im here, im queer, i want to take a nap

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[queerloquial]

magpie/malcolm

30s

he/they

queer bi aroace

autistic

generic reblogs, with appearances by critrole, dnd, tes, whatever else I'm watching/playing. if i get Really into something it gets a '[fandom] tag' label (ie: tes tag, critical role tag, murderbot tag, horse tag, etc)

new critical role episodes will be tagged 'critical role spoilers' until the youtube episode drops the following monday. past that point i don't trust my brain's ability to parse out what's free to reblog vs what needs a spoiler warning, especially where meta posts are concerned. you're welcome to blacklist '#critical role tag' or just not follow this blog if you're concerned about spoilers

i block anyone who looks like a bot, anti, or exclusionist. or just an asshole in general

[leaftickett]

winter ❄️

[fjordfocused]

Kattigan is so horribly awkward in all ways, i want to do mundane things to him just to see what the fuck goes wrong. i wanna send him to the grocery store.

[revvethasmythh]

I did have a better idea, but everybody said no. I can get into the fucking place!

[depsidase]

[captainofthetidesbreath]

i know I keep harping on this but I am just SO stuck on it because I am just confused and I am unfortunately so sensitive to missing stairs in story beats, but it's legit like, every time like Marisha or Luis or someone goes "we need muscle at the theatre bc it's ground zero and shit's going to be bad there" or like Thimble suggesting getting pixies for more fighting power I am genuinely like, I don't even know what you think is going to happen there anymore. why again do we think that there's going to be a huge attack or military action from the Sundered Houses there.

this is at this point teetering on becoming a genuine question because I'm like did I miss something? has there been indication that some huge blow-up battle against the Sundered Houses is going to happen there? obviously SOMETHING is going to happen, it might even involve an initiative, but I'm like. there's such a belief that a big battle at the Round against the collective might of the Sundered Houses is more likely than a fight at the manor, because Mara can't possibly have been left unguarded even with the heavy hitter Tachonis going to the meeting.

[kerosene-in-a-blender]

You know, it's little wonder that Nullus Tachonis seems so pissed about the whole Thjazi loose in the afterlife situation because that happening means that twice in the space of two days, someone his idiot firstborn had killed and supposedly marked for Tachonis control in the beyond managed to shake that and start doing things of their own free will, and those things fucked their shit up and are continuing to do so

[drawsmaddy]

[ID: A digital drawing of Kattigan Vale from Critical Role. He's grinning, saying "Oh-ho-ho getting tense!" and cracking open a can. A little doodle to the side of Occtis and Julien looking angry with each other is labelled "posh boys bickering". End description.]

Rich pretty boys fighting is a spectator sport

[raisondetriment]

"I wish there was more I could do to repay the Halovars for all they've done."

Liam O'Brien, master of the double entendre.

[oneheadtoanother]

[naturalhairhow101]

[revvethasmythh]

Welcome to my side of the team.

[sassy-cass-16]

the elves in aramán are profoundly fucking sad. they're decaying. their people are completely unable to reproduce and they were created by the goddess of life. that feels like sylandri's real barrowdell. the elves as a dying people without her to sustain them.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

[lostchild-nil]

二人でグリプトドンに乗りたいな🐱💕

"This one wishes it could ride a glyptodon with you."

[draconym]

As someone who goes outside a lot at work, I am often ensorcelled by fancy gear. I love insulated metal bottles and backpacks with five hundred pockets and a sternum strap. I snatch them up when I find them in thrift stores and on freecycle.

However: mad respect to my coworker who has been using these as his backpack and water bottle for years:

[angelotheque]

[kevinbikes]

One time I got pulled over in the mall to do a market research survey and they were like we will give you ten bucks if you do it so I'm like sure. And then they put me in a mock toothpaste section of a store and asked me which toothpaste would be best for your gums and I was like I'm gonna level with you, there are too many options to evaluate that question in a resonable amount of time.

Still got that ten bucks. Didn't solve the problem.

[jasminuwu]

You gave them valuable information. Maybe they'll cut down on the pointless options if they figure out that option paralysis is a thing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You still have to buy a toothpaste, and in a random draw, the company with more kinds taking up more shelf has the advantage.