Alxamei Niji

Amy or Alxamei; Demisexual Cis Female; she/her/hers; Aries; Proud Critter; Alxamei #46771 on Flight Rising

[kaijuno]

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

[kaijuno]

God forbid women do anything

[kaijuno]

Where do u think I got the afterburner lol

[theconcealedweapon]

[clevercorvidae]

can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week

[clevercorvidae]

if anyone is wondering how this happened:

we told her not to go in hog territory at night

she went anyway cause she wanted to find an abandoned mine

she did not find an abandoned mine she found hogs because she went in hog territory at night

[clevercorvidae]

its what she likes to do

[capytalism]

[fuchsiamae]

VITAL context: the original tomb raider game used a 3rd person camera from behind the player character, so this model of lara was intended to be seen from the back:

they conserved polygons in the front so they could precisely sculpt the ass.

[poutine-supreme]

God bless our troops

[random-brushstrokes]

William P. Welsh - Burlesque Queen (1941)

[clevermanka]

Thank you @howdidyouallgetinmyroom for these glorious tags because "nowadays we can't do photos without shaving bits off of people but this painter in 1941 painted ALL of this lady by hand stroke by stroke every glorious bit and i'm so overjoyed" FUCK YES

[poetry-protest-pornography]

This is the best one

[ruffboi-mags]

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

[elephino-but-i-need-a-name]

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

[anonpolls]

How do you pronounce “Mr.”?

murr

meer

marr

mare

more

other…?

Voting ended onApr 25, 2025

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

This post is getting notes again so I see we’re all handling the cost of living crisis well 🙃

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

[montereybayaquarium]

Get ready to meet Opal! 🦦✨

After a month of training behind-the-scenes, our newest sea otter, Opal, makes her official debut on exhibit this week! Opal’s sparkly personality quickly shined through during her training. The team was impressed by her confidence and how quickly Opal bonded with her new raftmates Ivy, Ruby, and Selka. Our precious gems, Opal and Ruby, are especially close! ⤵️

"It has been an absolute joy working with Opal, getting to know her personality, and watching her learn so quickly,” shared Courtney Ribeiro-French, aquarium senior mammalogist. “Introducing her to new toys and enrichment items and seeing how inquisitive and playful she is with them has been one of the best parts of my day."

To help Opal adjust to the exhibit and get used to seeing our guests, live sea otter feedings have been canceled Tuesday, April 29, and Wednesday, April 30. The upper mezzanine level of the sea otter exhibit will be closed, but guests are welcome to observe the exhibit from the windows on the ground floor. We expect that Opal will be moving in and out of the exhibit area for a while as she gets used to her new home, so she will not be visible all the time.

If you can’t make it to Monterey Bay to meet Opal right away, you may be lucky enough to catch a glimpse of her on our Sea Otter Cam. The live broadcast from the exhibit will be paused intermittently so we can check in with Opal and make sure she stays comfortable in her new surroundings. 

Thank you for your patience and understanding as we welcome Opal to her new home! 💙

[shencomix]

[ikimaru]

I came across this text message and wanted to base a little comic around it 😭

[pancakeke]

"cozy game" maybe for YOU. I have spreadsheets

[tjalexandernyc]

if you're subscribed to Microsoft word, you probably received an email recently saying they're upping their prices. Like, a lot. ($9.99/month instead of $6.99)

guess what though? you can log into your account, click Cancel Subscription, and get the option to continue your subscription at the same price WITHOUT their bullshit AI.

That's right, the new, higher price is actually a different subscription that includes AI that everyone is being opted into by force! What a cool and fun product that clearly everyone wants.

you can also choose to buy Word 2024 without AI for a single lump sum that will be yours in perpetuity, with no updates, for one computer.

Check your subscription if you need Word for work! Don't get duped into paying for something you might not even want

[caffeinewitchcraft]

I saw the AI, blacked out, and found I’d started writing my newest story longhand by candlelight about a fortnight later

But the above makes more sense so I’ll extinguish my lumination and do that instead

[tastefullyoffensive]

[shencomix]

[everythingfox]

Head scratches will be an additional dollar