I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Keni
One Nice Bug Per Day
tannertan36
roma★
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Fai_Ryy
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Mike Driver
Color Me Curious
shark vs the universe
Game of Thrones Daily
taylor price
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Kiana Khansmith
The Bright Sessions
Fieri Frames
gracie abrams
Discoholic 🪩
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@queer-in-the-dungeon
Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars
guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)
Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’
Fire burn and cowboy bootin’
Eye of newt and spicy beans,
Toe of frog and denim jeans,
Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle
tossed into my iron griddle
With the tannin’ of our hides,
Somethin’ wicked this way rides
This is better than the entire harry potter series
Someone make sure Travis Willingham sees this.
Psychic lake
Boss Fight
Phone Charger Magic Circle
By 6秒商店
this is so unnecessary, i need 20
N(Really)SFW – Don’t care! 😁
You know you’ve had a good Pathfinder/D&D game when:
•a player loses an arm and isn’t mad about it
•your players have developed an attachment to your NPCs
•they realize there’s more than one storyline
•the catman is more focused on the story than stealing the other players pet panther
Context: the DM had just introduced an ancient dragon with the ability to change its type as a legendary action. Needless to say the fight was not going well, we were all freightened by it, one player had already ran away.
Whispers Bard: man we’re so fucked.
Me: nah man, I’m about to get ballsy. I’m gonna roll to intimidate the dragon.
The entire group collectively: you’re going to what?! How do you intimidate a dragon???
Dm: I’ll allow it, roll intimidation.
*rolls a 30 with bardic inspiration*
Dm: oh uhhhh. . . What are you going to say?
Me: so I’m gonna stare the dragon straight in the eyes and I’m gonna go, ‘listen here you little fucking shit. I’m gonna kill your ass. I’m gonna come over there and I’m gonna kick you in your fucking pussy if you don’t get the fuck out of here right now!’”
*everyone just stares at me and the dm*
Dm: it uhhhh. It looks at you this person who’s supposed to be terrified of it, then down at the Wounds on it’s chest from fighting y’all, because to be honest y’all have fucked it up pretty bad, and it just flies away.
Me to the whispers bard: and you thought it was a dumb idea to make my intimidation a +15.
Everyone needs a friend <3
do you think vampires and werewolves are an exclusively human phenomenon or are there dwarfish werewolves and elvish vamps and shit??
would you fucking go to bed
*griffin voice* come plaaaaaay with me in this spaaaace
centaurs but the human part is a dragonborn
mermaids but the human part is an orc
HOBBIT ZOMBIES
i’m coming to your house and turning off your wifi
it’s a new month I have data for days bitch
I’m sorry but imagining the personality of the typical elf combined with the personally of a typical vampire is the most INSUFFERABLE individual I’ve ever even dreamt of
One of my favorite things about R.A. Salvatore (he writes novels set in the Forgotten Realms for those who haven’t heard of him) is he actually introduced a dwarvish vampire at one point in time. Dealing with it was quite an issue for the main characters.
@girl-in-a-mask-3
Quote of the Day:
Some facts you need to know about the greatest anime character of all time!
apparently there’s an important episode of football on this weekend
Yes, the football fandom is going nuts. Lots of cosplaying going on. Tickets to the con are outrageous, though.
When you use your special move on the boss and barely leave a dent.
Le Grand Grimoire de Cthulhu by MilleCuirs
I need to get me this
things I need to do: many
things I want to do: create an all-warlock D&D team in the style of magical girls, all with Armor of Agathys (magical girl outfits) but tweaked so they do different types of damage, per the balancing principles of a classic team of magical girls
