*questionably optimistic*

40% caffeine and 40% anxiety at all times the other 20%? memes.

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[toastbutteregg]

some things never change

[reasonsnottokillmyselftoday]

Because despite all this suffering I so desperately want to live through it and make the best of it

[onlyonekenobi]

the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”

[s0larflares]

girls will be like “if i was a geographical feature i would be a selenite cave” and you’re just supposed to be able to figure out what that means

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What's not clicking

[enbyasha-deactivated20220618]

waiting on that girlboss tv series about principal trenchbull and how she was utilizing girl power by killing her brother and abusing her niece miss honey

[barbie2023]

made a little quiz so you can finally find out whether you’re more girlboss, gatekeep, or gaslight <3

[bumbog]

hey op! genuinely what the fuck is wrong with you?

[seaymph]

“The less you eat, drink and buy books; the less you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house; the less you think, love, theorise, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you save – the greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor rust will devour – your capital. The less you are, the less you express your own life, the more you have, i.e., the greater is your alienated life, the greater is the store of your estranged being. Everything which the political economist takes from you in life and in humanity, he replaces for you in money and in wealth.”

— Marx - Human Requirements 1844 (via marxhamill)

[questionably-optimistic]

The older I get the more Karl Marx makes sense

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[dear-ao3]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[dear-ao3]

THATS TUPPERWARE

[sobutmermaids]

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

[dear-ao3]

delaware is too powerful

[uncertaininnit]

what the fuck

[dear-ao3]

[skaktusposts]

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

[dear-ao3]

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

[skaktusposts]

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

[dear-ao3]

.....ace hardware....?

[uncertaininnit]

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

[dear-ao3]

but at what cost

[publiusmaximum]

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

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I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

[iphone7plus]

getting a compliment

[ovid]

but are YOU a reliable narrator?

[the-mad-owl]

Why is Ovid attacking me. I thought this shit ended with Latin classes

[ovid]

i like to extend my presence beyond the text

[twerklina]

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u kno when you’re crying and u catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and you’re like??? if this was a movie this scene would have won me an oscar

[carnival-phantasm]

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

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