WELCOME TO MY SPACESHIP. STAY ON YOUR SEAT!!!

I draw sometimes

[crazy-brazilian]

[idionkisson]

“Stairs Appear in a Hole Outside of Town,” by John Philip Johnson and Julian Peters (Rattle #38, Winter 2012)

[sagansense]

Twilight Zone feels

[queeshmaella]

They met on a halloween costume party.

[huffylemon]

[no-x-in-nixon]

“Your zipper’s open.”

“It’s my lawn.”

[the-gotheltic-rowan]

im never gonna find a website as funny as this one

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[theycallmediiva]

Reblogging in honor of Area 51 day

[not-that-debonair]

[ID: An image of the internet explorer logo sitting on a seat in an airplane. Above the image, in white, reads ‘On my way to raid Area 51 guys’. In the bottom left corner in much smaller and fainter text reads ‘This is terrible and I recognise that’. /End ID]

[sunhazeys]

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

[stay-close]

“I couldn’t heal because I kept pretending I wasn’t hurt.”

— Unknown

[queeshmaella]

Senku and Gen <3

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

[hollowboobtheory]

reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly

[queeshmaella]

Kiriko-chan

[mens-rights-activia]

[cutecutejames]

PSAs that border on surrealism

[kadywicker]

everyone on tumblr: going nuts over some new podcast/show/whatever, talking abt it constantly, making a bunch of posts abt how all mutuals turn into an x blog, etc etc

me, hyperfixating on jack shit no one cares about:

[depsidase]

[theaxiomofhope]

Why is this so goddamn funny

[mtfautoandrophile]

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

[catsuggest]

[gatheringkeepsakes]

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

[queeshmaella]

we stan goth girls

[nocountryforlesbians]

head not empty, many abstract uncommunicatable thoughts

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

Can you multitask?

yes i can ignore several things at once