Quelkaima's Devilspeak

Thoughts, musings, and drivel from the (not even close to) legendary assassin from the underworld. Also an evictee of the Rogue Isles.

[quelkaima]

👋 Bye!

Tumblr’s thoroughly shit the bed now. Verizon took a total write-off on the Yahoo buyout, making this hellhole worth exactly $0 to them.

Find me here for now and I’ll update with more if I remember or make them.

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[quelkaima]

That's exactly where this shit site is heading, so we're well on our way!

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[quelkaima]

We’re all sick of you, @staff .

[butchsans]

forgot to post these the other day but beans!!!!!

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Browser extensions to restore "View Image" and "Search By Image" to Google Image search results

It’s been 72 hours since Google Images removed the “View Image” and (the even more essential) “Search By Image” buttons from its search-results; now you can just install a browser extension (Firefox, Chrome).

https://boingboing.net/2018/02/19/schadenbrauserfreude.html

[southpauz]

I can’t wait for them to meet up

[jynkiess]

Useless Things I Know About Scooby-Doo: The Original Series That Are Actually Canon:

1. Shaggy Rogers is a vegetarian

2: Shaggy was called “Buzz” until his 10th birthday

3: Shaggy has a collection of 653 decorator belt buckles and he wears a different buckle every episode, you just can’t see it

4: Shaggy started collecting belt buckles to combat his Scooby-Snack addiction related weight problems

5: Shaggy’s actual name is Norville

6: Shaggy found the Mystery Machine

7: Shaggy is a talented gymnast

8: Daphne wanted to be a supermodel or detective when she grew up

9: Daphne gets straight A’s in school

10: Daphne regularly loses dates because she leaves them to solve mysteries

11: Daphne’s Dad, George Blake, gave the gang a 100 dollar check to get started 

12: Velma came up with the phrase “Jinkes” on the fly

13: Velma used to say “oh my” before she said Jinkes

14: Velma’s has hundreds of awards for outstanding achievements in school

15: Fred is a bass and sings from the opera Showboat when the team gets scared

16: Fred’s nickname is “Pickles” according to his school yearbook

17: Fred traveled with a performance crew as an actor before deciding to be a detective

18: Fred wants to be a mystery writer

19: Scooby’s full name is Scoobert Doo

20: Scooby Doo has a limited number of phrases he can say and has to act out anything that can’t be explained simply

21: The gang thought Scooby’s speaking was strange at first, but decided it “really wasn’t a big deal”

22: Before they had the Mystery Machine the gang used to pay their parents gas money to drive them around

BONUS: The series was supposed to be about a band who went around solving mysteries, but that completely changed when Scooby-Doo got added to the cast and became the title character

[jas720]

So a group of people united by their love of solving mysteries just shrug at a talking dog

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

“anime, it’s the best.”  –michael b jordan, 2018

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[dontforgetshane]

How does one acquire an otter. Asking for a friend

[3blush]

[suppermariobroth]

In Super Mario 64, getting hit by the piano in Big Boo’s Haunt and then moving into the piano’s hitbox will make Mario never exit his blinking invulnerable state, making him completely safe from the piano. In fact, Mario is so safe that after not moving for a while, he will fall asleep with the piano still trying to chase him. (Footage recorded by me in a N64 emulator.)

[mysharona1987]

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Your political beliefs inform multiple systems that decide if I live or die.

I will judge you for your political beliefs.

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

Black panther is obviously a success so watch how these top shop, h&m, forever 21 are gonna hijack the style and make it “their own” without crediting the originators. Get ready

[socialist-anxiety]

me: I’m a non-binary girl.

friend: okay but you still have a man’s body

me: you’re right we should probably bury this dead guy instead of talking about gender

friend: i’ll get the shovels

[serbamf]

I had to read this a couple times.

[vonisv]

[vonisv]

I played it for ~30 minutes:

There is no tutorial

There is no mouse support on the menus

There is no way to adjust the volume levels, and the game is stupid loud

There’s only one option for the sound and its the voice chat, and you can only turn it on and off

There is no tutorial

The game froze on me when I entered the options menu in a match. The only way to get out was Alt-F4

In short

[xxxtictacion]

I mean it’s in beta of course its unfinished

[girldick-official]

It releases in 10 days

[thechosenjuan]

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

[blackholeassshole]

this is so important

[cloudcuckoolander527]

All I can think of is this…

And on the flip-side

[phantomrose96]

An important thing about Roy Mustang:

Roy’s really good at acting. Roy’s also decided that the general mask he wants to put on around people is “cool, stoic, composed, selfish leader” so they don’t go assuming too many things about his real ideations. Since he’s a good actor, he’s real good at putting on this front.

Off to incinerate Maria Ross? Cooler than ice. Facing confrontation about his role in her murder? Ruthlessly chill. Associating with (well anyone really) when other military personnel might be watching? Thermometer’s reading absolute zero.

But of course the keyword to all this is acting. He’s really talented at acting cool, not to be confused with “He is actually cool”. Because whenever he’s not putting on a performance for someone, his whole personality is pretty well summed up as “high-pitched indignant yelling”

In summation: He’s a loser

[legolokiismighty]

i love this loser so much.