Boston boys 😎 groupchat
Ilya: everyone is welcome to dunkin’s funeral on friday
Cliff: who the fuck is dunkin?
St-Simon: you’re selling your ducati?!
Connors: you named your bike after dunkin donuts?
Ilya: yes and also yes; jane says either i sell dangerous motorcycle or i can never eat her ass again
Ilya: was easy choice
Cliff: man you’re whipped can’t belive you’re actually giving up on your fucking Ducati
Ilya: if you had seen janes ass you’d understand
Connors: what are you getting instead?
Ilya: Nothing. Jane says I have enough cars and should invest money in more safe investments in case i loose my job and visa
St-Simons: jesus kid
St-Simons: you sure she’s not your wife?
Ilya: soon i will be jane’s husband and you will all be jealous
















