A Place for Things

Lol didn’t think I’d be back here

[rvllybllply2014]

The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.

[rrat-king]

to whoever said that murph would start rolling good now that his character has glasses pls come up and collect ur reward

[luulapants]

people looooove to act like the ocean is so special and sexy. "ohhh it's so wide open you can see seven miles to the horizon!" yeah illinois is like that too. "you can see the curve of the earth!!" i've seen it over harvested cornfields in illinois. "but there's waves on the ocean!" corn has waves too. there's even eldrich creatures as yet unidentified by biologists living in the corn. you're not special, ocean. you're not special.

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

evan kelmp core

[queenofbelgium]

Hey, sorry, I’ve eaten your boyfriend, yeah the one that was in the icebox, I know you were saving him for breakfast but he was just so delicious, so sweet, so cold

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that during the looting of the Chinese imperial palace at the end of the 2nd Opium War, the British soldiers took a Pekingese dog to gift to Queen Victoria. She named it “Looty” (x)

[owls-n-elderberries]

Bank Vole (Clethrionomys glareolus) by phil winter on Flickr.

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Each berry is very large to her….

[fade-steppin]

digging in my trash

[sleepy-bebby]

[n0nametoday]

I only accept the eggplant based measurement system of animals 

[jeejyboard]

god please can someone help me find the gif of the white $20-banana looking-lady from like, an 80s show it looks like, she’s stumbling around in a downtown area looking disoriented and keeps seeing gay signs like “LEBANESE” and “CURRY PUFFS” please i need it

[vintar]

a legendary bit lmao

[operationslipperypuppet]

there is still nothing better than the fact that jawbone regularly texts gilear (his boss) about how much he loves and cares about him and fig and sandralynn. just absolutely iconic

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

https://www.indiewire.com/2022/03/grimes-wanted-to-direct-dune-1234707150/

Grimes Wanted to Direct ‘Dune,’ Says She Was Fired as ‘Influencer’ for the Film

The singer said she was removed from the project because “there are things that are deeply not woke in the ‘Dune’ universe.”

She’s so fucking stupid I love her so much

[la-laborista-republiko]

[bottom4lana]

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

This scene represents every straight-gay interaction ever

[bubleboobo]

true voltron fanservice would be just having some filler episodes… with the paladins interacting… and showing their bonds together as a team… maybe a few funny scenes….that’s all we want

[sesamestreet]

Friendship Week continues! Reblog this and Elmo will point to your name, so you can tell the world that Elmo loves you!

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

this is the only good corporate tumblr post ever. i love you too elmo.

[baekphia]

“british sense of humor” isnt a thing yall just arent funny lmfaooooo

[dolcefloss-deactivated20160531]

Lol Americans

[desenviespures]

Americans have literally no banter

[baekphia]

why did u colonize 90% of the world

[desenviespures]

lol idk Just seemed less barbaric than slaughtering millions of native americans, robbing their land, claiming it as my own and buying human beings from across the Atlantic to build my country :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)))))))))))))

[baekphia]

idk how to tell u this but…..ur people did that

[kingjaffejoffer]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

yikes

[arthoerina]

that puppy ain’t do shit to NOBODY take him off of this