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[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

Yeah you guys can send me yourgrocery lists I’d love that

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Guys I took an over the counter painkiller and now my pain is much lower. This is amazing. Does the public know about this.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm going to forget about this immediately

[official-ibuprofen-posts]

official ibuprofen post

[todaysbird]

quickest way to make One Of Those dog people go 0 to 100: refer to their ‘designer’ dog as a mixed breed

[todaysbird]

if you become irate at your ‘aussiebernedoodle’ being called a ‘poodle mix’ than you have failed to grasp that the poorly bred dog you spent $2k on is, in fact, a mutt

[todaysbird]

okay okay. consider that calling these dogs a mutt or mixed breed is not an insult. it is literally a fact. my lab/husky/pit mix was a mutt, not a Pitsky Retriever, this does not mean I did not love her.

[modern-politics111]

[disregardandfelicity]

sounds very similar to a radio story i heard in 2014 ago about credit card debt. the debt got sold to a collection company and a couple received a court summons. they knew they had taken on debt, but they were confused about who this new company was and where specifically the number they were supposed to owe came from.

they show up in court and just ask the lawyer for the collection company: can you prove where this number comes from? Do you have a contract showing that you purchased our debt? probably luckily for them, a reporter researching a book on the topic showed up and asked the same questions.

10 minutes later they get in front of the judge and the collection company drops the whole case and theyre free to go. story is below, it has a transcript in the link too

Prologue - This American Life

Ira talks to reporter Jake Halpern about a scene he saw take place in a Georgia courtroom where a couple uttered some magic words that seeme

[evolutionsbedingt]

https://twitter.com/BrianManookian/status/1674963884703088642

Link to the twitter thread for accessibility!

[skinlike-deactivated20240929]

i'd play in the creek now as an adult. i'd sit in the stream and collect rocks for a while

[coffeefocusrat]

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

[coffeefocusrat]

meant an alternative milk .

[correctopinionhaver]

me and the family when the eggnog issue comes up

[godisafujoshi]

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

[ygmtwr-atrus]

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

[foulserpent]

im sure theres people out there with insatiable lusts for grapes but for me i never even think about them unless theyre provided to me. but when im in a situation where i have grapes provided to me im like, wow, i have to consume my body weight in these right now or i will die

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[butwhypants]

[byjove]

I just saw someone say “You need to read a book intended for adults.” instead of “Read a different book.” to a Harry Potter fan. Big fan of that.

[illness-deactivated20180325]

fuck all the other bots this is by far the most ominous message i’ve received

[deathonthebeach]

Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

[valtsv]

the thing about body horror is that there's nothing you can come up with that can compete with what the human body will do to itself under a sufficient amount of stress

[valtsv]

EXCEPT ‼️ radiation poisoning. that shit is fuuuuuucked.

[raccoonmilf]

I’m sorry I didn’t mean to refer to your unvaccinated dog as an “empty vessel for rabies.” I’m sure it’s also something else. Like an empty vessel for distemper.

[anxeious]

[politijohn]

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