Long Live The Queen

[pissvortex]

imagine waking up in the middle of the night to a large hairless gorilla making kissy noises and rubbing your stomach. that’s what your cat has to deal with every day

[warchiefwindrunner]

DO WEREWOLVES HAVE TOE BEANS

[stopaskingformykik]

of course they have toe beans what else do you suck on

[warchiefwindrunner]

if there is a god, mine is surely a trickster, giving me the miracle of sight and of comprehension only for me to be cursed to use it on what you just said

[unclefather]

old people: I need to buy this wallet that protects my credit cards from lasers that steal my identity!

also old people: I’m going to download this virus disguised as a search bar

[neontologist-deactivated2020100]

broooo i was kidding when i asked you to move to a rural italian village with me and start a new life lmao. deadass bro. unless…

[thegleamoftheknife]

[trashboat]

that’s the motherfucker that won’t let me die

[valtsv]

oh you think love isnt real huh? you think its "just chemicals in your brain" and "a social construct", huh??? then explain THIS

[geniusoflove]

me trying to sound employable: i love effort.... and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad

[blueray-jay]

[foulserpent]

there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free

[localtiktoks]

[grant-j]

I will always love this.

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[spiroandthelacktones]

mike’s hard look at yourself

[square-thoughts]

Mike’s hard constructive criticism

[kaijuno]

Mikes hard cock

[lesbx]

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

[fistfullofsoul]

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[michaelnothing]

I want this on my tombstone.

[lopmon]

[needthisbook]

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

[g-jackson]

this literally makes me so happy