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yaoihands

Guys please reply to this with what your url means or references I’m really curious

horsedestruction

tiktokstowatch

communistbussy

this has the same energy as the guy who slips on the banana peel like they do in cartoons

pikadxrat

you, reading this. you’re a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

unnerd

Places you should add to your little town/city in your fantasy world!!

Post offices. Wild, I know. But give me the unhinged kind. Pingeons and little postal dragons all over the place. You enter. The most disgusting smell fucking assaults your nostrils. You know what it is. Letter in hand, you go up to the counter. The postal worker is just a slightly bigger pigeon. You shed a tear.

PLAYGROUNDS!! Create the most dangerous kinds of playgrounds, the ones suburban moms would TRIP if they ever saw one. Monkey bars that are way too tall, swings that go full circle... The metal slide stays the same, it's already painful enough.

PARKS!! MAKE IT ALIVE!! Show people going on walks, reading beneath trees. C'mon most of them are already hundred years old (And are going to die after that CR 15 creature wrecks the town) anyways!! Show couples and picnics, show a family enjoying the sunday, give me someone picking flowers for their loved ones.

A bakery! Do you know how much these places are underrated? And do you know how much plot potential they have? Every good story starts with food poisoning or granny's recipe! Give me a place your players/readers are going to treat like home and, for once, it's not a tavern or a guild.

Government buildings! Give me a town hall that has a kilometric line in front of it. Give me a registry that is as old as this town. Give me police stations! Give me courtrooms! Make one of your players get arrested and now all of the party has to go through burocracy like a bunch of normal people!

(Who am I kidding? You don't need to make them get arrested. They are going to do that for you.)

Touristic attractions! Give me a full-on statue of the country's leader! Give me museums! Give me streets, ruins and whatnot that attract thousands of tourists everyday! Give me an annoying city guide that tries to get the party's attention everytime!

Magazine stands! Magazines don't exist? Newspaper stands! From the Queen's Journal to the most questionable new piece of Fox's Tailtracker, you have it all! Make your players doubt what's actually happening, sprinkle a little fake news... Or is it fake at all?

...Toy stores. OK HEAR ME OUT. Make magic toys; miniature skyships that actually fly, metal toy dragons that expel fire, little wands that make little light spells, wooden creatures that can move and make noises... Make children happy! And your players too because they will waste their money on these stuff.

Instrument store!! Make your bards happy with special instruments or just weird ones! Give me a battle in one of those that is just filled with funny noises and the worst battle soundtrack ever!!

Not exactly a place but... Cleaning carts!!! Show me people cleaning the streets, picking up the trash, cutting trees!! Make the town look clean!! Give me an old man that is really proud of his work!!!

(or ways to make your players feel even worse when the villain destroys the town later on :) )

tlatollotl

sinattea

A beautiful rendition of a Maya myth.

The god Quetzalcoatl took human form to wander the world, and upon finding himself tired and hungry, met a rabbit who kindly offered to feed him with its own life and body, so Quetzalcoatl repaid this kindness by immortalizing its image on the moon.

Such a beautiful tale!!!

beardedmrbean

ruinedchildhood

trupie

Oh my God.

The board of directors’ names?

They’re the names from Fighting Baseball

I don’t know if that was on purpose or an Easter Egg or what but either way it’s magnificent

gideonthe9

dana akdjfjckfjfm

nico-verde

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

akiradachi

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nico-verde

thedarksideoftomandjerry

From mishaps to downfalls to utter despair, luck is rarely on the side of one Thomas “Tom” Cat.

Occasionally, he manages to brush it all off, manages to continue the quest to capture that archenemy of his, Jerry Mouse. More often than not, however, him at his absolute lowest is the only closure we are given at the end of an episode.

Granted, only a fool would even imply that Tom has ever been a saint. Tom has time and again, in the name of following his instincts and catching that mouse, jeopardized everything from other’s homes to his own health and relationships. Actions undeniably deserving of some form of retribution.

However, the imposed punishments, even the severest, are often served with a light-hearted, almost humorous sauce which distances the audience from the cat’s suffering. So when an episode ends with Tom in absolute shambles, the tragedy never hits as hard as it should.

Thus, I have taken it upon myself to, after roughly half a century, at long last spotlight his pain. And I invite you along, to finally bid the cat the respect he deserves and to marvel at exactly how dark a seemingly family-friendly cartoon can in actuality be.

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jointsmoker

idk what it is about kids these days that makes them so funny but in any case my friend just told us about how her younger sister babysits for a 7 and 9 yr old and one day they said they wanted to play “bus drivers” and they made wheels and everything but then the game was just being bus drivers at a union meeting discussing their problems

moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

eternally-a-dreamer

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

quentinneedssleep

I’m a virgin dragon…

momunofu-deactivated20150808

chillin on a Saturday night

thepope

Calm down jojo

momunofu-deactivated20150808

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

sparkafterdark-deactivated20181

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

totallyfubar

I dunno, man,

sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

witchchad-deactivated20160310

get on my level boys

sparkafterdark-deactivated20181

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

nerdgul

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

tyrannosarcophagous

this post appears once every million years

sparkafterdark-deactivated20181

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

robot-hands-mccoolguy

I don’t think it’s possible to one up you

krystal-prisms

Damn son

angelicguy

going to hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small cesar salad that i do not finish, i tip 200 dollars and kill myself in the parking lot with a katana

franzkavkas

average kafka diary entry

wenevergotusedtoegypt

PSA: If you are Jewish and you need a menorah and candles, contact your nearest Chabad house and they will give you one for free or at most extremely cheap.

Chabad house locator

wenevergotusedtoegypt

Just realized that unlike the last couple years this hasn’t started to spread again organically, so…

The first night of Chanukah this year is sundown on Sunday, November 28, 2021. It’s not to late to reach out for your Chanukah supplies!

bobertlutece

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it

lizatonix

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

mulaneysbutt

Emmy Award Winning™️

pharaohamunsadji

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

pomrania

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

theawesomeraccoon

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

impossiblerebelblaze

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

fangirlhaley

This is my favorite video ever

nonlinear-nonsubjective

I’m going to be talking about this for the rest of my life. Because this? This is one of the defining pieces of culture from a time when life went from bad to worse. Everyone knows this sketch. Almost word for word. This four minute bit is carrying us through these times, and is probably the only piece of media to come directly from politics that is genuinely joyful.

You simply cannot talk about this era without mentioning the horse loose in a hospital. It defines the entire experience, and does it hilariously.

angiethewitch

I fucking adore this man

getchapapes

i love john edmund mulaney with my whole entire heart, and you may quote me on that

your-tires-are-too-cold

i just realized that this is going to be something that people look at in like 50-100 years when talking about this era of american politics and people are going to be interpreting it and its probably going to be on someones fucking dbq like no no one outside of this time period will every ever be able to grasp just how accurately this describes Everything

enbies-and-felonies

THAT’S WHERE IT COMES FROM

“that’s what I thought youd say you dumb fucking horse”

neongreentoxicity

HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL

caffeinated-nightowl

OHHH SO THAT’S WHAT THAT WAS ABOUTTTT

math-is-magic

Reblogging this in honor of the horse being sent to the hospital.

queerbutstillhere

Reblogging this with hope of the horse finally being kicked out of the hospital

vrueppellii

volerite-deactivated20150508

I will never not reblog this.

sworntovalor

Here’s a “life-hack” for you. Apparently concentrated Kool-Aid can be used as a pretty effective leather dye. I was making a drink while cutting the snaps off some new straps for my pauldrons and I got curious, so I tried it, thinking, “ok even if this works, it will just wash out.” Nope. It took the “dye” (undiluted) in about 3 seconds. After drying for about an hour and a half, it would not wash off in the hottest tap-water. It would not wash out after soaking for 30 minutes. It did not wash out until I BOILED it, and even then, only by a tiny bit and it gave it a weathered look that was kind of cool. Add some waterproofing and I’d wager it would survive even that. That rich red is only one application too. Plus it smells great, lol. So there you go, cheap, fruity smelling leather dye in all the colors Kool-Aid has to offer.

hammerhide

WELL THEN!

pomegranateandivy-deactivated20

this may be important to some of my followers *and certainly not just getting reblogged because of my costuming and my boyfriends desire for leather armor*

armeleia

When I was in middle school we used to use it to dye our hair. Potent stuff.

baedlyweathered

If you’re dying anything with kool-aid it’s best to use SUGAR-FREE ones otherwise the thing you’re dying might get all sticky

samthor

the flavor only packets where you are supposed add sugar are the best. they will dye any natural fiber: leather, wool, cotton, hair, flax, jute, silk and so forth. heat the dye water so it is more potent. let dry then rinse excess out in cold water. there’s a whole system to this.