baby, i'm bad news.

the panfandom dumpster of a 20-something lesbian who projects way too hard on buff video game dudes that get to kiss girls. mostly battleborn, borderlands, dragon age, JJBA, the raven cycle, and telltale games, but my bad taste is vast & varied. steam id: miskatonics (ya might see me as wine mom on PC pvp. hi!) icon by commodorepompadour gif by pendlespromise

[gxrlfxg]

these are four battleborn - inspired playlists i made! since the seperate posts for each album are queued for today I thought I’d go ahead and post the album art :> you can listen to them on my playmoss.

[dead-haven]

Regards, En Garde.

[0rendi]

Tips for surviving Oscar Mike vs. the Battle School

Bring a survival loadout. This OPs mission has less shards and dishes out alot of damage. Get a loadout that will help you survive (especially since some bonus points challenges require you to stay alive!). If you want to run a legendary, you might want to include a shard generator in your gear set. 

Consider bringing a Support character. Have someone on the team go support. Stick nearby them, and keep each other alive. 

Share spawn pads. The teleport pads will spawn you onto different sides of each arena, but sticking together is always the safer bet. Use the same pad as your teammates to spawn in beside each other.

Don’t hang out in the middle of the arena. Enemies will attack you from all sides if you spend too much time lingering in the middle of the arena. Stick to the perimeter, and stay with your teammates.

Resist the temptation to destroy all the shard barrels. Shard barrels deal damage to enemies, use them strategically.

Move like a shark. It is a timeless truth of games, circling your enemies will make you harder to hit. This also helps when reviving a teammate. 

[queenmike-blog1]

consider:

[queenmike-blog1]

 .queenmike:

beatrix/shayne/orendi teen mall goth squad 

#they all own pet rats and convince mike to buy them cigarettes #and by convince i mean intimidate

this somehow has 80 notes and you all forgot the best part

[charbax]

I’m headed straight for the castle They’ve got the kingdom locked up And there’s an old man sitting on the throne that’s saying I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut

[beatrix-lucavi]

Some Games: here is your one gay. your single dosage of gays. don’t use it all at once now!!

This Game: …. yeah so, everyone on this one planet is either gay or trans or both

[pendlespromise]

The gang’s all here.

[queenmike-blog1]

did anyone else notice the gearbox forum’s canon(???) mellka account get really gay in the comments on the last battleplan

because i noticed her being really gay on the last battleplan

[commodorepompadour]

Oscar Mike- BEST GIRL.

(I’ve been wanting to draw him in that tutu for way too long.)

[mirrordemonnema]

The sixth BattlebornxMonster Hunter crossover hero is ISIC, this time decked out in Shogun Ceanataur parts as requested by @warbossfawncent. I like to imagine that the skull opens up when he’s using his ult and closes when in standard mode.

Bringing the pain with some nasty, sickle-like forearms, the Shogun Ceanataur is a surprisingly mobile hermit crab that wears the skulls of other monsters in place of a shell.

[0rendi]

Friendly Reminder : The ‘Bots Battle’ queue is available in the Versus Public options. This means you can roll with a team of 4 other players against the AI and have it count towards your lore challenges and title unlocks. This only runs for this week, so get on it!

[0rendi]

Do you know how long the bot battle will last? Like, until what date? is it until next saturday or is it a weekend thing?

@lilydafox I believe it runs until next week’s winter update on 1/19, when Bots Battle will leave and be replaced by Chaos Rumble.

[0rendi]

[queenmike-blog1]

ghalt needs the pull-on boots back because in game his laced boots are always untied and i worry about him

[insertdisc5]

Magnus, what makes a good hero?

[queenmike-blog1]

getting wrecked by an enemy deande like

[queenmike-blog1]

anyway if i ship beatrix at all it’s just her and shayne having a dumb gay twilight saga experience

just, without all the emotional abuse and creepy pregnancy and pro-life propoganda

and with a lot more puns and hellraising 

so not like twilight at all, just Generic YA Novel Vampire Romance  

[queenmike-blog1]

my genuine feelings on the issue are a lot more intense and fixate around how the sexualization of teenage girls' bodies are already normalized by the rotten garbage can of porn culture our society is in, how "teen" is one of the most searched porn categories by adult men, how assholes have been making loli jokes about beatrix from day one, how i don't want battleborn to become a haven to creeps the way bl2 was with ~loli waifu~ gaige fans, but i'm fuckin exhausted and no one will listen to me anyway so the least people can do is quarantine it in a tag where my traumatized ass doesn't have to look at it.

[queenmike-blog1]

hey if you're reading this, can you guys be cool for 2 seconds and keep the "you're ableist if [reasonable CSA trigger] makes you uncomfortable uwu" posts to untagged vagueblogs like an adult.

i can't control what people ship or how they view the issue, but i can ask people to be self-aware and sensitive enough to realize that this beatrix stuff deals with shit that can be really upsetting. there are loads of minors in the fanbase and a depressing amount of CSA victims in the world, so please consider that before you make a post antagonizing people for asserting realistic boundaries. a person's reasons for discomfort at this kind of thing are private and you're not entitled to an explanation. just be respectful and tag your stuff so people can block it or unfollow accordingly. #adult beatrix would work fine.

this junk is ruining the main tags during what should be an exciting time for BBorn and honestly making people miserable.