Do no harm but take no shit.

Kelly. 22. CT.

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Bus L I F E

© One Wild Ride

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Blossoming pink trees on the mountainous landscape of Nanjian Yi Autonomous County in southwest China.

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Jess Franks on Instagram

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Most Iconic Moments in Reality TV History

1) Tyra Banks Yells at Tiffany (America’s Next Top Model)

2) Teresa Giudice Flips a Table (Real Housewives of New Jersey)

3) Pumpkin Spits on New York (Flavor of Love

4) Paris Hilton Asks What Walmart is (The Simple Life)

5) The God Warrior (Trading Spouses)

6) Wendy Dickey Dresses Her Daughter as a Prostitute (Toddlers and Tiaras)

7) Jessica Simpson asks if Tuna is Chicken (Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica)

8) Alexis Neiers Calls Nancy Jo (Pretty Wild)

9) Justin Timberlake Cries and Calls His Mom (Punk’d)

10) Vanilla Ice Flips Out on Ron Jeremy (The Surreal Life)

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[jturn]

I literally shit myself hollow when she made this stunning first kill of the series

[weavemama]

BY A WHAT

[artistil]

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

[1petulantpanda]

Give it a dime, apparently.

[1petulantpanda]

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

[momma-crow]

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

It’s laying eggs in you.

[prokopetz]

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

[moonsofavalon]

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

[geekandmisandry]

Listen, he just wants his lover to bite him like she’s a common ant, give the guy a break.

[evilspice]

my new hot sentence prefix is “not to sound cosmic but…”

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[violentposer-deactivated2017101]

the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

[cbassquotes]

Very young children are not afraid to express what they feel. They are so loving that if they perceive love, they melt into love. They are not afraid to love at all. That is the description of a normal human being. As children we are not afraid of the future or ashamed of the past. Our normal human tendency is to enjoy life, to play, to explore, to be happy, and to love.

Don Miguel Ruiz , The Four Agreements  (via cbassquotes)

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me, living my life: chaotic stupid

[imsoshive]

When you just finished dicking her down and now you in her pantry looking at all of her son’s snacks you about to eat

[afloweroutofstone]

This meme is far too powerful, and should be locked away in a vault where civilians are unable to access it

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Me