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oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

myriapoda-1306

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

depsidase

brightlotusmoon

halondrus

Walking into my 9 hour shift and hearing "2 people quit yesterday"

halondrus

crazy-brazilian

same bro

sextuspompey

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

brokenheartedcubscout

oh you just know every trivia night announcer in santa barbara hates to see these three coming

victusinveritas

furryprovocateur

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

furryprovocateur

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!