𝔐𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔲𝔰 𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔶 𝔔𝔲𝔢𝔢𝔫

I MAKE FF TEXT POSTS A LOT. 𝓘'𝓿𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓵 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔁. 𝓒𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓸𝓭: 𝓲𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝔂 𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓖𝓲𝓵 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓾𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓹 𝓸𝓷 𝓶𝓮.

[amaraqwolf]

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

[amaraqwolf]

Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:

eat breakfast

go to bed

get out of bed

take a shower

write

practice

watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it

retain shreds of sanity

I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.

[queenbitchmateus]

Expand my fantasy world a paragraph at a time. Actually plan out more XIV lore for my catboi. Got the family tree tonight. Lots of things.

[umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021]

This explains a lot about my lack of asking for help when I clearly need it

[mctreeleth]

Don't forget the fact that asking for help carries the risk of someone expressing mild disappointment in your inabilities, which will cause you to shut down for 5 to 7 working days.

[otherwindow]

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

i’m the opposite of ‘i liked it before it became popular’ i only discover new things to like once they’re not popular anymore

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

me: so i’m starting to get into this new thing

the new thing: a 10 years old videogame or st like that

[queenbitchmateus]

Did you mean: the world ends with you.

[queenbitchmateus]

Ok since I’m on some Fray brain rot right now I might as well share my thoughts on our feral hyur since I hit 80 recently. You’re welcome to reboot and share some thoughts.

Some spoilers I think.

Fray was a dumbass let’s get that one outta the way.

A dumbass who’s sense of justice overridded their self preservation or dare I say they might still be living. I don’t think Fray had any intention of leaving Ishgard they were pretty intent on their TK (temple knight) warpath to me. It’s said early on and throughout that to be a DRK is to be a dead man walking. Not that bullshit with the Braves where you’re chased out then immediately sent back into Ul’dah for some HW quests and it feels like there’s no threat level.

Not the case in DRK.

You Sidurgu and Rielle are hounded by TK’s at practically every quest 60+. So clearly the threat level is very high but what does Sidurgu do?

Stay in Ishgard where there’s a manhunt for Rielle. He even acts surprised when they find you. Like gee I wonder why Sidurgu?

But this is about Fray. I’m also super salty the one NPC I hyperfixated on was one that was shrouded in such mystery Urianger is quaking.

So in conclusion (I can’t say much else or that’s heavy spoilers) this hyur is feral, shrouded in mystery, and a bloodthirsty dumbass. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.

[callmebliss]

[teal-deer]

The Mandalorian and Ghost of Tsushima

Which is really just Lone Wolf and Cub, so, yeah

[deckerbunny]

Good Eats and Yakuza: Like a Dragon and I am totally here for it.

[elpiething]

Bob’s Burgers and Hades...

erm.

[toast-ranger-to-a-stranger]

Hannibal Minecraft.

[theprincessoffrost]

Umbrella Academy and witcher 3 the wild hunt. Uhm... I guess?

[callmebliss]

I almost just coffee’d all over my dress 🤣

[kipplekipple]

Spelunky'd It!

[cipheramnesia]

The Witcher Provides Leverage

[vaspider]

Paranormal Home Inspectors and Pokemon Go.

“I mean, it IS a ghost, but... lemme get a pokeball, it’s just a Ghastly.”

[mariesbookblog]

Say Yes To The Dress: Pokemon Go Edition

[agardenandlibrary]

Assassin’s Creed: Fruits Basket 

.......

[twelvemonkeyswere]

Mad Men and Dark Souls III. Mad Dark Men's Souls? Mad Souls, Dark Men?

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

Mock the Week and You Are Hope

I have no idea how to process that

[hairenya]

Forensic Files Animal Crossing

Isabelle fucking snapped

[lyumia]

You fool, her and doom guy are forensic partners jk lol

Mine would be uh... The Last Avatar and Persona

[queenbitchmateus]

Evil Genius: the true story of America’s most diabolical bank heist and Final fantasy XIV.

So essentially just another day in Ul’dah.

[queenbitchmateus]

I’m lvl 80 and I feel more restless and have more questions then I did at lvl 50. This feral hyur consumed my life.

[expelumos]

am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me

[sapphroses]

my gender is picking “woman” on a form but feeling kinda weird about it

[dark-soul9]

bro shutup im making up scenarios in my head that will never happen

[princesscas]

Alright listen up fellow late 90′s and early 2000′s kids. Grew up with flash/shockwave browser games? 

Well Adobe is retiring flash in 2020 (rip) and this dude BlueMaxima has created a project to save online flash/shock/java/etc games and animation though a launcher software. HERE

There’s literally thousands of games that have been found and saved.

The internet is truly beautiful at times. 

[rememberthis2000]

A REMINDER AND A GODSEND

[lmaonade]

girl you look like you drop common loot when defeated

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

“ur overthinking this” bro I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available

[neiljostensucks]

gay ppl be like yea these are my comfort characters *literal ray of sunshine*, *murderer*, *war criminal*, *six feet under*

[antique-scarecrow]

need for joy & comfort

revenge/self-protection fantasy

exploration of personal trauma

grief processing

[spaceeballs]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[k-uwaiti-deactivated20210813]

don’t ask me “wyd” u know i’m at home deteriorating

[demilypyro]

Visit Original Link

[demilypyro]

[ao3commentoftheday]

forget writer’s block. let’s talk about reader’s block. you’re sitting there scrolling through your marked for later, scrolling through your favourite tags, scrolling through your bookmarks, scrolling through your favourite authors’ profiles and no matter what you do you can’t find anything you want to read

even though you are surrounded by things you would love if you could only frickin’ start