instinct
- they turn into a flock of ravens and disperse
- you catch the autism
- deletes your save files
- enter a pokemon battle
- eyes fall off
-I bite yo face off
- I noclip into the ground to avoid eye contact
-I take your face like a fairy and assume your identity
- you are reduced to data
String identified: tgtataactacttaattctaactattgttatcttttacaacatctattataattaTATtaccttgtactacttaacaaaattactata
Closest match: Hypercompe scribonia genome assembly, chromosome: 28 Common name: Giant Leopard Moth
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Drew the moth as a member of one of my fantasy races! He will probably become a background character in one of my stories <3
Now that Hytale is here, I'm reminiscing about these shark-inspired mob design ideas I sketched out five years ago.
An attempt to diversify our idea of sharks in games, moving beyond the old stereotypes of aggressive mobs without depth! 🦈✨
look what i cooked (literally)
sweet as a 1/4th cup of sugar Some extras below the cut!