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ooc: i think this is Hera’s kitchen
Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”
And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.
People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food
I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks
Purple ones:
And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:
Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.
This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:
He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.
They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.
OP Tell them I love them!
Are they good guard birds?
That depends on your definition of ‘guard.’
They won’t defend other birds from predators like raccoons or weasels or coyotes or anything. They’re just as likely to get eaten in those cases.
However, they will harass snakes and other small, novel animals like mice, rabbits, wild birds, etc if they can get away with it. They will also yell at anything they disapprove of including but not limited to:
Your car
Neighbors
that one leaf that moved in the wind
the wind
deer in the woods
a hawk overhead
an airplane that might be a hawk overhead
each other
a noise they heard
a noise they thought they heard
sparrows
seriously, fuck sparrows specifically, they are DISALLOWED, completely intolerable, must chase off, shake train, and/or yell about it
that one kiwi fruit that was up to no good
the feather that fell off their own body and scared them
thunder (how dare the sky yell at them)
the sun arriving
the sun departing
sometimes predators I guess
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1 - ForeheadThe Nightmare King smirked before leaning down to kiss the Goddess upon the forehead. “I have missed you my pet” he said with a longing purr.
29 - Somewhere ticklishFey wrapped her arms around Hera, pulling her close. Planting many kissing up her neck, trying get all of her ticklish stops. “Hera!” she said between kisses.
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Hera looked at him, “Oh?” She asked questionably, “And just how do you plan that we catch up?” She too had a sly grin on her face.
Hera giggled a little more. “Oh I can’t do that here, out in the open, that would be so very improper…”
A wicked snicker escaped the Boogieman’s grey lips. “Well, I can think of a few things” he said with a soft purr. “But they everything I can think of requires a private room” the King snickered.
Fey let out a small chuckle. Giving her neck a final kiss before speaking again. Letting out a fake gasp, she tried to hold back her laughter. “What a shocking imagination ya have love” she said, pretending to be shocked.
Hera smirked a bit. “Well, I am sure you have a few of those around here.” She replied, watching him. “I would love to see what you have come up with.”
Hera laughed, watching Fey. “Oh really now, are you that shocked, my darling?” She asked, pouting a little bit as she spoke. “Honestly I thought you knew me better.”
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1 - ForeheadThe Nightmare King smirked before leaning down to kiss the Goddess upon the forehead. “I have missed you my pet” he said with a longing purr.
29 - Somewhere ticklishFey wrapped her arms around Hera, pulling her close. Planting many kissing up her neck, trying get all of her ticklish stops. “Hera!” she said between kisses.
Hera smiled up at him “I missed you too, I’m sorry I have been gone so long, I got very busy.” She wrapped her arms around him and held him for several minutes, not wanting to let go. “Have you been terribly bad while I’ve been gone?”
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Hera was giggling a little. “Hello, my darling red head.” She held her for a while. “If you’re trying to tickle me, you’re missing the mark.”
The Nightmare King gently took her hand and placed a kiss upon it. “Perhaps that just means we have a great deal to catch up on” the Boogieman said with a sly grin.
“Well show me where” the mischievous spirit said with a small giggle. Continuing to kiss and nuzzle her neck.
Hera looked at him, “Oh?” She asked questionably, “And just how do you plan that we catch up?” She too had a sly grin on her face.
Hera giggled a little more. “Oh I can’t do that here, out in the open, that would be so very improper...”
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Dear friends of Tumblr,
Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.
If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.
everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers
I’ll reblog it.
m8 i talk to my internet friends every night
boi yesss
I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD
@mysticcherryblossomuniverse @chicatheheroine @pocketundertale @gothic-skeleton and many much more many people <3
@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend
@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals
damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD
I’m not a pedo i would love to meet all my internet friends!! And my parents are the same
I would truthfully and honestly LOVE to meet my internet friends! Though,I can be clingy…
I’m a shit ton more quiet in real life though. And a lot more emo. So…
Lmao I Wouk Ove to meet you guys
@crankityler @crankyplier @azulethan I want to meet you guys s o b a d. You guys are amazing! 😍😍😍
IM A CUDDLY BEAN OF MIDGET HEIGHT LOVE ME @draco-the-kitsune @da-moonmoon @ekhoecho @xxacantheaxx @la-sid @devils-in-disguise-music-stuff @angelchronicals @vynl-from-the-void
I ain’t a preditor…and my friends are always online
I’m not a preditor and I have MOSTLY online friends (/relationships)..
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@northeast-artist98. Longest and greatest friend I’ve ever had, not just on the internet either. :)
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Of course I’m rebloging this!❤️❤️
I am not a pedophile/predator!!
@jet-black-hair bc one day I’m going to hug the holy hell out of you dear
if this aint the fUCKING TRUTH
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You all have helped me through some of the hardest things in my life! And I feel like I’d get along so well with you, @mtttme ! I wanna meet you all in real life!
I am NOT an internet predator, just a person who posts things to the internet sometimes and talks to people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’d love to meet you in real life too 😩❤️
My best friends are on here. I’m just a trashy blog so…
I literally talk to my internet friends more than my friends from school
I talk to my internet friends about more important shit than with my friends from school OF FUCKING COURSE I WANNA MEET THEM @sleekeazyz i’m talking to you
lol @writing-sloth don’t worry, i’m not a predator! you’re way more genuine than friends i see everyday and i’d love to meet you :) WE’VE BEEN CURSED TO LIVE LIVES MILES AND MILES APART
I have so many friends on the internet! @evil-regal-vampiress @marril96 @miishamiigos @askjodyaboutit the list just goes on! I’m not a pedo! I swear!
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@sea-anon starting to talk to you was literally the best idea I ever had!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@chaoticga-y @chaotic-little-shit @ihalfandhalfbastardi @imidori-ya @ourravenmaster @neeepnooop @dementedzombieo-o and many more!! (those were just off the top of my head,,,) yall are great!!
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↦ queen of the heavens and goddess of marriage, women and birth. She is the wife of Zeus and daughter of Cronus and Rhea. She was usually depicted as a regal woman, wearing a crown and veil and holding a lotus-tipped staff. Although she was the goddess of marriage, Zeus’s many affairs drive her to jealousy and anger. Her sacred animals are the heifer, the peacock and the cuckoo
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Send ‘➳♥’ and I’ll generate a number 1-34 for where my muse will kiss yours
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1 - ForeheadThe Nightmare King smirked before leaning down to kiss the Goddess upon the forehead. “I have missed you my pet” he said with a longing purr.
29 - Somewhere ticklishFey wrapped her arms around Hera, pulling her close. Planting many kissing up her neck, trying get all of her ticklish stops. “Hera!” she said between kisses.
Hera smiled up at him “I missed you too, I’m sorry I have been gone so long, I got very busy.” She wrapped her arms around him and held him for several minutes, not wanting to let go. “Have you been terribly bad while I’ve been gone?”
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Hera was giggling a little. “Hello, my darling red head.” She held her for a while. “If you’re trying to tickle me, you’re missing the mark.”
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