Just Happy To Be Here

24 They/Them Pronouns/Just trying to live my best life.

[ayyeitsjerome-deactivated201104]

Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[squidspawn]

@sancta-silje​

[annushorribilis]

[dyscomancer]

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

[dyscomancer]

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

[dyscomancer]

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

[dyscomancer]

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

[dyscomancer]

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

[nevver]

Money to burn, Alex Schaefer

[perpetualcollapse]

Good time to reblog these nuggets from the last crisis.

[thebootydiaries]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

[slothgangang]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

[boomstab-papa]

[the-irreverend]

As well as depicting a wholesome relationship with a canine and a rabbit, of course.

[aureliegomez]

Bringing back this old shitpost from the dead.

[vld-space-bbys]

How Romelle actually discovered Lotor’s secret (VLD+B99)

[now on YouTube]

(reblogs>likes)

[lauvtre]

[zagreus]

do i even want to know

[zagreus]

WHAT

[plush-anon]

so apparently there’s been an update to this saga:

[coelapso]

spoilers out of context

[prettynerdieworks]

Trevor Belmont: Cat Defender Extraordinaire

[spacebetweenreylo]

IN CONCLUSION

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[les-etoilles]

[furrama]

[ghost-coven-deactivated20240127]

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

[sleepy-bookworm]

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

[frederick-the-great]

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

[pipistrellus]

Theyre so. Honest

[somethinglikeinterests-deactiva]

idc what anyone says, that was a megalodon

[elodiegk]

As a person from australia that dude always has the best reactions to things. like always. I’m pretty sure it’s the only reason he was hired.

[k9effect]

You non-Aussies are missing out on quality television

[necrofuturism]

This clip got them a cameo in Sharknado 5 lmao

[noxarcanaart]

“Thank you, Jester.”

💜💙don’t mind me over here being emotional about Essek and Jester’s unlikely friendship💙💜

[ashleybow-art]

We’re all waiting for Jester to Parent Trap her parents. It’s only a matter of time. In the meantime I’ve made a movie poster based on one of the Lindsay Lohan Parent Trap movie posters.