Shane “do it scared, but do it” Hollander. We forget to put respect on his name. Shane applying an achievement mentally to everything he does. Shane saying, fine, I’ll fucking do it:
Go to Tampa, get his man ✅
Show his man that he cares ✅
Get man to his luxury wilderness getaway, ply him with burgers and beer and kicking around a soccer ball and video games and honestly and tenderness and solitude ✅
Make plan to keep man forever, AND preserve their fucking lives and careers ✅
Look at parents and says “no actually he fucks me good and I love him, no more lies, and also we’re all gonna be a family now I’m done with compartmentalizing” ✅
Win another fucking Stanley cup using latent adrenaline and serotonin from landing hottest baddie in the NHL ✅
Propose marriage like a boss: candles, ring, forgot second ring but who cares, carpet frottage, sincerity ✅
“I choose him. Come on, Ilya.” ✅✅✅✅✅✅






















