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lots of nsfw content. i am in my mid-20s, genderqueer dfab, prefer ladies, & am a software engineer.

[liquorinthefront]

Arielle & Meredith, by Tara Beth Photography

[findmomo]

[dancing-on-stars]

現代アート——ジェノス by 悪果

Permission to post given by the artist

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

The advantages of working at target \o/

[vince-mcmuffin]

what ausle do we sell the nut dildos in?

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS A GODDAMN CHRISTMAS TREE

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

*pounding the table and chanting* NUTTPLUG NUTTPLUG NUTTPLUG

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

NUTTPLUG NUTTPLUG NUTTPLUG

[manaphy]

[fatgirlopinions]

Why do I love this so much

[bethcab4qt]

Just because

[lcheeseboy]

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

[notadocmartin]

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

[cauda-pavonis-blog]

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

[diskothiqueer-deactivated202305]

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

[snarkymonkeyprime]

ROBO-DILDO.

[fawxblogs-deactivated20210101]

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

[konoto]

Dildobot

[chronically-ill-dandy]

Edward Dildo-arms

[evzimus]

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

[alrightalrightalrightalyssa-dea]

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

[malikrichie]

me

[beenblackedout]

I literally gasped

[y0sh11-brs]

When you think you’re ready for the test and then read the first question 

[lavagoth]

[bottomsurgery]

[addelburgh]

[simpsons-latino]

[creepyjirachi]

[nynnelovgreen-deactivated201812]

[gayftmpornblr-deactivated201604]

- Damn! You are handsome! Thanks for submitting!

[dailycatdrawings]

427: White Bengal

Kind of reminds me of my old cat Ollie’ :)

[rickgrimesbabyface]

This mirror is truly a blessing to us all