1 And 3/7 Sugar Please

I’m obsessed with these boys

[northernsongspeels]

“Get that boy’s name.”

[x]

[fast-flying-rabbit-deactivated2]

And he is not wrong, HE IS RIGHT! HAHA

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[the-absolute-best-posts]

[organicslut]

[crowsent]

remember, this is for a DOOR lock.

remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.

its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this small ‘click’ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.

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if youre picking one of these

you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.

. if its one of these

you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.

. for a chain deadbolt,

you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down

. for one of these rotating combination locks

you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:

spin this bitch to the right about two or three times to “reset” it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops

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now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!

[whywontyoudiekingcracker]

[casspen-starlight]

don’t mind me im just reblogging

[spectralarchers]

Yall need to look up the Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube too, he’s amazing.

His videos are always so blazé, like ‘here’s yet another fucking disappointing lock to pick’ and he’s so good.

[discowitchparty]

@cackledaddy

just for your viewing interest

[woman-of-letters-04]

Completely innocent reblog

[hyenagamer]

The most non suspicious reblog

[lennonsprincess]

Here’s my submission for the 2020 McLennon Big Bang. I’ve never posted any of my art here before, so if you like it maybe I’ll post more.

[lennonsprincess]

Here’s my submission for the 2020 McLennon Big Bang. I’ve never posted any of my art here before, so if you like it maybe I’ll post more.

[lennonsprincess]

Here’s my submission for the 2020 McLennon Big Bang. I’ve never posted any of my art here before, so if you like it maybe I’ll post more.

[motherlennon]

Tag Game

I was tagged by @fingersfallingupwards @prettyjohnnylennon and @gingermoonrising! Thanks for thinking of me <333

Rules: Answer 17 questions and tag 17 others.

Nickname: Jess (the following are just comical ones 4 ur entertainment: one of my coworkers calls me Wednesday because I live in black, family friend calls me Veronica from Archie Comics, my uncle used to call me Lola because I loved to dance lmao, and my great aunt called me freaking Prissy Ann lmfaoooo because i do be like that sometimes)

Zodiac: Leo, but rising and moon sign in Cancer. I’m an INTP which shines much brigther than my ~leo~ ness

Height: 5’5

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw (I had to take a quiz on this, but it definitely fits!)

Last thing I googled: “WOOSAH”

Song stuck in my head: Go Outside by Cults (no idea, just popped in my head at 7:20 in the dang morning?)

Following and Followers: 96 | 738 

Amount I sleep: avg about 7! I sometimes find sleeping annoying lol. Like I’m too tightly wound and would rather be doing something else. I curiously wake up at like 6:20-6:25 every morning without an alarm clock and i love it.

Lucky number: 1, 3, 9, 11 or any variations of those numbers. Weird how a number can feel like something that fits you, y’know?

Dream job: ahem….well, I’d be glad to own my own business or do anything with my creative abilities. Started college for sonography & graphic design and abandoned both because lack of motivation, fear, and also got a good normie FT job. I need a self-revolution, my life needs to change!

Favorite song: I can’t say this with 100% certainty, but I often time regards One of These Nights by Eagles as one of my very favorite songs, it like… fills my soul in a way I can’t explain.

Favorite instrument: I don’t have much musical experience, zero talent, but I’d say bass. I’ve come to realize how beautiful and important it is. I would love to learn drums though, it seems like it would satisfying to be able to play.

Random fact: I was a vegetarian for 10 years!

Favorite authors: Bart Yates, I’d say.

Favorite animal noises: good ol’ meow <3 

hey @johnhateblog @johns-prince @scythela @pepperland-timelord @i-am-the-egg-enby @honeyheffron @princessleiaqueen @e-writes-something @lennonsprincess @joripage @the-bored-demon feel free to do this, or anyone else! <3333

[sneakykinkylinky]

Feeling so dirty tonight. I want the filthiest fic of Link getting pounded hard. Figured you’d know some, Queen of filth.

Ah! I’m so behind reading newer stuff that I really should be ashamed! My ‘’to read’’ is long af, and I’m sure there are some gems I don’t know about yet! But sure, here’s a few fics which came to my mind first:

Insatiable

Acrophobia

Usually… 

Gancanagh 

The Mountaintop Experience 

The Tramp Stamp

Sweet Little Slut  

Challenge Accepted

And hey others! Feel free to add your favorite, juiciest sub!Link/bottom!Link fics! (I know I will be checking all of those out as soon as I can ;) )

[johns-prince]

So I’ve always been a huge history buff, and especially I am fascinated by, if not constantly humbled, by the first and second world wars.

It’s not original, as I’ve seen a few fanfictions set in this AU, or something similar; the boys being drafted for the second world war. Primarily because I’m much more knowledgeable about the second than the first, and in the second they were utilizing medics in the field.

***Based off of historical events, AU is obviously fictitious. There are most likely inaccuracies***

Keep reading

[johns-prince]

AU: World War 2 Cont’d 

Keep reading

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

[mclennon-ao3-feed]

shake my hand

by Samlock

John Lennon and Paul Mccartney met for the first time on the 6th of July, 1957. They didn’t wuite like each other. [A reimagine of their first meeting, loosely based on nowhere boy oops-]

Words: 1576, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ivan Vaughan

Relationships: John Lennon/Paul McCartney, John Lennon & Paul McCartney

Additional Tags: 1950s, First Meetings, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Friendship/Love, Love/Hate, Love at First Sight, Boys In Love, Fights, Fist Fights, Fighting, what the fuck is this, How Do I Tag, Early Beatles, Early Days, teddy boy era, idk okay, Nowhere Boy - Freeform

[debdarkpetal]

[debdarkpetal]

Eyelashes

[hxfcking]

Paul McCartney •• John Lennon [The Beatles] + Roger Taylor •• Brian May [Queen]

[vampireluph]

@vampireluph

This is a real Maylor moment from their interview in Perth

Brian: Roger and I managed to get away a couple of days early over here in Perth and no one knew we were here. We just went out to the beach. I can’t believe it was quiet and peaceful… we had a “good” time.

Interviewer: what….

Roger: (cut the interviewer off to give an “extra” info) it was “hot” and sunny 😉

Brian: (thinking about their “holiday”) very nice, yeah..

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(Now tell me Maylor isn’t real 😂 )

[james-winston]

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Bob: Topless frocks are the big news, topless swim suits..

[…]

John: It sounds a vaguely good idea, but I wouldn’t have my wife or any of me friends wearin’ ‘em.

Paul: Well you - you’ve had us wearin’ ‘em. John: I know Paul, but you’re so well built.

[a-night-at-the-abbey-road-deact]

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Paul: I’ll be overpowering this time.  John: Oh good. I like it when you’re brutal! Paul: Ssshhh! Quiet in the studio, please! 

[amoralto]

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October 18th-22nd, 1965 (EMI Studios, Abbey Road, London): The Beatles work on recording ‘In My Life’. (Note: This is a montage of studio chatter from either a single take or several takes of ‘In My Life’. I dedicate this otherwise entirely frivolous post to @aceonthebass!) 

PAUL: Stop holding my hand.

JOHN: Don’t forget to wah.