[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[lelouch]

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[violet-lavender-fem]

i 🩵 abortion

i 🩵 divorce

i 🩵 homosexual behaviors

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[galetops]

it’s crazy how steaming mad your fellow homosexual will become when you tell them you don’t believe in astrology. like i thought we all agreed it’s impolite to bring up spiritual beliefs in light conversation with acquaintances and then get upset when they don’t share said beliefs

[l3thalp3tal]

[fairycosmos]

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing

[swarnpert]

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

[flower-seeks-the-moon]

my favorite ao3 writers be like this

[dogpuppy]

[zmpl]

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

[germaerobics]

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, passing a car covered in horny thirst-trap anime girl stickers: while I personally find this to be cringe, given the national push for censorship, I must concede that this is technically Praxis.

[oneheadtoanother]

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe