18/wannabe poet sometimes

[myfairylily]

[arsanatomica]

ANTI-BARFING SPIKES.

This is why they have such a problem with plastic bags. It’s because the unique structure of their esophagus makes it so that they can’t get rid of them.

Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

[taco-bell-rey]

[iwillnotremember]

Hey everyone I don’t want to make a huge deal out of this because I’m scared it’ll make me feel worse than it already does but I lost my job about a week ago and while I already found a new one my on boarding doesn’t happen until May 28 so I have no income right now and I’m trying to find a means of making money so I can make rent next month.

On that note I do eyebrows in the northbay and am willing to travel to people. my Instagram is @ browsbycelest where you can see my work. Feel free to ask me about my waxing menu. my Venmo is Ccelest if you have a few bucks to spare.

[iwillnotremember]

I would really really appreciate if you guys reblogged this

[sadplayboys]

batman: im here to save you

random gotham citizen:

[scaliepost-generator]

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

[alisonzai]

bee real, my senior thesis

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[darkislovelyyyy]

This shit is still funny

[candiikismet]

Lmao what the hell!

[maesterroshi-deactivated2020041]

Lmfao fuck that’s me

[yafavblogger]

Why was he in jail?

[hi-imkingdavid]

[hallaisme247]

@illmaticraj right now

[booziebooz]

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

[quasmellito]

Facts

[ellsworthej]

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

[jonahsimms]

#a proud dad

[catchymemes]

Unmute

[fieldbears]

Unmute

[lynati]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[blackfairypresident]

Click here to support Burial For Damerria organized by Jasmine Hooten

The Hooten Family would like to ask donations to help bury our loved one anything would help we thank and appreciate everyone that is able t

this is the gofundme for the little girl in my neighborhood who drowned yesterday. please share to help the family and donate if you can.

[katelynsgnarlyblog]

[kidomarus]

[raicchu-deactivated20180719]

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[alivingfandoomreference]

I have no luck right now. Halp.

[galaxypokemon06]

Why does this have so many notes

[adoringhorrorborn]

because its not one of your posts.

[ana-logical]

Roger is precious to me.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[source]

[emoceanman]

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain: