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29. they/them. bisexual. unhealthy obsession with LOTR. probably will have chaotic personal posts too. I do have a NSFT side blog so if you’re confused as to why I’m following you, it’s probably that

[zooophagous]

Just another reason to keep your cats indoors.

[zooophagous]

This thing is still my most popular comic of all time and it drives me bonkers because of how shittily I drew it

[batstolovers]

𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔠 𝔄𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔱𝔦𝔠 (x)

[smallpotatoes-dandelions]

The writers of Buffy messed up the lore at various points, but I think the silliest way they did it was definitely when they established that vampires CAN move around in daylight but only if they have a blanket over their head and go "yeouch ouch owie" the whole time

[asadsadlittleman]

I've seen it said before that buffyverse vamp lore is VERY consistent if you bear in mind that

A. Everything Angel says about vampires is self-serving, and whether or not it's true is irrelevant to him as long as it serves his purpose and makes people do what he wants them to while making him seem like less of a monster

B. The Watchers Council is essentially a propaganda machine designed to scare young teenage girls into fighting their battles for them because there's always been cowardly men in this world and there always will be

[romanceyourdemons]

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

[romanceyourdemons]

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

[femmedefandom]

I absolutely adore how much the Buffybot loves Buffy. She thinks that Buffy is so pretty and smart and talented and a great leader….and she was programmed to think that! Spike wanted a Buffy who loved herself.

[xaeyrnofnbe]

very fond of the sassy bitterness between giles and spike due to the fact that they are literally exactly who each other used to be. like. you meet a guy who acts identical to the man you're trying to distance yourself from being, like, as much as possible, and hes feeling the exact same things. the DRAMA of it all. no wonder they hated each other

[goldfish-inhaler]

Dru takes doll hunting very seriously and extremely literally.

[caesarsaladinn]

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

[caesarsaladinn]

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

[aplpaca]

muppetness of said offspring

[messedupdoilies]

ppl acting like buffy ended the series single like she's being an independent woman will never stop being funny to me... likeee what actually happened is her confessing her love to someone who promptly died. its like going to a funeral and congratulating the grieving widow for becoming a girlboss who doesn't need a man, lmaoooo. She may very well be a girlboss but time and place, oh my god.

[l0veisntbrains]

“What's wrong?”

5x07 | Fool for Love

[sandmandaddy69]

[lesbianhouseplant]

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[nocturnal-necromancer]

Hello?? Can anyone hear me???

[vampirewrestlinglover]

RIP Tara you wouldn't have kicked Buffy out of her own house.

[djmanemihi]

A big part of the reason of why I believe Spike is a good partner for Buffy is because of how I saw him behave with Drusilla when she was sick. Like yeah he is a hot and edgy vampire , but he would also nag Buffy about not drinking enough water.

That woman is the most exhausted and wound up creature in that series and she deserves someone that would fuss over her

[magnetic-deflection]

new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

[professeurm]

buffy: i hate spike. he's an evil, disgusting monster. i can't and i would never trust him. neither should you

also buffy walking into spike crypt: Hey, I'm dropping off my little sister who is extremely important to me and i trust you, not any of my friends who i known since for half of my life, to keep her safe